April 9th meeting details

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Hello Hackers!

This month we are joined again by Ashley, who will be presenting her talk “Ashley’s Quest to watch Monty Python faster”:

> This talk details Ashley’s journey to watch Monty Python (and every other blu-ray she got her hands on) faster, in which she got nerd-sniped into building a computer cluster capable of handling asymmetric nodes and tasks dynamically, to minimize latency and maximize throughput, and all of the specific intricacies she utilized to optimize it.

> Bio: Ashley is a cybersecurity professional specializing in hardware, reverse engineering, and cyber operations, with a wide variety of interests (aka a massive nerd). She is also a federally certified drone pilot. “If you can break things, you can also almost break things, and I think that’s neat.”

Meeting will be on Discord. If you need an invite, look no further: https://discord.gg/HYzJcfVGjH

https://dc612.org/index.php/2026/04/08/april-9th-2026-ashleys-quest-to-watch-monty-python-faster/