What Do You Think?

[GetRichQuick712]

I am not a comedian and this joke is not mine at all. But it's just such a
hilarious piece that I want to share it. It works best visually becuase of
facial expressions and body language and especially tone of voice but it's
still funny without that.

HERE GOES:

So i just bought a house recently. So i go in the backyard and there's this
huge tree blocking the whole place. I go and call up a tree removal guy and he
comes over in this big brown truck with a tree on the side. I go to check on
the guy and he has cut down the tree and is about to leave and I go up to him
and say "Tree Guy, aren't you gonna get rid of the stump?" He says "I don't DO
stumps, what you need is a stump guy!"

So I dont know how you can't into stump removal for a living but you open up
the yellow pages and there are pages and pages of stump removal guys. Some are
expert stump guys, some are pro stump guys! So I get myself an expert pro
stump guy! He pulls up in a big brown truck, STUMP on the side and gets to
work. So i'm bringing out some lemonade and see him ready to pack up. He got
rid of the stump but....

(audience goes "aww") Yea!! Like YOU were there!!

So he takes the stump, but he leaves this big hole. So I go up to the guy and
i'm like "Stump ... DUDE... aren't u gonna fill up the hole?" He says, "I dont
DO holes, u need a landscaper" What the fuck is this? I'm like "What are you
guyz, family?"

So i stomp back into the house and call up a landscaper. I'm like "I got this
huge ugly hole in my backyard, just come over and make it better! So the guy
comes over ... sticks a tree in the hole

And i'm back to where I started from....