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Oct 24, 2007, 7:34:13 PM10/24/07
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[Cochrane Shipyards, Damocles Project Substation, Deck 6]
 
"Gather the senior officers, Smackers... Get me some coffee, Smuggers," Patrick hissed under his breath.  His assignment had turned into quite the opposite of... well, of just about *everything* he had expected it to be.  Flag officers were expected to be eccentric, but the motley crew that he had drawn around him was driving the Ensign and Liaison to Admiral McMullen up each and every damn bulkhead.
 
Some of the sensor and shield upgrades to the Damocles were making the comms sporadic, so who was tasked with physically locating each and every member of the damn ship's senior crew?
 
Ensign Smallthorn, of course, he thought with slitted eyes.  Only that lovely little Assistant Counselor has even managed to get my damn *name* right...
 
And then there was the Klingon Counselor... A Klingon?!?
 
---  ---
 
[USS Damocles, Deck 8, Ventral Saucer Lateral Phaser Array]
 
> Brown: "Nooooooooooooo!"  Leigha squealed and ducked her head due to her proximity to the ceiling, holding out her arms instinctively for balance. <
 
> Brown: "Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!  I'll shush......I will!  .....I promise!.....just STOPPP  pleeeeeeeease!"  she gasped.  "I've said I'm sorry!" <
 
The squealing and protestations sent Damien's heart higher and higher, and, of course, only encouraged him to further torment her.  He had forgotten, albeit temporarily, how delightful even the most basic of things could be made by this particular lady...
 
...
 
> Pressman: "Methinks you arrived just in time," he added with a wink. <
 
> Brown: "Really?  Too tired to be coaxed into showing me your executive quarters, now that you're such a senior officer that you're not
allowed to associate with the lower lifeforms like lieutenants?"  she
teased gently. <
 
"Nonsense," he said with a snicker, and braced himself for the reaction that would come from what he was about to say.  "That just means I can more readily have them do my bidding!" he added with raised eyebrows.
 
> Brown: "When do you finish your shift?"  she asked, hoping it would be soon. <
 
"Shifts?" he asked in mock confusion, loud enough so a handful of the surrounding workers could here him.  "We used to know what a shift was, right, boys?"
 
The snickers and groans made it perfectly clear that the concept of a static, defined work day were *not* a typical occurance among those tasked to Tactical Systems.
 
---  ---
 
[USS Damocles, Deck 10, Turbolift]
 
Patrick ticked off on his PADD the officers for which he had already served as a walking alarm clock.  These dregs were supposed to take out on her maiden voyage on of Starfleet's newest testbeds?  He was amazed, but nearly as amazed as he was annoyed by who he had to retrieve *next*.
 
Pressman, Damien Holt
Lieutenant Commander
Head of Tactical Systems
 
...and an undeniable *ass*, Patrick added mentally to the listing.
 
Maybe I'll get doubly lucky, he mused.  Catching a further glimpse of the lovely Lieutenant Brown would make his day nearly as much as it would to interrupt whatever *rendezvous* might be in the works between her and Lieutenant Pressman.
 
What does she *see* in him?!? he sighed, rapping his knuckles with the PADD as he strode to the turbolifts.
 
---  ---
 
[USS Damocles, Deck 10, Turbolift]
 
With the minor, but deliberate, morale boost in place, Damien lowered his head and tone closer to Leigha's ear.  "I'd be lying if I even knew the last time I left Deck 8, sweetheart," he said, his eyes seemingly hypnotized by the soft portion of her earlobe on which he liked to...
 
> Brown: Suddenly aware that there were other people alive in the universe, and some of them were in the same compartment as they were, Leigha turned her head from left to right, but still remained with her arms around Damien's neck where she had entwined them the second she found her feet on the floor again. <
 
> Brown: "Anyone object to me kidnapping the Lt.Cmdr here, and giving you all a break?"  she asked aloud, casting the question around the room, to the grins of several crewmates-to-be. <
 
Damien shook his head.  He had opened a can of worms with his little quip to the men assigned to him, and Leigha had promptly turned it to her own advantage.
 
Jesting (he hoped) calls of "Get him out of our faces!" and "Burn that uniform after you lock him in the sonic shower!" were bantered throughout the compartment.  Damien gestured as if to object, but the look on Leigha's face let him know that he was going to lose *this* particular fight.
 
Why am I not surpised? he smirked.  Extending an arm, he spoke.  "Shall we, m'lady?"
 
< Lady Leigha? >
 
"And as for *you* lot," he said aloud, with a grin that made it clear he didn't mean a single word.  "You'll be scrubbing hull plating with a toothbrush shortly, don't you worry."
 
< Counselor Girl? >
 
Out in the corridor, Damien saw with his peripheral vision that there was nobody else about, and sought to turn the tables.  Spinning on his heel, he pressed himself firmly against her, trapping her between himself and the bulkhead.  This was followed by the lifting of her chin with a greasy finger, and a firm kiss.
 
< Gotcha Lieutenant! >
 
"Moi?" he said, stepping back in mock outrage.  "Well, if *that's* how you want to play, then count me in!" he laughed.
 
< Interrupted Leigha? >
 
Footfalls around the corridor corner, perhaps two seconds from rounding said corner less than ten meters from their location.
 
< Ball In Your Court, Lieutenant! >
 
---  ---
 
[USS Damocles, Deck 8, Corridor Outside Ventral Saucer Lateral Phaser Array]
 
Patrick rounded the corner, taking an additional small bit of pleasure in the fact that he was informing Lieutenant Commander Pressman *last* of the meeting, which would give him only...
 
"*Ensign!*" Damien said, as much to get Leigha to cut it out as to acknowledge the fact that Smackdown had just come around the corner.
 
< It's Your Favorite Ensign, Dear! >
 
"Commander," Patrick said flatly, masking his contempt.  "Lieutenant," he said with a nod to Leigha, quite pleased with himself at what he envisioned having interrupted.
 
I really *don't* like him, Damien thought, his face betraying no such thoughts.  "Does the Admiral require something, Ensign?  I know that comms have been sporadic while the targeting systems have been in diagnostic mode," he said, reverting to all business.
 
< Thoughts / observations, My Love? >
 
"Oh, yes," Patrick said.  "The Admiral has requested the presence of all senior Project Personnel in the Observation Lounge in," he began, pausing for effect to check the time.  "Oh my, in eighteen minutes.  *Sorry* about that," he added, with a glance at Pressman's inappropriately disheveled appearance.
 
Frack... Now I really *really* don't like you, Damien said inwardly.  "Very good, Mr. Smythborne," he said outwardly.  "We had better be going then, Lieutenant," Damien said to Leigha, knowing full well that she was *not* on the list of crew whose presence would have been requested.  He just didn't want to strand her here with this twit...
 
< Leigha? >
 
"Thank you, Ensign," Damien said before Swarmthorn could voice his obvious objections or corrections.  "We don't want to keep the Admiral waiting," he added, and took long strides down the corridor.
 
< Brownie? >
 
When they had rounded the corner, and put a good thirty meters between the two of them and Smackdown.
 
"I *really* don't like that guy," he spat.
 
< Counselor? >
 
Back down the corridor, Patrick was still steaming.  Thinking of the smug Lieutenant Commander, he hissed to nobody in particular.
 
"I *really* don't like that guy," he spat.
 
 
Ensign Patrick Aloysius Smithers
Liaison Officer to Admiral McMullen
Damocles Project, Cochrane Shipyards
 
and
 
Lieutenant Commander Damien Holt Pressman

Head Of Tactical Systems

Damocles Project, Cochrane Shipyards

 

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"Look at the size of that thing!"
 
- Wedge Antilles, Star Wars - Episode IV: A New Hope

Adml Julia James (Jools)

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Oct 26, 2007, 6:50:42 PM10/26/07
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On Oct 25, 12:34 am, "Edward Saum" <ets...@gmail.com> wrote:
> [*Cochrane Shipyards*, *Damocles Project* Substation, Deck 6]

>
> Damien shook his head. He had opened a can of worms with his little quip to
> the men assigned to him, and Leigha had promptly turned it to her own
> advantage.
>
> Jesting (he hoped) calls of "Get him out of our faces!" and "Burn that
> uniform after you lock him in the sonic shower!" were bantered throughout
> the compartment. Damien gestured as if to object, but the look on Leigha's
> face let him know that he was going to lose *this* particular fight.
>
> *Why am I not surpised? *he smirked. Extending an arm, he spoke. "Shall
> we, m'lady?"
>


Leigha had hoped to be able to lure him away soon, but instantly was a
real triumph. She grinned from ear to ear and took his arm with a
little curtsey.

"Certainly, my Lord!" she returned the appropriate address.

> "And as for *you* lot," he said aloud, with a grin that made it clear he
> didn't mean a single word. "You'll be scrubbing hull plating with a
> toothbrush shortly, don't you worry."
>


" *Personally* " she emphasised, shooting the others a mischievous
look.

" *I* think you should give *everyone* a break and start fresh in the
morning!
Who votes for that?" she encouraged further joking.

<Damien's attempt at staving off the attack?>

As Damien continued to lead her away, Leigha smiled and flashed wide
blue eyes all around. Unseen by the others, whilst they were
distracted by the laughing and joking, Leigha drew tiny, soft shapes
on the soft underside of Damien's forearm. Gently she traced out her
own initials, then drew a heart shape, and then his name.

No-one but Lt.Cmdr Pressman could know how much fun the two of them
had only a few months ago, playing guessing games by trying to
decipher what each other had traced on their loved one's back or
stomach as they lazed together, just enjoying the thrill of being
alive and in love.

Leigha knew exactly what she was reminding Damien of, and she could
tell by the colour rising in his cheeks, that he understood completely
that she was teasing him in a way that he could neither respond to,
nor show in front of his workforce.

Lieutenant Brown smiled and charmed them all with her sweet, innocent
looking face, her blonde hair and her curvaceous figure, but there was
only *one* person whose interest she *truly* wanted to attract, and
she was on his arm! He smiles were genuinely very happy.

<Damien?>

> Out in the corridor, Damien saw with his peripheral vision that there was
> nobody else about, and sought to turn the tables. Spinning on his heel, he
> pressed himself firmly against her, trapping her between himself and the
> bulkhead. This was followed by the lifting of her chin with a greasy
> finger, and a firm kiss.
>


"You sir, are in violation of starfleet regulations by spinning and
kidnapping junior officers and kissing them without their
permission!" she pretended to object.

> "Moi?" he said, stepping back in mock outrage. "Well, if *that's* how you
> want to play, then count me in!" he laughed.
>

Leigha's happiness could not be disguised for even a moment, so her
attempt at playacting fell very short of convincing. She knew this
only too well, and knowing that the best part of their pretence at
rivalry was when they were 'making up' she settled into the arms she
had missed so much for the past 5 weeks. She stopped all struggling
and returned the earlier kiss he had given her with several of her
own.

> Footfalls around the corridor corner, perhaps two seconds from rounding said
> corner less than ten meters from their location.
>


Brown pouted prettily with pique at being interrupted and, threading
her arm back through Damien's again, began to walk down the corridor
as if nothing had happened.

<im-pressman-ed?>

To be continued! .....


Lt (jg) Leigha Brown
Asst. Counsellor - USS Damocles

Cmdr Eleanor Anderson
XO - USS Damocles

luv Jules (Aj),
;) XXX

** People will not always remember your achievements,
but they will remember how you made them feel **


Rr Adml (U) Julia James
XO Starbase Omega

Lt. Cmdr Maya Weston
Counsellor - Starbase Omega

Cmdr Anya Foster
CMO - USS Robert April-b

Lt. T'Nara Norse
ACMO - Starbase Omega

Cpt Simon Marks
USS Robert-April-b

Cmdr Amber Nerelle
CMO USS Venture-B

Adml Julia James (Jools)

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Oct 26, 2007, 6:59:15 PM10/26/07
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On Oct 25, 12:34 am, "Edward Saum" <ets...@gmail.com> wrote:
> [*Cochrane Shipyards*, *Damocles Project* Substation, Deck 6]
>
> Patrick rounded the corner, taking an additional small bit of pleasure in
> the fact that he was informing Lieutenant Commander Pressman *last* of the
> meeting, which would give him only...
>
> "*Ensign!*" Damien said, as much to get Leigha to cut it out as to
> acknowledge the fact that Smackdown had just come around the corner.
>

Aside: < It's Your Favorite Ensign, Dear! >
~Oh no it isn't!~
<oh yes it is!>
~oh NO, it isNT!! but then again, it might work to my advantage that
you *think* that!! mwahahahaa!~


ON again:

> "Commander," Patrick said flatly, masking his contempt. "Lieutenant," he
> said with a nod to Leigha, quite pleased with himself at what he envisioned
> having interrupted.
>

> *I really *don't* like him*, Damien thought, his face betraying no such


> thoughts. "Does the Admiral require something, Ensign? I know that
> comms have been sporadic while the targeting systems have been in
> diagnostic mode," he said, reverting to all business.
>

"I'm sure the Admiral makes allowances for testing, sir!" Leigha
soothed, trying to melt the edges of some of the ice that had crept
into Damien's tone.

This obvious animosity between the normally amicable and well-liked
Damien and the Ensign who had seemed so helpful and kind to herself,
was confusing to Leigha.

~Do these two have some sort of history?~ she wondered, never
imagining that she could be the cause of this, since as far as she was
concerned, she had done nothing to give any wrong impressions. Or so
she believed!


> "Oh, yes," Patrick said. "The Admiral has requested the presence of all
> senior Project Personnel in the Observation Lounge in," he began, pausing
> for effect to check the time. "Oh my, in eighteen minutes. *Sorry* about
> that," he added, with a glance at Pressman's inappropriately disheveled
> appearance.
>


Leigha was trained to notice the tone and it worried her even more
with every passing parry and thrust that these two delivered each
other.


> *Frack... Now I really *really* don't like you*, Damien said inwardly.


> "Very good, Mr. Smythborne," he said outwardly.

"Smithers" she corrected very softly, barely above a whisper.


>"We had better be going then, Lieutenant," Damien said to
>Leigha, knowing full well that she was *not* on the list of
>crew whose presence would have been requested. He just
> didn't want to strand her here with this twit...
>

"Yes, of course" was Leigha's bewildered response. She too knew that
as *assistant* counsellor she would not be invited to a senior
officers breifing and she also knew that Damien knew this. She was
confused about why he was behaving so strangely but she had decided to
throw her lot in with his and play along.

> "Thank you, Ensign," Damien said before Swarmthorn could voice his obvious
> objections or corrections. "We don't want to keep the Admiral waiting," he
> added, and took long strides down the corridor.
>

Having to take hurried smaller steps to keep up with the tall
commander beside her, Leigha kept her peace until they were out of
earshot.


> When they had rounded the corner, and put a good thirty meters between the
> two of them and Smackdown.
>
> "I *really* don't like that guy," he spat.
>

"You made that pretty obvious!" Brown's face was serious and her tone
close to reprimanding. "Did you *have* to be so unkind?" she asked,
her sympathy for the awkward, rather pathetic little ensign who seemed
to try so hard that his very efforts were his own worst enemy.

Leigha had no reason to dislike Smithers, in fact she felt an
obligation towards him for his help, and she had never seen this side
of Damien before.

"Darling, have you and Patrick had problems in the past few weeks?"
she wanted to understand, because this was so uncharacteristic of
Damien that she was curious.

She wanted to know what the rather ineffectual Patrick could have done
to needle her lovely Damien and, unfortunately, she resolved to try
and make them friends, as only the naive and the lovely would even
consider doing, but then Leigha fitted the description perfectly.

<Damien - rant away, love?>


> Back down the corridor, Patrick was still steaming. Thinking of the smug
> Lieutenant Commander, he hissed to nobody in particular.
>
> "I *really* don't like that guy," he spat.
>

Sooner or later, Leigha was going to have to *talk* with Smithers
too. Anyone with so much angst, bitterness and victim-complex
problems was going to need a counsellor and her sympathy for him was
going to have to be curbed for professional neutrality's sake.

She would need to work closely with her superior in this case. The
thought of meeting her new chief had been on her mind lately, and she
was looking forward to it. She missed having Maya to work with and to
talk to, and a new friend, colleague and ally, would be much
appreciated.

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