BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

[Net Prince]

 BRILLIANT WAYS  GIRLS  TURN  GUYS DOWN!!
    
    
                 HE: I'm a photographer I've been
 looking for a face  like yours! 
                 SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been
 looking for a  face like 
                 yours!! 
 
     HE: May I have the pleasure of this  dance?
     SHE: No, I'd like to have some  pleasure too!!!
 
     HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
     SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
    
     HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
     SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
    
     HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
     SHE: Okay, get out!!!
    
     HE: I think I could make you very happy
     SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
    
     HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
     SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same
 time!!!
    
     HE: Can I have your name?
     SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
    
     HE: Shall we go and see a film?
     SHE: I've already seen it!!!
    
     HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us
 together?
     SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
    
     HE: Where have you been all my life?
     SHE: Hiding from you.
    
     HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?