(repost from alt.life.sucks) to chafey

[mister c]

chafey.
they have creams for that,
you know.
just ask at the pharmacy.
and don't wear
those tight pants
you know latex
just isn't good for you
and makes you sweaty
and that causes the rash
you're getting
and it's why you're getting
bloody, truly.
it's in your best
interest
you know.
because i care
about your health
your well being
and your happiness.
that's why i barbecued
and ate
your mum.