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--- On Tue, 2/17/09, paula vansoest <ward...@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: paula vansoest <ward...@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fw: TAXES
To: popng...@yahoo.com
Date: Tuesday, February 17, 2009, 9:02 PM
--- On Mon, 2/16/09, Krista Van Soest <kristav...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> From: Krista Van Soest <kristav...@yahoo.com>
> Subject: Fw: TAXES
> To: ward...@yahoo.com
> Date: Monday, February 16, 2009, 8:46 AM
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> Sent: Friday, February 13, 2009 10:07:17 PM
> Subject: Fw: TAXES
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> Subject: FW: TAXES
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> Subject: Fw: TAXES
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> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Debra Hively
> To: Chris/Tricia ; doc trovillion ; jerry and bill boss
> Sent: Thursday, February 05, 2009 10:27 PM
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> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Everette Lash
> To: Debra Hively
> Sent: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 2:38 PM
> Subject: Fw: TAXES
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> From: April Rinke <gillian...@yahoo.com>
> To: Chuck & Kathy Lash <ckl...@neb.rr.com>;
> everette <everet...@yahoo.com>; Jen
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> Sent: Wednesday, February 4, 2009 9:36:35 AM
> Subject: Fw: TAXES
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> --- On Tue, 2/3/09, Sheila Daniels
> <ibator...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
> TAXES
>
>
>
>
>
>
> At first I thought this was funny....then I realized the
> awful truth of it
> Be sure to read all the way to the end!
>
> Tax his land,
> Tax his bed,
> Tax the table
> At which he's fed.
>
>
> Tax his tractor,
> Tax his mule,
> Teach him taxes
> Are the rule.
>
> Tax his work,
> Tax his pay,
> He works for peanuts
> Anyway!
>
> Tax his cow,
> Tax his goat,
> Tax his pants,
> Tax his coat.
>
> Tax his ties,
> Tax his shirt,
> Tax his work,
> Tax his dirt.
>
> Tax his tobacco,
> Tax his drink,
> Tax him if he
> Tries to think.
>
> Tax his cigars,
> Tax his beers,
> If he cries,
> Tax his tears.
>
> Tax his car,
> Tax his gas,
> Find other ways
> To tax his ass.
>
> Tax all he has
> Then let him know
> That you won't be done
> Till he has no dough.
>
> When he screams and hollers,
> Then tax him more,
> Tax him till
> He's good and sore.
>
> Then tax his coffin,
> Tax his grave,
> Tax the sod in
> Which he's laid.
>
> Put these words
> upon his tomb,
> 'Taxes drove me to my doom...'
>
> When he's gone,
> Do not relax,
> It's time to apply
> The inheritance tax.
>
> Accounts Receivable Tax
> Building Permit Tax
> CDL license Tax
> Cigarette Tax
> Cororate Income Tax
> Dog License Tax
> Excise Taxes
> Federal Income Tax
> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
> Fishing License Tax
> Food License Tax
> Fuel Permit Tax
> Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
> Gross Receipts Tax
> Hunting License Tax
> Inheritance Tax
> Inventory Tax
> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties
> (tax on top of tax)
> Liquor Tax
> Luxury Taxes
> Marriage License Tax
> Medicare Tax
> Personal Property Tax
> Privilege Tax
> Property Tax
> Real Estate Tax
> Service Charge Tax
> Social Security Tax
> Road Usage Tax
> Sales Tax
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> School Tax
> State Income Tax
> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
> Telephone Federal Universal Service
> Fee Tax
> Telephone, Federal, State and Local
> Surcharge Tax
> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
> Telephone recurring and non-recurring
> Charges Tax
> Telephone State and Local Tax
> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
> Use Tax
> Utility Taxes
> Vehicle license Registration Tax
> Vehicle Sales Tax
> Watercraft Registration Tax
> Well Permit Tax
> Workers Compensation Tax
>
> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
>
> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our
> nation was the most prosperous in the world.
>
>
>
> We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle
> class in the world,
>
> and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
>
>
> What in the hell happened? Can you spell
> 'politicians!'
>
>
> And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!?
>
>
>
> I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!!!
> YOU can help it get there!!!!
> GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN !!!!!!
>
>
>
>
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> ________________________________
>
> TAXES
>
> At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the
> awful truth of it.
> Be sure to read all the way to the end!
>
> Tax his land,
> Tax his bed,
> Tax the table
> At which he's fed.
>
> Tax his tractor,
> Tax his mule,
> Teach him taxes
> Are the rule.
>
> Tax his work,
> Tax his pay,
> He works for peanuts
> Anyway!
>
> Tax his cow,
> Tax his goat,
> Tax his pants,
> Tax his coat.
>
> Tax his ties,
> Tax his shirt,
> Tax his work,
> Tax his dirt.
>
> Tax his tobacco,
> Tax his drink,
> Tax him if he
> Tries to think.
>
> Tax his cigars,
> Tax his beers,
> If he cries,
> Tax his tears.
>
> Tax his car,
> Tax his gas,
> Find other ways
> To tax his ass.
>
> Tax all he has
> Then let him know
> That you won't be done
> Till he has no dough.
>
> When he screams and hollers,
> Then tax him more,
> Tax him till
> He's good and sore.
>
> Then tax his coffin,
> Tax his grave,
> Tax the sod in
> Which he's laid.
>
> Put these words
> upon his tomb,
> 'Taxes drove me to my doom...'
>
> When he's gone,
> Do not relax,
> It's time to apply
> The inheritance tax.
>
> Accounts Receivable Tax
> Building Permit Tax
> CDL license Tax
> Cigarette Tax
> Cororate Income Tax
> Dog License Tax
> Excise Taxes
> Federal Income Tax
> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
> Fishing License Tax
> Food License Tax
> Fuel Permit Tax
> Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
> Gross Receipts Tax
> Hunting License Tax
> Inheritance Tax
> Inventory Tax
> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties
> (tax on top of tax)
> Liquor Tax
> Luxury Taxes
> Marriage License Tax
> Medicare Tax
> Personal Property Tax
> Privilege Tax
> Property Tax
> Real Estate Tax
> Service Charge Tax
> Social Security Tax
> Road Usage Tax
> Sales Tax
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> School Tax
> State Income Tax
> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
> Telephone Federal Universal Service
> Fee Tax
> Telephone, Federal, State and Local
> Surcharge Tax
> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
> Telephone recurring and non-recurring
> Charges Tax
> Telephone State and Local Tax
> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
> Use Tax
> Utility Taxes
> Vehicle license Registration Tax
> Vehicle Sales Tax
> Watercraft Registration Tax
> Well Permit Tax
> Workers Compensation Tax
>
> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
>
> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our
> nation was the most prosperous in the world.
>
> We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle
> class in the world,
> and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
> What in the hell happened? Can you spell
> 'politicians!'
> And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!?
>
> I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!!!
> YOU can help it get there!!!!
> GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN !!!!!!
>
>
> ________________________________
>
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>
>
> Have a good one!!!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> ________________________________
>
> TAXES
>
> At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the
> awful truth of it.
> Be sure to read all the way to the end!
>
> Tax his land,
> Tax his bed,
> Tax the table
> At which he's fed.
>
> Tax his tractor,
> Tax his mule,
> Teach him taxes
> Are the rule.
>
> Tax his work,
> Tax his pay,
> He works for peanuts
> Anyway!
>
> Tax his cow,
> Tax his goat,
> Tax his pants,
> Tax his coat.
>
> Tax his ties,
> Tax his shirt,
> Tax his work,
> Tax his dirt.
>
> Tax his tobacco,
> Tax his drink,
> Tax him if he
> Tries to think.
>
> Tax his cigars,
> Tax his beers,
> If he cries,
> Tax his tears.
>
> Tax his car,
> Tax his gas,
> Find other ways
> To tax his ass.
>
> Tax all he has
> Then let him know
> That you won't be done
> Till he has no dough..
>
> When he screams and hollers,
> Then tax him more,
> Tax him till
> He's good and sore.
>
> Then tax his coffin,
> Tax his grave,
> Tax the sod in
> Which he's laid..
>
> Put these words
> upon his tomb,
> 'Taxes drove me to my doom....'
>
> When he's gone,
> Do not relax,
> It's time to apply
> The inheritance tax.
>
> Accounts Receivable Tax
> Building Permit Tax
> CDL license Tax
> Cigarette Tax
> Cororate Income Tax
> Dog License Tax
> Excise Taxes
> Federal Income Tax
> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
> Fishing License Tax
> Food License Tax
> Fuel Permit Tax
> Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
> Gross Receipts Tax
> Hunting License Tax
> Inheritance Tax
> Inventory Tax
> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties
> (tax on top of tax)
> Liquor Tax
> Luxury Taxes
> Marriage License Tax
> Medicare Tax
> Personal Property Tax
> Privilege Tax
> Property Tax
> Real Estate Tax
> Service Charge Tax
> Social Security Tax
> Road Usage Tax
> Sales Tax
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> School Tax
> State Income Tax
> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
> Telephone Federal Universal Service
> Fee Tax
> Telephone, Federal, State and Local
> Surcharge Tax
> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
> Telephone recurring and non-recurring
> Charges Tax
> Telephone State and Local Tax
> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
> Use Tax
> Utility Taxes
> Vehicle license Registration Tax
> Vehicle Sales Tax
> Watercraft Registration Tax
> Well Permit Tax
> Workers Compensation Tax
>
> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
>
> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our
> nation was the most prosperous in the world.
>
> We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle
> class in the world,
> and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
> What in the hell happened? Can you spell
> 'politicians!'
> And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!?
>
> I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!!!
> YOU can help it get there!!!!
> GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN !!!!!!
>
>
> ________________________________
>
> Windows Live™ Hotmail®:…more than just e-mail. Check
> it out.
>
>
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> phone. See how.
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