6 Secrets Of Life ;)

[Net Prince]

here is some some some Fact of Life..very old email i was received my
friend.
off course... That's not my own words....



1. OFFICE ARITHMETIC

 Smart boss + smart employee = profit


 Smart boss + dumb employee = production


 Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

 Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



2. SHOPPING MATH

 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.


 A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



3. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.


 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.


 A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


4. HAPPINESS


 To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him

  a little.

 To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to

 Understand her at all.



5. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.


 A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
does.



6. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

 A woman has the last word in any argument.


 Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.