First Thirstday Hash THIS THURSDAY (7th March), @ The Plough, Coton

[Jeremy Johnson]

Dear plebeians

This Thursday*, it will be the FIRST EVER THURSDAY IN MARCH 2024!  THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER!  So, in celebration of this unique astrological event, I have commanded that a HASH be assembled in the fair hamlet of Coton, a mere two-and-a-bit miles from the steaming metropolis that is Cambridge.  For those of you with the magic of googlemaps, the incantation of arrival may be found here:  https://maps.app.goo.gl/xMMqMnL7ChsJXTr16   By royal command, your Hare shall be the notorious Penis Beaker, and from the Plough in Coton shall he commence his trail-laying deviousness, and there shall the surviving hashers reconvene in order that they be allotted punishment or ...errrmm.. more punishment** for sins uncovered by the Hare, or more likely invented by their peers***.  

Because I am away communing with the celestial wind-gods in Western Australia, you shall be commanded by the esteemed BRIAN, who is known to one and all as a fair and just arbiter of beer-centric discipline and a skilful master of random hash banter.  Plus he's faster than you are, so you'll have no chance of running away.  Resistance is futile.

I have arranged for the weather to be kiiiiinda OK, without too much mingingly-freezing slush tricking inexorably into your collective gussets.  Meanwhile, over here it's a sunny 30C, the wind is filling in to 20kts SSW and I must away to shred some waves. For such are the onerous duties of a Glorious Leader.  Try not to catch pneumonia whilst I am away, all of you?

GMFF

* the 7th March, for those of you that know what numbers are

** did I mention the possibility of punishment?

*** (or Brian if nobody else can be bothered to make anything up).

[Jeremy Johnson]

Just a reminder that the First Thirstday hash is TONIGHT, at 7pm, from the Plough in Coton!  Be there, or be eating handfuls of sugar-puffs directly out of the box whilst hiding in the airing-cupboard with a pair of old underpants over your head.  I know what I'LL be doing...

GMFF

[Jeremy Johnson]

just used ones

On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 at 08:19, Diana Probst <probs...@probstette.org> wrote:

You got any spare sugar puffs?

On 7 Mar 2024, at 05:35, Jeremy Johnson <jer...@paribus.com> wrote:



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[Ben Attenborough]

C'mon Diana, hashing has to be preferable to chewing on Jeremy's used sugar puffs!

PB

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