When I say I'm broke...HAHAHAHAHAHA!! OH SHIT,lol

[Mohammed]

  *WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...** I'M BROKE *!!
  Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a
  well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

  "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
  minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
  high-powered vacuum cleaners."

  "Go away!" I said. "I haven't got any money! I'm broke!" and proceeded
  to close the door.

  Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
  wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen
  my demonstration."

  And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to my hallway
  carpet.

  "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
  manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

  I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite,
  because they cut off my electricity this morning.  What part of broke do you
  not understand!!??"

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