Fw: Wedding Night
Peter CROOKS
Subj: Wedding
Night
A
young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is a
virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers
naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses in the
darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be
reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you
berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -
juss anyting you want.
You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound
experienced and worldly, which
he hopes will impress her.
A
thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want try someting
I hear bout from other girls... Nummaa 69."
More thoughtful silence,
this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone, he asks
her...
"You want... Garlic Chicken with Corrifrowa?
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