PUBES KILLED ROCKOGNIZED / TROUBLEMAKER WILL KILL DANCE RIGHT / COSMIC KIDS JETTISON MUSIC

[the MOD at Dance Right]

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--------------------------------------------- YOUR FAITHFUL MUSIC MAKERS ---------------------------------------------

EARLY BIRD SPECIAL

THE MUSIC JETTISONS of COSMIC KIDS (ROYAL RUMBLE / CINESPACE)

THEY ARE FLOATING IN AND BRINGING MUSICAL SELECTIONS

THAT WILL ATTEMPT TO CREATE AN OXYGEN-FREE VACUUM

IN WHICH TROUBLEMAKER'S FIRE CANNOT SURVIVE

SPECIAL GUEST

THE FIRESTARTING TROUBLEMAKER (HOLLYROCK)

TROUBLEMAKER IS COMING WITH FLAMETHROWER ARMS

HE WANTS TO EPIC BATTLE THE COSMIC KIDS AND SO BE READY

BECAUSE DANCE RIGHT IS GOING TO END IN SMOKING TIMBERS

RESIDENT EVIL DJ PUBE$

FLYING IN FROM THE HILLS. FISTS OF FURY (NOT PICTURED HERE)

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