Re: GOD does exist - if you don't believe you'll go to HELL!

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SkyEyes

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Feb 24, 2009, 2:12:07 PM2/24/09
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On Feb 24, 12:06 pm, "Priest" <Pri...@GODdoesexist.real> wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE
> is really there.
>
> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>
> So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!

So: got any *evidence* - as opposed to bald assertions - that a god
actually exists?

:::Crickets:::

I didn't think so.

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
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polymer

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Feb 24, 2009, 2:15:03 PM2/24/09
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:06:18 +0100, Priest wrote:

> x-no-archive: yes
>
> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE is really
> there.
>
> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!

If you threaten to punch the guy next door in the nose
most governments will find that to be an illegal threat.
With religious threats, you get a pass.

Religions should be made to pay their fucking taxes and
the religious should be punished for making threats.

AZ Nomad

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Feb 24, 2009, 2:15:45 PM2/24/09
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:06:18 +0100, Priest <Pri...@GODdoesexist.real> wrote:
>x-no-archive: yes

>GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE
>is really there.

>If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!

>So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!

wow! Brilliant? Nobody has posted such garbage in at least a day.

Show this god thingie, show a place called hell, and show that this
god thingie is the asshole you propose.

Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

Christopher A. Lee

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Feb 24, 2009, 2:28:44 PM2/24/09
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:06:18 +0100, "Priest"
<Pri...@GODdoesexist.real> wrote:

>x-no-archive: yes
>
>GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE
>is really there.

So prove it, imbecile.

>If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>
>So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!

What a fucking moron.


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Uncle Vic

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Feb 24, 2009, 2:46:17 PM2/24/09
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One fine day in alt.atheism, polymer <pol...@operamail.com> wrote:

> If you threaten to punch the guy next door in the nose
> most governments will find that to be an illegal threat.
> With religious threats, you get a pass.

With religious threats, there is no fist, and no nose.


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Convicted by Earthquack.


polymer

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Feb 24, 2009, 2:47:52 PM2/24/09
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:46:17 -0600, Uncle Vic wrote:

> One fine day in alt.atheism, polymer <pol...@operamail.com> wrote:
>
>> If you threaten to punch the guy next door in the nose most governments
>> will find that to be an illegal threat. With religious threats, you get
>> a pass.
>
> With religious threats, there is no fist, and no nose.

Yep. The apex of emptiness.

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Mike Jones

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Feb 24, 2009, 3:31:03 PM2/24/09
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Responding to polymer:

That doesn't sound fair. Nobody else has to pay taxes for fucking.

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On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:06:18 +0100, "Priest"
<Pri...@GODdoesexist.real> wrote:

>x-no-archive: yes
>
>GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE
>is really there.
>
>If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>

>So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!
>

Yeah, well... fuck you.

polymer

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Feb 24, 2009, 3:34:32 PM2/24/09
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:31:03 +0000, Mike Jones wrote:

> Responding to polymer:
>
>> On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:06:18 +0100, Priest wrote:
>>
>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>
>>> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE is really
>>> there.
>>>
>>> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>>
>> If you threaten to punch the guy next door in the nose most governments
>> will find that to be an illegal threat. With religious threats, you get
>> a pass.
>>
>> Religions should be made to pay their fucking taxes and the religious
>> should be punished for making threats.
>>
>>
> That doesn't sound fair. Nobody else has to pay taxes for fucking.

:)
Tell that to poor Heidi Fleiss!
:)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Fleiss

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Sanity's Little Helper

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Feb 24, 2009, 3:35:27 PM2/24/09
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It is an ancient Priest <Pri...@GODdoesexist.real>, and he posteth:

> x-no-archive: yes
>


Hahahaha! Must be an IDer. Goddiditandranaway!

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Darkwing

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Feb 24, 2009, 3:38:55 PM2/24/09
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"Priest" <Pri...@GODdoesexist.real> wrote in message
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> x-no-archive: yes
>
> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE
> is really there.
>
> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>
> So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!
>
>

What if you believe in God then kill a bunch of people just for fun, from
what you have put here on Usenet you won't got to hell. Yeah!!


Thommy M.

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Feb 24, 2009, 4:16:20 PM2/24/09
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Priest wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE
> is really there.
>
> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>
> So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!

OK, thanks for enlighten me. Now, can you please tell me which god to
believe in? Also, how can I be sure that the one I choose is the correct
one? If some of the others get angry for me not selecting them, are they
able to send me to their hell? Also, how do I get in contact with a god
to start my believing? Do you have an address or e-mail? And finally, am
I free to switch god if I find the first one uninteresting or boring?

Sanity's Little Helper

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Feb 24, 2009, 4:48:41 PM2/24/09
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It is an ancient "Thommy M." <eclipse9...@hotmail.com>, and he
posteth:

http://www.comparethegods.com

MarkA

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Feb 24, 2009, 5:52:50 PM2/24/09
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:06:18 +0100, Priest wrote:

> x-no-archive: yes
>
> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE
> is really there.
>
> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!

Why is that "for sure"? What if GOD likes skeptics and atheists?

>
> So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!

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About eight o'clock

Robibnikoff

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Feb 24, 2009, 6:40:35 PM2/24/09
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"Priest" <Pri...@GODdoesexist.real> wrote in message
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> x-no-archive: yes

Fuck off and die, coward.
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BAAWA Knight
#1557


John Baker

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Feb 24, 2009, 6:55:34 PM2/24/09
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:06:18 +0100, "Priest"
<Pri...@GODdoesexist.real> wrote:

>x-no-archive: yes
>
>GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE
>is really there.
>
>If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>

>So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!


Empty claims, empty threats and empty heads. The *real* Christian
trinity.


>

walksalone

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Feb 24, 2009, 7:54:23 PM2/24/09
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SkyEyes <skye...@cox.net> news:59349d90-c336-487b-8598-
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> On Feb 24, 12:06 pm, "Priest" <Pri...@GODdoesexist.real> wrote:
>> x-no-archive: yes
>>
>> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE
>> is really there.
>>
>> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>>
>> So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!
>
> So: got any *evidence* - as opposed to bald assertions - that a god
> actually exists?
>
>:::Crickets:::
>
> I didn't think so.
>

But, is that Hell, Mn., USA. Or [happiness is], Hell, Norway?

walkslaone who doubts that xians realise that there is not only hell on
earth, there are hells.

From prior attempts by xians to play the injured innocent.

Show me where tax payer dollars are funding any kind of public prayer.

Congress opens with public prayer. Your tax dollars pay the salaries of
congress.
Record of payments for Prayer?
President holds public prayer breakfasts. Your tax dollars pay for the
presidents salary.
Record of payments for Prayer?
School boards open sessions with public prayer. Your tax dollars not
only pay the salaries of the members of the board, but the schools they
meet in and the offices they use for operations.
Record of payments for Prayer?
The three branches of government not only take part in, but endorse the
National Day of Prayer each year. Guess where they get the money to
make the endorsement from? Yup, big chunk of it is your tax dollars at
work.
Record of payments for Prayer?
Public prayers offered at basic training graduations. Tax dollars.
Record of payments for Prayer?
Public prayers offered by any government official for any activity
outside of his home, tax dollars.
Record of payments for Prayer?
Public prayers at the armed forces academies, tax dollars.
Record of payments for Prayer?
There are thousands of other examples sweet cheeks. However, put
bluntly, you are wrong. Tax payer dollars are funding public prayer at
an alarming rate.
PROOF the check or other payment for prayer.
The first amendment means nothing to these bastards, so it's not
surprising that you would fail to see it as well.

Smiler

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Feb 24, 2009, 7:55:04 PM2/24/09
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"Mike Jones" <N...@Arizona.Bay> wrote in message
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> Responding to polymer:
>
>> On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:06:18 +0100, Priest wrote:
>>
>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>
>>> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE is really
>>> there.
>>>
>>> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>>
>> If you threaten to punch the guy next door in the nose most governments
>> will find that to be an illegal threat. With religious threats, you get
>> a pass.
>>
>> Religions should be made to pay their fucking taxes and the religious
>> should be punished for making threats.
>>
>
> That doesn't sound fair. Nobody else has to pay taxes for fucking.
>

Syntax??
Only because no government has found an effective way of measuring it, yet.

Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279


Smiler

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Feb 24, 2009, 8:02:19 PM2/24/09
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"MarkA" <to...@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:06:18 +0100, Priest wrote:
>
>> x-no-archive: yes
>>
>> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE
>> is really there.
>>
>> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>
> Why is that "for sure"? What if GOD likes skeptics and atheists?
>

Because his god agrees with everthing he thinks (and I use that word
loosely) and does.
The voices in his head have told him so.

Yap

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Feb 24, 2009, 8:08:26 PM2/24/09
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On Feb 25, 3:06 am, "Priest" <Pri...@GODdoesexist.real> wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE
> is really there.
>
> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>
> So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!

No, you are the one that will be burnt in eternity
(don't know if it is in hell or heaven) because of your threat.

Doc Smartass

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Feb 24, 2009, 8:22:58 PM2/24/09
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"Priest" <Pri...@GODdoesexist.real> wrote in news:go1g4e$tmi$1...@aioe.org:

> Subject: GOD does exist - if you don't believe you'll go to HELL!

It's your hell.

YOU burn in it.

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Syd

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Feb 24, 2009, 11:50:44 PM2/24/09
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On Feb 24, 2:06 pm, "Priest" <Pri...@GODdoesexist.real> wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE
> is really there.
>
> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>
> So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!

No.

PDW

Alex W.

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Feb 25, 2009, 10:04:59 AM2/25/09
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Babies born?
Condoms sold?
Sales figures for any form of birth control?
Incidence of sexually transmitted diseases?

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MarkA

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Feb 25, 2009, 11:40:53 AM2/25/09
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Funny how a lot of people's gods are *exactly* like they expect them to
be. I wish I could find a woman like that.

--
MarkA
Keeper of the Butter Dish of Balshazar

Thommy M.

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Sanity's Little Helper wrote:
> It is an ancient "Thommy M." <eclipse9...@hotmail.com>, and he
> posteth:
>
>> Priest wrote:
>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>
>>> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE
>>> is really there.
>>>
>>> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>>>
>>> So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!
>> OK, thanks for enlighten me. Now, can you please tell me which god to
>> believe in? Also, how can I be sure that the one I choose is the correct
>> one? If some of the others get angry for me not selecting them, are they
>> able to send me to their hell? Also, how do I get in contact with a god
>> to start my believing? Do you have an address or e-mail? And finally, am
>> I free to switch god if I find the first one uninteresting or boring?
>
> http://www.comparethegods.com

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Address Not Found

www.comparethegods.com could not be found. Please check the name and try
again.
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Does that mean that they all have given up?

Thommy M.

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Feb 25, 2009, 2:45:29 PM2/25/09
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What do you think the Internet is for? ;-)

Mark K Bilbo

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Feb 25, 2009, 3:17:07 PM2/25/09
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:06:18 +0100, Priest wrote:

> x-no-archive: yes
>
> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE is really
> there.
>
> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>

> So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!

It's your hell, you burn in it why don't you?

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something to be thankful for; as for me,
I rejoice that I am not a Republican.”

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Smiler

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"Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:55:04 -0000, Smiler wrote:
>
>> "Mike Jones" <N...@Arizona.Bay> wrote in message
>> news:pan.2009.02...@Arizona.Bay...
>>> Responding to polymer:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:06:18 +0100, Priest wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>
>>>>> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE is really
>>>>> there.
>>>>>
>>>>> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>>>>
>>>> If you threaten to punch the guy next door in the nose most governments
>>>> will find that to be an illegal threat. With religious threats, you get
>>>> a pass.
>>>>
>>>> Religions should be made to pay their fucking taxes and the religious
>>>> should be punished for making threats.
>>>>
>>>
>>> That doesn't sound fair. Nobody else has to pay taxes for fucking.
>>>
>>
>> Syntax??
>> Only because no government has found an effective way of measuring it,
>> yet.
>>
>
> Babies born?

Not every act of sexual intercourse results in a baby.

> Condoms sold?

A condom isn't used in every act of sexual intercourse.

> Sales figures for any form of birth control?

Women may take the pill for years before they have sexual intercourse.

> Incidence of sexually transmitted diseases?

Not every act of sexual intercourse results in the transmission of an STD.

I should have been more specific.
No government has found an effective way of measuring the sexual activity of
each individual, yet.

Alex W.

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On Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:15:38 +0100, Fritz Felber wrote:

> Alex W. schrieb:
>
>>Newsgroups: de.alt.augenoptik,alt.atheism
>
> Nur Idioten machen solche idiotischen crosspostings. Gott interessiert
> mich nicht, aber in "Augenoptik" hat er sowieso nichts zu suchen.

Sollten wir es in Ohrenoptik versuchen?


>
> Are there only stupid guys writing in the usenet?

Wir geben uns alle Mühe ....

<crosspost removed>

Mark K Bilbo

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On Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:54:23 +0000, walksalone wrote:

> SkyEyes <skye...@cox.net> news:59349d90-c336-487b-8598-
> 44d6da...@b16g2000yqb.googlegroups.com
>
>> On Feb 24, 12:06 pm, "Priest" <Pri...@GODdoesexist.real> wrote:
>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>
>>> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE is really
>>> there.
>>>
>>> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>>>
>>> So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!
>>
>> So: got any *evidence* - as opposed to bald assertions - that a god
>> actually exists?
>>
>>:::Crickets:::
>>
>> I didn't think so.
>>
>>
> But, is that Hell, Mn., USA. Or [happiness is], Hell, Norway?

I'm holding out for Hell, Cayman Islands...

johac

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Feb 26, 2009, 12:15:07 AM2/26/09
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In article <go1g4e$tmi$1...@aioe.org>, "Priest" <Pri...@GODdoesexist.real>
wrote:

> x-no-archive: yes
>
> GOD does exist and you have to believe in GOD, because HE
> is really there.
>
> If you do not believe in GOD you will burn in HELL, that's for sure!
>
> So it's your decision - believe in GOD or BURN in HELL!

What's a GOD and which one? And by the way, where's HELL?
--
John #1782

fasgnadh

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Feb 26, 2009, 12:56:15 AM2/26/09
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polymer wrote:
> On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:46:17 -0600, Uncle Vic wrote:

>
>> One fine day in alt.atheism, polymer <pol...@operamail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> If you threaten to punch the guy next door in the nose most governments
>>> will find that to be an illegal threat. With religious threats, you get
>>> a pass.
>> With religious threats, there is no fist, and no nose.
>
> Yep. The apex of emptiness.


B^D That's funny coming from people who belong to the least interesting
subset of nihilism, and spend their time promoting not believing in
something. B^D


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polymer

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On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:56:15 +0000, fasgnadh wrote:

> polymer wrote:
>> On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:46:17 -0600, Uncle Vic wrote:
>>
>>> One fine day in alt.atheism, polymer <pol...@operamail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> If you threaten to punch the guy next door in the nose most
>>>> governments will find that to be an illegal threat. With religious
>>>> threats, you get a pass.
>>> With religious threats, there is no fist, and no nose.
>>
>> Yep. The apex of emptiness.
>
>
> B^D That's funny coming from people who belong to the least interesting
> subset of nihilism, and spend their time promoting not believing in
> something. B^D

That's funny from someone who,
After genuflecting to Allah, kissing the
foot of Jung's ghost, consulting
the Collective Unconscious,
razing a library or two,
fabricating some Bahá'í Bahullshite, and
taking a placebo of progressive revelation
Fagsnads whored himself up in a big white dress,
spun round and round with his Sufi cuddle buddies,
got really dizzy and typed,
awkwardly, with two fingers more false
propaganda against athiesm.

If the blowhard is looking for someone to be mad at, he should
pick the Iranians -- their former theocracy was the only
government in recent history to murder large numbers of
members of Bahá'í.

I also suspect that the guy is actually a ringer who is
trying to discredit the Bahá'í; perhaps he was thrown
out of the church. Geez, what kind of screwup would you
have to be to be thrown out of that religion?
--
polymer

walksalone

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