I'm an old geezer

[Lucille]

 

 

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.   He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine & thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."  Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.That will be $500." Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to  recover his money. Dr. Young:  "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young:  "Oh, no you don't,  -- that is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.That will be $500."  Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after  several more days.  Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!  Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,  " Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)  Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"      Dr. Geezer:  "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."   Moral of story  -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"*  Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off. Dr. Geezer's Clinic  - ENJOY YOUR DAY !!