THIS IS A MASTER PIECE
A grandson asked his grandpa a question while on the way back from school....*
What is the difference between 'Wife' and 'Girlfriend'?
Grandpa thought for a minute and Simplified the explanation like this ;
Listen Grandson:
*Wife* is like a *TV*
and
*Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE*
At home you *watch* TV,
but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE.
Sometimes you *enjoy* TV, but most of the time, you *play* with your MOBILE .
TV is (as good as) *free* for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't *pay*, the services will be *terminated*.
TV is *big , bulky* and most of the time *old*,
But the MOBILE is *cute, slim, curvy, replaceable* and *portable*.
Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*
but for the MOBILE, it is often *high* and *demanding*.
TV has a *remote*
but MOBILE *doesn't*.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen, but with the TV, you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not)!
Last but not least!!!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don't have *viruses*, but MOBILES often *do*
And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen* .
*Take Care*
*Stick to TV only*