For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
How can I take a photo of GOD???
I recall an answer to a similar question some time back.
You need to use a very low resolution camera.
Because the Devil is in the Detail.
Well, first, you will need a VERY wide-angle lens.
I disagree.with the camera part.
Just die.
--
YOP...
While you're at it, I know some kids who would like some proof of Santa
Claus and the Easter Bunny. And then there are the goth kids, who'd like
some proof of vampires and werewolves...
For that matter, I heard there's a mythical supermodel who wants to have my
babies--can you get a picture of her? A phone number would be good, too.
Well if you had proof, then no one would need to believe as it
would be proven. On the other hand if you believe in God, you don't
need proof.
It is hard to find low resolution camera now.
You have to us a full frame Canon D-SLR.
Drink lye - that should get you there quickly.
At Mt. Sinai, God told Moses, "You may not look at my face,
but I will show you my goodness.
The Judaeo-Christian tradition teaches that God spends most of his free time
at places where people are helping others who are down on their luck. For
example, you might go volunteer at a soup kitchen. When you've finished
helping serve a meal, you could round up some of the underprivileged kids who
are there and try to brighten their lives by teaching them to appreciate the
art of photography. Maybe you could talk some rich Capitalist into springing
for some cameras to give to the kids to help them get started. You may not
actually see God there; but if you keep at it, maybe he'll eventually see you.
And arguably that's the next best thing.
Bob
And my badness, and I shall mix them together, pell-mell, so that you shall
often wonder whether I exist at all, and thou shall desire to photograph me,
to prove my existence, but that brings us back to the face thing, so thou
shalt just forget about it, or suffer my annoyance."
Drop by some time. If I'm not busy, I'll sit for you....
Take Care,
Dudley
On 3/29/09 4:14 PM, in article VwRzl.20538$PH1.3729@edtnps82, "Dudley Hanks"
<photos....@dudley-hanks.com> wrote:
But will Mitch? Remember God spelled backwards...
Get in touch with one of his earthly agents. There's plenty of them
about.
--
Chris Malcolm
We're all part of the Trinity... There's me, Mich and of course, my wife...
Take Care,
Dudley
True, I guess some mobile phones are still lingering in that space.
On 3/29/09 8:24 PM, in article %aVzl.19088$Db2.10283@edtnps83, "Dudley
Hanks" <photos....@dudley-hanks.com> wrote:
--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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"Ron Hunter" <rphu...@charter.net> wrote in message
news:H9udnXN06d2JT1LU...@giganews.com...
> Most religions, that is.
Most religions have their own biased opinions of their vision of the
god dude. They do not particulary agree with the LDS version, or any
other for that matter.
The only group which is consistant are atheists who do not waste time &
bandwidth pondering such nonsense.
> LDS / Mormons believe that Joseph
> Smith Jun. saw God the Father and God the Son, both at the
> same time.
Aaah! The wonders of binocular vision & mythology.
--
Regards,
Savageduck
On 3/30/09 12:02 PM, in article 2009033010021677923-savageduck@savagenet,
"Savageduck" <savag...@savage.net> wrote:
> On 2009-03-30 09:14:47 -0700, "Stormin Mormon"
> <cayoung61**spamblock##@hotmail.com> said:
>
>> Most religions, that is.
> The only group which is consistant are atheists who do not waste time &
> bandwidth pondering such nonsense.
>
The irony reeks. Thanks for the laugh...
Well, this is only giggle worthy after all.
--
Regards,
Savageduck
>> LDS / Mormons believe that Joseph
>> Smith Jun. saw God the Father and God the Son, both at the
>> same time.
>
> Aaah! The wonders of binocular vision & mythology.
I put my experience/visions down to dodgy tobacco & absinthe.
Or maybe I'm God as I do tend to move in mysterious ways, or so I'm told. :)
I thought I had a mysterious movement once, then I remembered that I was
drinking "Scrumpy" Apple Cider the night before :-)
--
[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of
Scientology International]
"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your
Christ." Gandhi
So much for better living through chemistry.
--
Regards,
Savageduck
> I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
> people will believe in HIM.
>
> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
>
> How can I take a photo of GOD???
Why don't you ask God?
--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor
Getting her to sign a model release form is a hell of a job...
Take Care,
Dudley
and then she'd probably change her mind anyway.
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