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sandeep kaur
Jul 25, 2011, 9:54:13 AM7/25/11
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2 CHUHE Bike Pe Ghum Rhe The.
Tabi SHER Ne Lift Mangi.
To 1 CHUHA Khada Hokar Bola-"Soch Le Teri Maa Fir Kahegi K Gundo K Sath Ghumne Laga Hai Ajkal..
MOM to CHILDREN:
Jo Meri Baat Manega aur mere Aage kuch Nahi Bolega, Main Use Gift Dungi.
Children:Lo ji,
Is Tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jayenge..!!!???
Dentist to santa Apka daant nikalna padega
Snta- paise lagenge?
Dentist- Rs. 200
Santa ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa DHEELA kr do nikaal mai khud lunga
Girlfriend : Promise me ki mujhe kabhi touch, ya kiss ke liye force nahi karoge.
Boyfriend : Behen tu ghar ja. Tere parents chinta kar rahe honge!
A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF.
Old man: Bete, kya ye hamari Sanskriti hai?
Boy: Nahi, ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hai.
BIWI neend me zor se chillai- Jaldi utho, mera PATI aa gaya.
Sardar utha, khidki se kud gaya!
Tang tut gayi, fir khayal aya k uska pati to mai hi hu...?
Boy-Mai Shadi nai karunga
Dad-Q?
Boy-Q ki Gaon wale Meri Mangetar ko taxi kehte h
Dad-Are Beta Karle. Chota sa to Gaon H Kitni chali hogi...
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