US-NY-ALBANY Oracle CERTIFIED DBA with Peoplesoft HRMS+Financials Sun Sysadmin Experience

[roan]

In article <bj3bqh$n9i$1...@aloha.cc.columbia.edu>, wei...@columbia.edu
says...
> US-NY-ALBANY Oracle DBA with Solaris SysAdmin Experience
>
> Location: Albany
> Term: Contract
> Rate: OPEN
> Skills: Oracle DBA, PeopleSoft HRMS, Sun SysAdmin
> Duration: 18 Months+
> Start Date: September 30, 2003

I'll do it for $20,000 per month plus relocation expenses, plus $25,000
severance when the contract ends, and I want 5 weeks of paid vacation
per year and 2 weeks of paid sick time per year, plus I want full
medical and dental coverage at your expense, and I want to screw the
prettiest woman in your family twice a week.

(I'd demand $30,000 per month, but I don't know shit about PeopleSoft.)

That sounds fair. Deal?

[Tommy]

In article <bjar17$je8$1...@tere.cc.columbia.edu>, wei...@columbia.edu

says...
> US-NY-ALBANY Oracle DBA with Solaris SysAdmin Experience
>
> Location: Albany
> Term: Contract
> Rate: OPEN
> Skills: Oracle DBA, PeopleSoft HRMS, Sun SysAdmin
> Duration: 18 Months+
> Start Date: September 30, 2003
>

> ** Must be authorized to work in the USA **
>
> If you fulfill all the mandatory requirements, please submit the following
> to orac...@agentopia.com before September 10th:

We heard you the first time, ASSHOLE. Take your job and shove it;
nobody wants to work for a Usenet spammer. Even unemployment is more
dignified.