The Italian Wedding Test

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gamal...@rogers.com

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Feb 7, 2024, 12:06:28 AM2/7/24
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THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
So we decided to get married.

 

There was only one little thing bothering me.

 

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

 

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was Bra-less.

 

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view.

 

it had to be deliberate.she never did it around anyone else.

 

One day she called me and asked me to come over.
'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.

 

She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.
She couldn't overcome them anymore.

 

She told  me that she wanted me just once before I got married.

 

She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said.
"if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".

 

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

 

I stood there for a moment.
Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

 

 

Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

 

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
He said, 'Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.

 

We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family my son..'

 

And the moral of this story is:

 

Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

 

 

 

 

   

       

 

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Adel Cherif

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Feb 7, 2024, 1:15:31 AM2/7/24
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On 7 Feb 2024, at 7:06 AM, gamal...@rogers.com wrote:

Sherif Makram Ebeid

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Feb 7, 2024, 3:51:43 AM2/7/24
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Very witty and very wise indeed. Thanks a lot Jimmy.

Le mer. 7 févr. 2024, 07:15, Adel Cherif <ache...@gmail.com> a écrit :
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