Fwd: Rajnikant at his Best
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curaj MA Eng Department
Jun 27, 2011, 6:53:47 AM6/27/11
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When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is
“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.
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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes……………………………
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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…
..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well
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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! :D
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….
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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…
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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :-
Faster ..
Better…
RAJNIKANT….
No it should be (strictly)
RAJNIKANT.
RAJNIKANT..
RAJNIKANT…
Mind it
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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”
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“Who says the! world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P
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Rajni can walk faster than light….
“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.
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Law of Conservation of Rajni
All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
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One more:
Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as
“AMBUJA CEMENT”
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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar…
Is there! a need to say anything beyond this??
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is
“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.
===========================================================
Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes……………………………
===========================================================
Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…
..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well
===========================================================
If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! :D
===========================================================
Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
===========================================================
One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….
===========================================================
Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…
===========================================================
What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :-
Faster ..
Better…
RAJNIKANT….
No it should be (strictly)
RAJNIKANT.
RAJNIKANT..
RAJNIKANT…
Mind it
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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”
=========================================================
“Who says the! world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P
===========================================================
Rajni can walk faster than light….
“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.
===========================================================
Law of Conservation of Rajni
All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
===========================================================
Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
===========================================================
One more:
Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as
“AMBUJA CEMENT”
===========================================================
THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar…
Is there! a need to say anything beyond this??
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-Regards
Sap
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