seeking a shidduch for Alfred Rosenberg

[Herschel Shmuel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky]

I have another good friend looking for a shidduch. His name is Alfred Rosenberg and he is in his early 30's. He is a modern yeshivish guy from New York who is now living in Bnei Brak. He is a brilliant biochemist hired by the Mossad to develop an ethnic bioweapon to eliminate Arabs, liberals, and mothers-in-law. 

Mr. Rosenberg is open to dating women from all backgrounds or walks of life, including divorcees and converts, even older women up to age 40 

If you know any young women in the parshah whom you think might be appropriate for him, please give him a call at 054-550-7796 or call me at 074-701-0411. 

Kol Tuv, 
Hans Frank

[Michael Stein]

On Wed, Dec 31, 2014 at 3:35 AM, Herschel Shmuel Pinchas Yerucham
Krustofsky <herschelshmuel...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I have another good friend looking for a shidduch. His name is Alfred
> Rosenberg and he is in his early 30's. He is a modern yeshivish guy from New
> York who is now living in Bnei Brak. He is a brilliant biochemist hired by
> the Mossad to develop an ethnic bioweapon to eliminate Arabs, liberals, and
> mothers-in-law.

The last item on that list might be what's making it so hard for him
to find a wife. :)

[Zev Sero]

On 12/31/2014 03:35 AM, Herschel Shmuel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky wrote:

> He is a brilliant biochemist hired by the Mossad to develop an ethnic
> bioweapon to eliminate Arabs, liberals, and mothers-in-law. Mr.
> Rosenberg is open to dating women from all backgrounds or walks of
> life, including divorcees and converts, even older women up to age 40

Presumably, though, they must be yesomos on their mothers' sides.

[Giorgies E. Kepipesiom]

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