WHAT THOSE WORDS ON YEARLY PERFORMANCE

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 WHAT THOSE WORDS ON YEARLY PERFORMANCE

REVIEWS REALLY MEAN

1.      OUT GOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office
2.      GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit
3.      GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - spends lots of time on phone
4.      WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date
5.      ACTIVE SOCIALLY -  Drinks a lot
6.      INDEPENDENT WORKER - nobody knows what he/she does
7.      QUICK THINKING - offers plausible excuses
8.      CAREFUL THINKER - Won�t make a decision
9.      USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it
10.     EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - speaks English
11.     METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A nit picker
12.     HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has a louder voice
13.     EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT - Lucky
14.     KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR - Knows A Lot Of Dirty Jokes
15.     CAREER MINDED - Back Stabber
16.     LOYAL - Can�t get a job anywhere else
17.     PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys
18.     OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION- Gets to work on time
19.     RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk