Hi everyone,
Yep - It's name and shame time. And it's almost 1am, so if this sounds crazy - it's because I'm pissed off that I have to even do this.
The following people have not signed up to do ANY jobs at all on any of our rosters, they haven't even tried to randomly attach their name to the sheet when it ran out of space like so many of you did!
:( Boooo Hisss.
(it's alphabetical, so no particular order of badness)
Alex Anderson
Alex Behan
Amy Kliever
Angela McLachlan
Anthony Pekin
Carli Leimbach
Genevieve Mander-Jones
Hayley Potter
Helena Willson
Hiromi Mizoguchi
Israel Artega
Jamie Watt
Joey "CelloJoe" Chang
Kate Holloway
Katie Houghton-Ward
Kelly Goodwin
Kimberly Masters
Luke Hildred
Melody Gray
Paul Treadwell
Rael Birkett
Ryan Male
Sara Allen
Shannon Connolly
Sophie Switajewski
Tae Miyazaki
Tania Leimbach
Tass Behan
Tobias Munch
Tom Baldy
Will Tait
THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! C'mon guys!
Maybe all of you can't read? (get a reading-eye dog or something)
Maybe your friend signed you onto the list and you haven't actually bothered to involve yourself at all YET (I stress, YET. This is the worst kind of crime).
Maybe all of you tried to do the right thing but got confused by the google-machine? (it's not hard, ask the nearest 10 yr old!)
I love some of you very dearly and the rest of you I can't wait to meet and love as well... but NONE of these are reasons or excuses we will accept.
We're all in this together and the only way for ALL of us to create something wonderful is if we ALL pitch in!
Or, your money back. Seriously.
So - here's the deal.
I've added more places to roster to add your name! Yay! Remember to check the kitchen roster, we still need dish-washers!
AND if that fills up too - please just write your name on the right hand side of the bar roster where the other names are and we will allocate you a job.
It doesn't take much to help out, in fact some people are OVER-COMMITTED!
Can EVERYONE please make sure that they sign up to shifts that they are actually going to be able do!
You CAN'T cook dinner and run the bar on the same night.
You CAN'T pick up MOOP when you're cleaning the kitchen at the same time.
Physics says no.
So, if you we're an eager-beaver, scale it back to a manageable and scientifically possible level. Because let's face it, you'll be at a festival and as much as you want to do it now, it might be a much bigger struggle at the time.
Also, to the additional/emergency bar crew - I'm sorry but I deleted all your witty rearguard banter and have allocated you shifts as barbacks/support.
No more of this. There are NO more bar shifts. You were lucky i knew you and thought the now deleted banter was funny.
I really don't like being the "Bloodhound", so PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME DO THIS AGAIN!!
All my love, and crazy late night ramblings,
Gillface
xxx
Oh, and if you haven't paid your fees... well... just pay your fees before Bleaney finds out.