Joke: Laloo and Rabri family planning

[pradeep pradeep]

 

After having their 11th child, Laloo & Rabri decided that was   enough. So then Laloo went to his doctor and told him that   he and his wife did not want any more children.

The doctor  told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that  could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home,  get a Diwali bomb, light it, put it in a empty Coke can,  then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

Laloo said to the doctor, "I'm the smartest man in  Bihar, but I don't see how putting a Diwali atom bomb in  a Coke can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem."

So the couple drove to Delhi to get a second opinion. The   Delhi physician was just about to tell them about the  procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed by their Medical  records that they were from Bihar.

This doctor instead told Laloo to go home and get a Diwali atom bomb,  light it, place it in a Coke can and hold it to his ear and  count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians knew what they were  talking about and couldn't be wrong, Laloo went home, lit a atom bomb, put it in a coke can. He held it up to his  ear and began to count with his fingers on his left hand :  "1,2,3, 4,5" At which point he paused, placed the coke can between his legs and resumed counting on the other hand.