Fwd: Wife vs Girlfriend...!

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ramzy iskandar

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Jul 24, 2021, 3:21:16 PM7/24/21
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THIS IS A MASTER PIECE

A grandson asked his grandpa a question while on the way back from school....*

What is the difference between 'Wife' and 'Girlfriend'?

Grandpa thought for a minute and Simplified the explanation like this ;

Listen Grandson:


*Wife* is like a *TV*
and
*Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE*

At home  you *watch* TV,
but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE.

Sometimes you *enjoy* TV, but most of the time, you *play* with your MOBILE .

TV is (as good as) *free* for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't *pay*, the services will be *terminated*.

TV is *big , bulky* and most of the time *old*,
But the MOBILE is *cute, slim, curvy, replaceable* and *portable*.

Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*
but for the MOBILE, it is often *high* and *demanding*.

TV has a *remote*
but MOBILE *doesn't*.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen, but with the TV, you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not)!

Last but not least!!!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don't have *viruses*, but MOBILES often *do*

And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen* .

*Take Care*

*Stick to TV only*

 

 

 




A.Michel Khawam

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Jul 26, 2021, 5:53:15 PM7/26/21
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