Enjoy the Jokes for the Day....

[Rajesh Gupta]

Dear Friends,

Every day all of us are so much busy in there works so for just to get relief from the busy schedule have fun for sometime by scrolling the mail.

1.
Doctor Trolled :D
Ek young Doctor ne clinic khola.
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Thori der bad 1 admi aaya.
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Doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne k liye,
telephone ka receiver uthaya
aur appointment denay
k andaz me bolne laga.
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Fir phone rakne k baad...
Doctor admi se: Haan bataiye kyahuva?
Admi: BSNL se aaya hun, telephone
activate karne k liye.. :P


2.

Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha..
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Mujrewali:"Sahe� � � �b,
Humne Aapko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume KhushKar Do..
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Santa:"Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu..:p

3.
Luv By Rikshawala

Arz hai:

Dil Jala Rha Hu Kismt Azma Rha Hu. . .

Dil jla rha hu kismt azma rha hu. . .

Khub Ghumaya Us Bwfa Ko Bike Pe

Isliye Aaj Ricksha Chla Rha hu. .

4.
Girlfrend khana khate hue:-
ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der
se
ghoor q raha hai......?? :/
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Boyfrend:- tum jaldi se kha lo,
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wo apni plate pehchan gaya
hai...:P

5.
Jisne titanic dekhi hain wo hi samjege.. .

Boy1:"Titanic dekh kar kya sikha.. ?? . . . . . . . .

Boy2:"Sikha kuch nahi, abhi tak soch rha hu..

ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi painting kaise kar sakta hai..

6.

ladkiwale - hame aisa ladka chaiye jo kuch khata pita nahi ho.
pandit-aisa ladka to ICU me milega

7.
Pati = Tere Baap ki Ungli karne ki aadat gayi nahi ? :@

Biwi = Kyu ,

ab kya hua ? :o

Pati = Aaj phir se pooch rahe the...

"Meri beti se shaadi karke khush ho na"

8.

Padosi: Aap Bahut Bahadur Ho
Aapne Uss Chor Ko Itna Mara
Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Wo Chor Hai Mujhe Laga Mera Pati Thoda Late
Ghar Aaya Hai.

9.
Chintu: Papa bahot sarif he na mama
Mom: kaise beta....
Chintu: Ladki ko dekhte hi 1 ankh band kar lete he...

10.

Turist:yeh kiska Kankal he..

Santa:Tipu Sultan ka

Turist:Or wo chota wala..

Santa:Ji wo Tipu Sultan ka bachpan ka hai....

11.
Ek Baar 3 Chor Nilesh, Rathee Aur Lalit Police Se Chhup Ke 3 Boriyon Mein Ghus Gaye.
Police Wala Aaya, Usne Pehli Bori Mein Laat Mari.
Nilesh Bola:Bhow-Bhow
Police Wala: Kutta Hai
Dusri Bori Mein Laat Mari.
Rathee Bola:Meoooowwwww
Police Wala: Billi Hai
Teesri Bori Mein Laat Mari,
Koi Awaaz Nahi Aayi.
Phir Mari, Koi Awaz Nahi.
20-25 Laat Maari To Andar Se Lalit Chillaya: Abey Ulloo ke pathe, Aaloo Hoon Aaloo

12.

Teacher-Zindagi Main Aisa Kaam Karo K Aap ka Naam Dunya K Charo'n Kono Me Phel Jaye .

Sardar- 'Aisa Nai Ho Skta'
Kunki
Dunya To Gol hai

13.
A lucknowi nawab meets Santa..
Nawab-Janab kya me apko ek takleef de sakta hun.
Santa-oye!!kutte kamine hath to lagake dikha hath ukhad dunga

14.
Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?

Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.

15.
Pappu ki hui master se ladai
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai
Pappu ka garam hua khoon.
gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya.
"COMING SOON"

16.
Arz kiya h-Ye EXAM ka rishta b ajeeb hota h,
sab apna apna naseeb hota h,
Reh jata h nigaho se jo dur,
Sala wohi Qustion paper me hota hai zroor.

17.
Pappu Dabang dekh kar aaya..
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School mein sir:"Pappu tumhare sare answer galat hein marks de to kahan den.. ??
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Pappu:"Kamaal Karte Ho Master Ji..
Marks Hi To Mang Rahe Hain,
Chup Chap De Do Warna Thappar Maar Ke Bhi Le Sakte Hain..:))
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Sir:"Badtameez. -.:/
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Pappu:"Badtamee -z Se Yaad Aaya,
Aap Ke Papa Kaise Hai.. ??
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Sir:"Nikal ja meri class se..
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Pappu:"Chup Chap Se Marks De Do
Warna Answer Sheet Me Itne Chhed Karenge Ki Confuse Ho Jaoge Ke Marks Kahan Den Aur Zeero Kaha Den..

18.
Amul ghee ki Ad. ke liye Rajpal Yadav ko sign karne gaye...

Rajpal:- isme to Sunny Deol ko lena chahiye

Director:- wo toh hain he ..!

Rajpal:- to mujhe kyun?

Director:- nakli ghee ka asar dikhane k liye!

19.
Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono haath na ho

usey Hindi aur English me kya kahenge.?

Santa: Hindi me THAKUR

aur

English me HANDS FREE

20.
Santa drives into one way and crosses 'No Entry' board Police: Oye 'No Entry' ka board nehi dekha ? Santa: Mujhe laga ki film ka poster hai

21.
Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.

SANTA : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!

22.
Ek shayar garibi se tang aakar daku ban gaya..

daketi karne bank gaya

or

kaha..

Arz kiya hai..

"taqdeer me jo hai wahi milega,

hands up..

koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..." .

phir cashier se kaha..

kuch khawab meri aankho se nikal do,

jo kuch bhi hai jaldi se is bag me dal do..

23.
Engineer Woh Hai .
Jo Aksar phasta Hai
Interviews Ke Sawaal Me
Badi Companion Ki Chaal Me
Boss Aur Client Ke Bawaal Me
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Submissions Ki Gehrai Me
Teamwork Ki Chatai Me
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Laga Rahta Hai
Schedule Ko Philane Me
Targets Ko Khiskaane Me
Roz Naye-Naye Bahane Me
Engineer Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Me Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Me Lunch Karta Hai
Commutation Ke Waqt Soya Karta Hai
Engineer Woh Hai Jise Intezaar Hai
Weekend Night Manane Ka
Boss Ke Chhutti Jaane Ka
Increment Ki Khabar Aane Ka
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Sochta Hai
Kaash Padhai Pe Dhyaan Diya Hota
Kaash Teacher Se Panga Na Liya Hota
Aur Sabse Behtar To Ye Hota
Kambakht Engineering Hi Na Kiya Hota..

24.
Girl : Dr. Plz Mere Boy Friend Ko Andar Bula Lijiye
Doctor : Trust Me
Main Bohat Shareef Aadmi Ho0n
Girl : No Dr.
Apki Nurse Bahir Akeli Hai
Or Wo Pura kamena hai...

25.

Teacher : A. B. C sunao
Pappu :A . B . C

Teacher:Aur sunao

Pappu :Aur Khuda ka shukar hai, sub theek thaak hai.
Aap sunao..

26.
Santa India Gate pe chilla raha tha:"Prime Minister nikamma hai' 'PrimeMinister nikamma hai'..
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Police ne usey peetna shuru kar diya aur bola chal thane PM ki insult karta hai..
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Santa:"Mein to England ke PM ko bol raha tha..:O
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Police ne 2 thappad lagaye aur bola:"Bewkoof banata hai, kya hame nahi pata kaun sa PM nikamma hai..

27.
boy: main tumahra mobile dekh sakta hoon

girl: haan haan Q nahin

but just a mint...

Inbox........delete

sent item.......delete

call history......delete

yeh looo dekhloo tumehe toh mujh par trust hi nahin hai

28.
Biwi Market se Loti

Pati- Mera Andaza ye keh raha Hai Ki is Box Me Koi Khane Ki Chiz Hai..

Patni- Are wah mere Pati- Parmeshwar Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya
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Is Me Mere Sendal Hai

29.
Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur
khali bartan main spoon firane laga.
JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa: "Bewkoof"

30.
Ek REXONA Naam ki Ladki Thi
Jiske Parents ka Naam DAYNA or CINTHOL Tha.
Ek MARGO Naam ka ladka Tha Jo REXONA Ko Love Karta Tha or REXONA Bhi MARGO Ko Apna LIFEBOY Banana Chahti Thi.
Dono Ka Love PEARS ki Tarah Bilkul Saaf Tha.
Dono ki Shaadi FAIR & LOVELY Garden Mein Hoti Hai.
Shaadi Mein
DETOL,
MEDIMIX,
LUX,
FAA,
NIRMA,
VIVEL,
DOVE Etc.
Aate Hai.
Shadi ke kuch Sal Bad Unke Judwa Bache Hote Hai Jinka Naam Hota Hai
JONSON&JONSON.
Haso Mat...
Ye Ek Tarika Tha Aapko Batane Ka Ki Bazar Mein Sabun milta hai
Naha Liya Karo...!!!


Regards,

Raj.