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Subject: More Rugby humour and weekend fixtures
Date: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:58:32 +0100
From: cgree...@winckworths.co.uk
To: jkaram...@winckworths.co.uk; ees...@winckworths.co.uk; no_non...@hotmail.co.uk

Q. How do you get a champagne cork back into the bottle?

A. Ask any All Black Supporter

Q. What do you call 30 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby

World Cup final?

A. The Wallabies and The All Blacks

Q. Whats the difference between the ABs,Aussies and a tea bag?

A. The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Ya's hear about the new All Black and Wallaby bra?

Plenty support and no cup.

Whats the difference between an all black and

an arsonist?

An arsonist wouldnt waste five matches

Graham Henry found dead in hotel room, 4.5 million suspects

Why do the All Blacks always have two to a hotel room when they're on tour? So one can perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre when the other one chokes

Just heard that tons of Viagra are being shipped out to NZ and AUS, it

seems that the men out there are having a problem getting a semi

Did you hear that the NZ Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps. They had pictures of All Black rugby players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Did you hear about the NZ politician who was found dead in an All Black

rugby jersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in

order to save his family from the embarrassment.

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." Third surgeon says, "Try electricians everything inside them is colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer All Black rugby players. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."

Q: What do you have when the All Blacks are buried up to their necks n sand?

A: Not enough sand.

Q: What is the main function of the All Black coach?

A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Q: What's the All Black version of a hat-trick?

A: Conceding three tries in three minutes.

Q: Why don't the All Black backline need pre-tour travel injections?

A: Because they never catch anything.

Q: What do the All Blacks and drug addicts have in common??

A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will

come from.

In the next edition of Chambers dictionary under 'complacent' it reads "New Zealand All Blacks, RWC Quarter final, 2007"

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "New Zealand are good enough to win the World Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

* To save money the Australian Rugby Union has cancelled the seats on the flight back to Australia for the front rowers in the Wallaby squad.
They have decided to just fold them up and pop them into the overhead lockers.

* Weekend World Cup fixtures:

England meets France..... Stade de France....Saturday 9pm (European Time)

South Africa meets Argentina.... Stade de France....Sunday 9pm (European Time)

Australia meets New Zealand...... Terminal 1 Charles De Gaulle Airport, Paris.

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