data mining joke

[Tim Menzies]

Q: Why did the naive Bayesian suddenly feel patriotic when he heard fireworks?



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A: She assumed independence.

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<hubris>
vita= http:// goo.gl/8eNhY
pubs= http:// goo.gl/8KPKA
stats= http:// goo.gl/vggy1
wow = http:// goo.gl/2Wg9A
</hubris>

[Brandon Strickland]

What does Q have to do with A?

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[Zachary Pritchard]

Two jokes from Big Data Borat - https://twitter.com/BigDataBorat

"cat data data data data data > bigdata"

"Big data is anything which is crash excel"

And the Data Mining Conference Bingo Card - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BawlCTVCUAAXnG5.png