Re: [Cubs63:4337] Fwd: Laugh

[Bernard Fulghum]

1/2 per person 6 avocados = 12 people 6 is an odd number.     

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From: Margaret Macdonald <margo...@gmail.com>
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Subject: Re: [Cubs63:4337] Fwd: Laugh

Depends.  When I have a party, I usually have about 20.  I would use about 1/2 per person.  Usually all gone.

On Feb 7, 2014, at 10:56 AM, Gene Fulghum <bef...@aol.com> wrote:

Small party!  3 or 4 for a family, 8 or more for a party. 

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From: Margaret Macdonald <margo...@gmail.com>
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Subject: Re: [Cubs63:4335] Fwd: Laugh

If you are making guacamole for a party, that is what you need.

On Feb 7, 2014, at 9:12 AM, Gene Fulghum <bef...@aol.com> wrote:

why would anyone want 6 avocados?

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Subject: Re: [Cubs63:4332] Fwd: Laugh

Yes and it is funny.

On Feb 6, 2014, at 9:31 PM, "Robert Coker" <robertl...@comcast.net> wrote:

Why not ask - What if there wasn’t any milk?  There’s been a run on milk due to the approaching ice storm.

 

There are so many variations – gallon or ½ gallon, 1% or 2% or skim or buttermilk, white or chocolate, soy, organic, store brand or national brand.  What if there is a special – buy one get one at half price?  Should I get 2?

 

You would do the obvious – get further instructions.

 

It’s just a joke – enjoy it.

 

 

 

From: cub...@googlegroups.com [mailto:cubs63@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Margaret Macdonald
Sent: Thursday, February 06, 2014 6:19 PM
To: cub...@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: [Cubs63:4326] Fwd: Laugh

 

Right,  Gene.  Robert, what if there are not any avocados?

 

 

On Feb 6, 2014, at 7:03 PM, "Robert Coker" <robertl...@comcast.net> wrote:

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and six avocados."

Robert

 

From: cub...@googlegroups.com [mailto:cubs63@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Margaret Macdonald
Sent: Thursday, February 06, 2014 4:06 PM
To: cub...@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: [Cubs63:4319] Fwd: Laugh

 

How would you say this so that a man would understand?

 

 

On Feb 6, 2014, at 2:43 PM, Gene Fulghum <bef...@aol.com> wrote:

This should make you laugh, twice.  It was on the smokescreen website, which I don't often read through.

 

 

 

A wife asks her husband

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you
buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

 

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