FW: Females are very clever
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From: rji...@yahoo.co.in
Sent: 12/08/2010 2:17:04 pm
Subject: FW: Females are very clever
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From: Jain Mohan
Sent: 12/08/2010 1:32:58 pm
Subject: Females are very clever
*An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!*
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*A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit *
*the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it a*
*nd found a frog in a trap.*
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*The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this *
*trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the
frog said, *
*'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your
wishes. *
*Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!' The woman
said, *
*'That's okay.'*
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*For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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*The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your *
*husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock
to'.*
*The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman
and he *
*will have eyes only for me.'*
*So, KAZAM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!*
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*For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said, *
*'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be
ten times *
*richer than you. 'The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his
and what's his is mine.'*
*So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!*
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*The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, *
*'I'd like to have a mild heart attack.'*
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*Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.*
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*Attention female readers:*
*This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!*
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*Male readers: Please scroll down.*
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*The man had a heart attack ten times 'milder' than his wife!!!*
*Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart .
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*Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show*
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*PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show*
*that women never listen!!!*
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*You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the*
*ladies who have a good sense of humour :)*
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*With Regards
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*JAIN MOHAN
*Sr. Quantity Surveyor (T)
SULTANATE OF OMAN
Mobile : 00968 95220928