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Week of April 29th - May 5th , 2012
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Greetings.
I blink and May is already here. Remember when we were young a summer seemed like a long time and a year was forever? Now it is as if time is speeding up and god is playing with the speed dials, all the while laughing it up. Frankly, I think God is a woman. Think about it. A man hits his sexual peak eighteen to twenty-three and a women in her thirties.
What the hell?
Honestly, would a man do that?
Hell no!
We would fix it so we peaked at the same time so we could fuck all day long while we are young and can go for hours.
The current biological reality makes no sense, ergo, god must be a woman because this is definitely female logic.
THINGS WE NEED TO COVER AND STUFF YOU NEED TO KNOW
A couple of issues have come up and we're going to have to address them. The time to take care of a problem is before you have one. Since for the most part we're all men here, except for a few female clients, lesbians, couples and the occasional Leprechaun; I'm going to be direct with no politically correct wimping out speech.
1) Hygiene with our client base is usually not an issue. Most of you understand the concept of taking a shower if need be before hand. Please remember that in the military they call it sh*t, shower shave for a reason in that order. For those of you who's Father did not teach you, please have your BM ( bowel movement ) first, then shower, making sure you properly wash your posterior. [CENSORED SCREENED CLIENTS ONLY ] The reason you pay higher prices with us is for the quality, consistency and safety. There are more "economical" options however you must ask yourself, is it worth the extra stress playing Russian Roulette for a bargain ?
2) Don't solicit the associates to go outside the agency. Don't think for a second they don't tell me, because they do. They work here for a reason and most of them would be independents if they wanted to be. Today I had to ban a new client because his solicitations continued after he was told to stop. Apparently, he didn't grasp [CENSORED SCREENED CLIENTS ONLY ] Here is the absolute truth, the women who work here take solicitation as a personal insult. Whether you grasp this or not, your actions say to them, I think you're dishonest therefore, let me make you an offer. As a generalization men tend to get over such insults faster and easier than women.
3) Reviews are not necessary [CENSORED SCREENED CLIENTS ONLY ].
By the way Michelle, Brigitte could use a review or two.
4) Allison will be taking off most of next week see her calendar for details. I realize for you Allison fans, this is a grievous blow please take a moment to breath, get a grip and realize it's not worth rioting in the streets. Such behavior is not what she would want. It's bad enough the Communists and Socialist will be in the streets May 1, lets not add to it.
NEW ESCORT
This new escort is a departure from what I have done in the past. She is the first women with more than one tattoo in addition to tongue and clit piercing. Truth be told at first she was a rejection until I spoke to her. What turned it around was two things, being former military and the content of her character. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: " I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."
Ultimately that is how I judged her and found her worthy, I hope you will to.

Megan will be based out of the Aberdeen MD of all places with service to
Timonium - Hunt Valley, Baltimore, BWI and northward to North East MD,
Harrisburg - York - Lancaster PA.
Please be patient her profile is a still a work in progress as is she.
Michelle will be doing day time incalls in Tysons in mid May, if there is enough interest I might even get Tara down there to hang out with her for the day.
( That was a hint to start groveling guys * laugh * )
This week: - Advance notice is HIGHLY recommended guys.
Allison - Based in Baltimore with availabilities after 6 PM and weekends with advance reservations. 8 to 24 hour NOTICE Mandatory.
Monday - BOOKED
Tuesday - OFF
Wednesday -OFF
Thursday - OFF
Friday - 6PM - 11PM
Sat - 11AM - 3 PM
Sun - 11AM - 11PM
Michelle - Annapolis, Washington DC, Virginia, Southern portion of 695 with advanced notice just ask.
Monday - 1 PM to 4 PM and 8PM to 11 PM
Tuesday - Noon to 3:30 PM and 6:30 to 11 PM
Wednesday - 11 AM to 11PM
Thursday - Noon to 3:30 PM and 6:30 to 11 PM
Friday - 11AM to 11 PM
Saturday - 10 AM to 1PM
Sunday - 12:00 noon to 11 PM
Tara - Availabilities in the Chambersburg - Harrisburg - York areas and Hagerstown - Frederick for incall and outcalls. 8 to 24 hour NOTICE Mandatory.
Monday - 5 PM to 10 PM
Tuesday - 7 PM to 10 PM
Wednesday - 7 PM to 10 PM
Thursday -7PM to 10 PM
Friday - 7 PM to 10 PM
Saturday -By request
Sunday - OFF
Megen - I-95 Corridor Aberdeen - Timonium - Pikeville - BWI - Baltimore - York PA - 8 hour recommended
Please note: Unless prior arrangements have been made in advance all calls from 9 AM to NOON are outcall only.
Monday - 9 AM to11PM
Tuesday - 9 AM to11PM
Wednesday - 9 AM to11PM
Thursday -9 AM to11PM
Friday - 9 AM to11PM
Sat - 11 AM to11PM
Sun - 11 AM to11PM
Brigitte - Camp Hill -Harrisburg - York PA with 8 to 24 hour NOTICE Mandatory and OUTCALL ONLY
Please note: Incall are available by 48 hour advance notice.
Monday - 5:00 PM - 11 PM
Tuesday - 5:00 PM - 11 PM (Outcall only )
Wednesday - 5:00 PM - 11 PM (Outcall only )
Thursday - 5:00 PM - 11 PM (Outcall only )
Friday - 5:00 PM - 11 PM (Outcall only )
Saturday - 11:00 AM - 11 PM (Outcall only )
Emma - Winchester - Front Royal VA - 8 to 24 hour NOTICE Mandatory
Monday - Unavailable
Tuesday - Unavailable
Wednesday - Unavailable
Thursday - 6PM - 11PM
Friday - 6PM - 11PM
Sat - Unavailable
Sun - Unavailable
Claire - BACK !! Cumberland - Hagerstown - Frederick MD - Chambersburg - Harrisburg PA with advanced notice just ask.
Monday - Noon - 11PM ( with 8 to 24 hour notice please )
Tuesday - Noon - 11PM ( with 8 to 24 hour notice please )
Wednesday - Noon - 11PM ( with 8 to 24 hour notice please )
Thursday - Noon - 11PM ( with 8 to 24 hour notice please )
Friday - Noon - 11PM ( with 8 to 24 hour notice please )
Saturday - Noon - 11PM
Sunday - Noon - 11PM
Lily -On Unavailable Available 8 to 24 hour NOTICE Mandatory for incalls or outcall in the N.VA area with incalls primary in the Timonium - Lutherville & BWI area.
Monday - TBA
Tuesday - TBA
Wednesday - TBA
Thursday - TBA
Friday - TBA
Saturday -TBA
Sunday - TBA
BALTIMORE - FREDERICK - LUTHERVILLE TIMONIUM - BWI - COLUMBIA - ELLICOTT CITY-
Allison 5'2,
112lbs, and 33C-26-32 age 25. has become wondrously popular
especially with the three hours or more clients. Many appreciate her
devilishly clever and bawdy wit which will make you smile once you've
been captivated by those piercing blue eyes and flowing locks of red
hair. She has a relaxing influence to calm the most nervous of souls
blended with a very nurturing female spirit most men curl up like little
boys to embrace. She exudes a librarian by day and heathen devil woman
by night air which would make Mae West and Raquel Welch proud. Lost
your Mojo due to your last relationship? Did she not only kick you when
you were down but did a Mexican Hat dance on your heart too ? Fear not,
Allison's 12 hour coaching session can get you back into the dating
game and restore your confidence in just one or more sessions over time.
Allison at this time is only available after 6 PM week days and
open availabilities must weekends with 8 to 24 hr advance notice
required. http://dreamsescorts.com/associates/allison.html.
REVIEWS: http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=185530
ANNAPOLIS - WASHINGTON DC ESCORTS- BWI - VIRGINIA
Michelle
is attractive, educated early 30's brunette with an athletic spinner
body,women love to hate. Soft brown eyes, 5'3, 105 lbs. 32B-25-34, a
size 00 with nice abdominal muscles and incredible legs. If Allison
is the soft maternal fur mitten, Michelle is the formal evening gown
black satin glove. Ideal for formal gatherings, black tie political
events, business negotiations, weddings or to help you own a room when
you arrive and keep it.
Don't think she's all serious this playful little kitten just wants to
have fun. Do you have a terminal case of conquering the world stress ?
This is the prescription our doctors strongly recommend since,
Michelle can be taken in an economical dose of 1.5 hours, however 3 to 5 hour exposures are the most common and effective. In the most serious cases a 12 hour dose is highly encouraged. Michelle will be based out of Annapolis MD with service to Washington DC, BWI and the southern portions of 695. http://dreamsescorts.com/associates/michelle.html
CHAMBERSBURG - HARRISBURG - YORK PA - HAGERSTOWN - FREDERICK MD
Think
of her as the classic high school cheerleader but only really kind,
soft and genuinely sweet personality. The kind of girl you wake up
with breakfast in bed and a little dessert. We feel this young lady
is made for this business and she agrees with us.
Based in Carlisle PA with service to Harrisburg, York and as far south as Hagerstown and Frederick MD. Three hour or more requests will get her to the 495 area beltway with 24 to 48 hour advance notice when not schedule to be there. http://divinecompanions.com/associates/tara.html
REVIEWS:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1007170
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=157437
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=127690
http://www.naughtyreviews.com/escorts/tara-harrisburg-white-female/gorgeous
ABERDEEN - TIMONIUM - HUNT VALLEY - BALTIMORE MD - HARRISBURG - YORK PA
Megan
The Celtic Escort is the best way to describe her. Equal parts Irish
and Scottish (go ahead piss her off see what happens) with freckles to
match. If she were a man (or a Kennedy) we would have no choice but to
hide the women and the sheep. In her case we strongly suggest you hide
your sheep, really well. A fun thirty something with Irish green eyes,
brown hair, 5'5, 125LB and sporting a set of enhanced 34DD. If
you like a flat stomach, long legs but short TSA security lines then
Megan is a great choice. Relaxed, easy going, perfect for those of you
who suffer the occasional anxiety issue. Based out of Aberdeen MD with
service to Timonium, BWI, York PA with 24 hour advance reservation. Please note: Megan has tattoos with an intimate south of the boarder and tongue piercing. http://divinecompanions.com/associates/megan.html
HARRISBURG - YORK - CHAMBERSBURG PA - HAGERSTOWN MD ESCORT
Brigitte
is sweet, bright, adventurous, the kind of young woman who grows up
to become a Lara Croft or Joan of Arc. She personifies the saying
"youth is wasted on the young". When you show her off to your business
associates, acquaintances or event buddies, we know they will be
captivated by the brightest, smile and blue eyes they have ever seen.
This one has potential to become a superstar in this business given the
time and effort. Be warned unlike most 18 year old ladies, Brigitte is
no delicate naive little flower so don't treat her like one. http://divinecompanions.com/associates/brigitte.html
5'3", 125 LBS, 32C-27-37 brown hair / blue eyes, age 18. Due to the
fact she is under 21 she is outcall only. Incalls may be possible with
48 hour advance notice.
REVIEWS: http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=183111
WINCHESTER - STERLING - ALEXANDRIA VA - FREDERICK MD
Measuring at 5'5", 130 lbs, 36B-30-36, Emma
is the epitome of a great volleyball player. She also spends her time
outdoors lounging on the beach and finding fun adventures where she
can. On top of being an athlete, Emma's got a great fantasy football
lineup and would love to take you on. http://dreamsescorts.com/associates/emma.html
HAGERSTOWN MARYLAND ESCORT SERVICE- WINCHESTER - LEESBURG VA
Claire
- Statuesque late 30’s, 36B, a size 8 absolutely charming lady with
shiny blonde hair and light brown eyes. She has a love of animals and
life that is contagious, loves her job and enjoys making sure you are
satisfied. Educated, down to earth, the perfect companion for the
gentlemen loves authentic people. Don't be shy if you love a woman who
can be assertive then you'll love this vivacious conversationalist.
Claire is our fun loving, joy full, ray of light with a warm and
welcoming personality. Mediterranean cooking and cultural tutoring for those who have expressed interest which begins with a 2 hour min. http://divinecompanions.com/associates/claire.html
Reviews:
http://affiliates.bigdoggie.net/10377/reviews/escort=Claire
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=836600
BALTIMORE - FREDERICK - LUTHERVILLE TIMONIUM - GLEN BURNIE - BWI-
Taking Time off
Taking Time off - Lily our brown eyed statuesque amerasian mix could make a leg man sigh. In
you love a lean slender models body 5'8' 125lbs 34A-26-33 she's would
make a great choice. A lover of Italian food and aspiring singer Lily's
uncomplicated charm makes her great for that late lunch time, afternoon
or after work encounter. After all there is nothing worse than going home with all those blocked chakra's.
http://divinecompanions.com/associates/lily.html
REVIEWS:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=183075
Nursing Students - CNA -GNA - LPN - Former Military women - Starving Models and Actresses’s -
Gettysburg PA - Maryland - Washington DC - Northern VA - Charleston - Martinsburg WV
It's all about Integrity, Security, Convenience and Guarantees.
Lee ^