Why God Created Eve?

[MARCUS VALE]

Why God Created Eve?

1. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.

2. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote.

3. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

4. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself.

5. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

6. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle childbearing.

7. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

8. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

9. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"

10. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."

Vocabulary Help

• able - capaz
• always - sempre
• ask for directions - pedir informações
• blame - culpar
• catch - pegar
• doctor's appointment - consulta médica
• fig leaf - folha de figo
• finish - terminar
• garbage night - noite do lixo
• handle childbearing - cuidar de crianças
• hate - odiar
• head - cabeça
• hide - esconder
• I can do better than that - Eu posso fazer melhor do que isso
• It is not good for man to be alone! - Não é bom que um homem fique sozinho
• Keeper of the Garden - Guardião do Jardim
• know (know, knew, known) - saber
• lost - perdido
• make (make, made, made) - fazer
• need - precisar
• never - nunca
• put (put, put, put) - por colocar
• remember - lembrar
• scratch - coçar
• stepped back - deu um passo para trás
• therefore - em consequencia
• tools - ferramentas
• troubles - problemas
• wore out - gastar devido ao uso
• worry - preocupar

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