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Off-Topic: The Price of Slavery and Apathy - Why Donald Trump Will Win the Next Election

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May 23, 2018, 1:46:47 PM5/23/18
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This one is also not that much of an essay, but I have some bad news for liberal Democrats.

Your decision to enslave and torture me will come at a very high cost.

The first cost: Republicans will maintain control of both houses in November.

The second cost: Donald Trump will win in 2020.

How do I know? Because I have been doing political strategy that I will not share on the internet. Because DJT "Emperor D" controls the entire intelligence community, he has access to all of the stuff I've done--Dems do not.

The only way to win in 2020 is for Democrats to either somehow assassinate me--probably impossible--or for Democrats to cause the news media to put me and what happened in the news.

I was wrong in my previous essay--Barack Obama is a liar and a Nazi, not a good guy. This is not being said in the spirit of anger or provocativeness. I think it is actually true. It's not over on Jun 20. As far as I know, it is never over.

The choice is yours, Democrats. Tell the truth--better late than never--or Republicans will sail to victory in both 2018 and 2020.

Not everyone cares. Barack Obama has his Netflix exit strategy--he doesn't really care. I'm liberal, but it's not in my interests to stop developing political science ideas for Trump. Make it worth my while. I'm making it worth your while to free me from NSA surveillance and slavery.

In the meantime, figure out whether or not you believe that I'm capable of devising new political strategy that will help Trump win. I'm sharing nothing with him, but he's the current thief in chief. If you think I'm kidding, by all means, do nothing. Otherwise, run screaming to the media and help me now.

Otherwise, historians will probably call me Darth Vader with a heart of gold. Or something like that. You may strategically like or not like my statuses all you want--it will do you no good until you end the craziness and the slavery.

Pay me.

-Philip

DV

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May 24, 2018, 10:53:03 AM5/24/18
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Quick comment: Please disregard the previous message in this thread. The NSA is trying to ruin my sleep and emotional health with irritation tactics. They are temporarily succeeding, and the result is the confused material posted above. Please support shutting down the NSA and impeaching Donald Trump.

I got more sleep last night, because the NSA did not wake me up this time. I am feeling better today. Please do NOT disregard the other "Off-Topic:..." posts. Those were made in the spirit of seriousness. Don't let the NSA discredit me successfully.

Thanks.

-Philip
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