FW: Fwd: 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
Aslawati Omar (Kuala Lumpur)
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From: Amirah Aswan
Jaafar (Kuala Lumpur)
Sent: Monday, 16 June 2008 1:29 PM
To: Aslawati Omar (Kuala Lumpur)
Subject: RE: Fwd: 20 ways to
maintain a healthy level of insanity
Wakakaka… dia bake ke? Hmm..kalau kak asla dah makan takkan I nak was2 lak… dia tak bake pork kot ek…
From: Aslawati Omar (Kuala
Lumpur)
Sent: Monday, 16 June 2008 1:28 PM
To: Amirah Aswan Jaafar (Kuala Lumpur)
Subject: RE: Fwd: 20 ways to
maintain a healthy level of insanity
Mirah,
Kat asla ade 2 slices of carrot cheese ke ni………
Si Jennyfer Kuanji bagi……… she bakes herself……
Nak share tak????
Jgn was2 okay sbb kak asla dah balun separuh……….
Aslawati binti Omar
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Subject: FW: Fwd: 20 ways to
maintain a healthy level of insanity
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their ; Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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