Disturbed B.O.S.S. : Hello underling.
Underling: Greetings, oh brilliant one.
Disturbed B.O.S.S. : Have you seen this Usenet post?:
https://groups.google.com/g/comp.theory/c/eIXIxLk61F0
Underling: Yes, my boss. You have outdone your genius again. The fools that dare to oppose you will cower before your genius again, no doubt.
Disturbed B.O.S.S. : Good. Now, speak to me of your activities regarding that other Japanese company I was going to become a "suave conquistador" with respect to.
Underling: Boss...boss, I....
Disturbed B.O.S.S. : No...you didn't dare to fail me...you....
Underling: It was a rough day, I was busy, I...you told me I had the day off!
Disturbed B.O.S.S. : You told me Ganondorf was dead!
*a button is pressed and the trap door opens and The Underling is eaten by sharks*
*cue the violins*