Conversation - Husband + Wife - Very Interesting

[anis jamadar]

 

 

 

 

 

HUSBAND - HAI DEAR, I AM LOGGED IN.

 
WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.
HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
 

 

WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.
 

 

 WIFE - HAE BHAGWAN! FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.
HUSBAND - FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME
 

 

 WIFE - AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.
HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION, ACCESS DENIED
 

 

 WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH
 

 

 WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT

 

 WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING

HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE, PRESS> <CTRL>, <ALT>, <DEL> TO REBOOT
 

 

 WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS?
HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL
 
 

 

 WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST.
HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION
 
 

 

 

 WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.
HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED
 
 

 

 

 WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS

 

 

 WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION, IT WILL CLOSE
 
 

 

 WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER
 
 

 

 

 WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER
 
 

 

 WIFE - I AM GOING
HUSBAND - IT'S NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER

 

Thanks

Anis Jamadar..