I just killed Gollum in wild anger !!
What's the answer to "What has it got in its pockets ?"
and "Whitch is the animal --------------blalbalba-----------?"
10 yrs. ago i knew, but now i forgot.. DARN ...
Maybe Gollum is the only one who knows , and now he is DEAD,DEAD,DEAD!!!
I wanna know , before I kill some innocent people , just for fun !!
SDH..
Michael Bruhn <fra...@image.dk> skrev i artiklen
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> Coded message here. Ha ha. Hejsa, ville bare lige sende dig en hilsen, da
> du også bruger SpecTroMania, ikke sandt. Hej. Speccy forever.
>
>
Hej Michael.
SpecTroMania BBS, er det eneste BBS i Danmark , der er noget værd.
Alt andet er skrammel . Selv om de har mange gode Cracks...
De fleste af mine Snaps og Emuer er hentet på SpecTroMania , og dem
bruger jeg stadig. Alt i alt et godt BBS. men det er ikke blevet til så
meget
på det sidste , eftersom jeg er kommet på WWW. hvilket giver uanede
muligheder for at pleje min interresse for Speccy og Arnold.
Har du iøvrigt set mit nye kunststykke ??
Det kan sees på "Specrum most Wanted" hjemmeside , under "Game Maps"
(Det tog en helvedes tid at flikke sammen)
Jeg har iøvrigt bygget en god PC, af stumper jeg havde liggende, som kun
Bruges til Emu..
Først fandt jeg et bundkort med en 486sx 50 mhz. som jeg satte en
486dx2 66mhz i..
så fandt jeg en 486dx4 100 mhz. og satte den i. samt en 640 mb HD. 16mb.
ram , og et 4 spin CD drev. og direkte kabel til Min Pentium.En meget fin
PC .
til at kører Speccy stuff på ;-)
And to all you folks ,who dont understand Danish, Too Bad....
SDH.
sam_...@post11.tele.dk
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Hail to the Speccy..
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Blade Runner <*Blade.Runner*@*Virgin.Net*> skrev i artiklen
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> Guess what ?
> Your SUPPOSED to kill that slimy little git with your sword, but get the
> ring from him first.
> then walk around to get captured by goblins again.
I dont see why i have to walk around getting captured again?
You wanna tell me about it ???
Here is my solution to the FAQ , and it works...
Warning !! People who want to solve this for themselves , LEAVE NOW :-)
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Here it goes..
Gollum sayz "What has it got in its pockets ?"
Bilbo Sayz"Give me the ring"
Gollum takes the valuable golden ring
Wait
Time passes...
Gollum sayz "Which is the animal, that has four feet in the morning,
two feet at midday, and three in the evening?"
Bilbo sayz "The Man looking East"
Wait
Time passes...
Gollum drop the valuable golden ring
Wait
Time passes...
Gollum goes Southwest
Bilbo takes the ring.
If Mr. Bilbo want to kill him (why not, he deserves to die) he can follow
him and cleave his skull.
I prefer shooting , coz breaking the sword is sooo eeeasy!!
And then you are in trouble for sure , if the nasty goblin sneaks up
from your behind...
Thats all Folks!!
----------------------
Hail Speccy!!
SDH...
Blade Runner <*Blade.Runner*@*Virgin.Net*> skrev i artiklen
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> Guess what ?
> Your SUPPOSED to kill that slimy little git with your sword, but get the
> ring from him first.
> then walk around to get captured by goblins again.
I dont see why i have to walk around getting captured again?
You wanna tell me about it ???
Here is my solution to the FAQ , and it works...
WARNING !! People who want to solve this for themselves , LEAVE NOW :-)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------
Here it goes..
Gollum sayz "What has it got in its pockets ?"
Bilbo Sayz"Give me the ring"
Gollum takes the valuable golden ring
Wait
Time passes...
Gollum sayz "Which is the animal, that has four feet in the morning,
two feet at midday, and three in the evening?"
Bilbo sayz "The Man looking East"
Wait
Time passes...
Gollum drop the valuable golden ring
Wait
Time passes...
Gollum goes Southwest
Bilbo takes the ring.
If Mr. Bilbo wanna kill him (why not, the creap deserves to die) he can
Try speaking English for those who live in the more civilised world.
Why? Do you have problems reading or writing Danish? Funny I don't
have problems with English, which means that I can handle 2 languages,
3 German included. Is that because I live in a less civilised world :-)
Think about this!!
Some of the words You Folks use in your language to day
are words that the Danes taught you , thousand years ago,
when they paid England their vissits..(civilizing them??)
"Eng-Land"="Eng-Land" in Danish , do you know what an "Eng" is ??
"Eng" in Danish, it means "Moore" in UK-language..
"Moore-land",spooky...
"Kirk" as the say in Scotland means "Church",and "Kirke" to Danes..
Never saw one myself ..(There is only one Good, Sir Clive)
Your 'Inch' is a system Danes / Norwegians used , building
ther ships .. allmost a thousand yers ago,to Explore the World,
Not Allways Rape and Plunder, this is something Non-Danes
invented to scare them selves,"If you dont do this , those
vicious Vikings takes you away"
Who made Who civilized ??
-----------------
Some thing interresting...
1" = 1 Inch the size of your thum (UK)= 1 Tomme (DK) , 1 Foot(UK) = 1
Fod(DK)
1 Mile(UK)=1 Mil(DK) , 1 Ounce (UK)=1 Unse(DK)
This is all Wiking stuff !!
Speccy was born using Inches!!
As far as i know , your Empire was build using "Tommer and Fod"
Your still using it...
Does this make you more civilized ?
This is NOT a WAR Announcement , but only cool FACTS, if you wanna
check this out X-ref. your local Libary..
Dont E-mail me for this , this letter explains everything...
Cheers..
SDH
Do they? It certainly would make a mess if you tried both things at
the same time. :)
Nele
----
"Work is the curse of the drinking class."
(Oscar Wilde)
Ha Ha Ha Ha, sorry can't stop laughing, what a joke.
Hey, I think it's about time we stop this little war, and concentrate on
the main thing, which is the beloved Speccy. Peace on earth.
Brian White <Whi...@omen.net.au> Du skrev i artiklen noget om !
<351E7C...@omen.net.au>...
> Samo Dam-Hansen wrote:
>
> Every thing deleted to save bytes,
>
> If the danish is so superior and was used as a template for english then
> why isnt the international language danish instead of english ?
We cannot offer you any more , is seems you leaned enough!
The Danes won't share it no more..
We keep our language for our self now, like the rest of Skandinavia
allso have their proud and superp language..
The only reason English , became international was , they
had their Colonnies , Concoured Raped and Plundred , and forced Highly
cultured people to slavery , and 'Civilization ??' ,
I guess your right when you wrote:
> They say that english is the hardest language to learn if you are using
> any other language.
Because , forcing a entire nation , to learn 'Civilized' manners and
language sometimes has the opposite effect..
It is well known that 'The Brittish Empire' were quite unpopular , why ?
Example:
Last spring i was doing a job in Saudi, and the Folks there had a very
hostile attitude , the thought we were Brittish/American,because
our 'Pale Bullbous Eyes' Why ? Something about the Gulf War i guess.
Until we told them,that we came from Skandinavia ,that changed the
cool breeze!! Why ? Something about good lookin' bimbos , i guess !!
Thanks for Your time reading this..
Cincerely
SDH.
>1 Mile(UK)=1 Mil(DK)
Excuse me but "mile" came from the Latin. Quite possibly a lot of your
other stuff did as well but I can't be bothered to check.
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Before this is going out of line , Im pulling the plugg....
Give Ireland Back To The Irish
Don't Make Them Have To Take It Away
Give Ireland Back To The Irish
Make Ireland Irish Today
Great Britian You Are Tremendous
And Nobody Knows Like Me
But Really What Are You Doin'
In The Land Across The Sea
SDH.
Every thing deleted to save bytes,
If the danish is so superior and was used as a template for english then
why isnt the international language danish instead of english ?
They say that english is the hardest language to learn if you are using
any other language.
[...]
> Ha Ha Ha Ha, sorry can't stop laughing, what a joke.
>
> Hey, I think it's about time we stop this little war, and concentrate on
> the main thing, which is the beloved Speccy. Peace on earth.
Sorry, I haven't made myself clear enough. Your recommendation is
basically what I wanted to say :)
Cheers,
It is true that there are word from other languages that we pinched, but
that's the same for all countries isn't it?
What about the Greenlanders, you hypocritical child?
Will
PS Erm, I dug out my old copy of Legend this weekend (the big copy with
the book), so if anyone wants to know the controls or details of the
puzzles...best I could come up with, Spec-wise.
Im Born Greenlander my name Is from Greenland , "Samo"
and Yes , i know about the Danes and their Gennocide !!!
huh!
SDH
>They say that english is the hardest language to learn if you are using
>any other language.
No, that's just because the foreigners are more stupid, eh what?
Especially those damn Danes - huh, long hair and horned helmets? Let's
see them down a back alley in Glasgow on a Friday night agains me and my
mate Stanley....
;-)
GtB
A Brown <epa...@holyrood.ed.ac.uk> skrev i artiklen
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I have seen Glasgow , years ago , but forgot my helmet ..
Damn good beer that GUINNES ;)
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"The Greenlander" Samo Dam-Hansen
Born "Samo Isakson" in Umanaq County,Greenland 1964
28 Dec. at 8.45 pm
'Civilized' and deported to Denmark in 1972..
Forded to learn Danish/English/German lang. in scool..
[lots of Danish text snipped]
: >
: > And to all you folks ,who dont understand Danish, Too Bad....
: >
You have a problem with your attitude, do you? I had a mind to reply to
this post in Catalan. If your 10 Million language can go in this post, why
cannot mine? Well, I thought that perhaps I want everybody to understand
it. And I haven't got time for second translations. But at least you could
have posted a summary of 40 words!
: > SDH.
: > sam_...@post11.tele.dk
: > --------------------------------
: > Hail to the Speccy..
: >
: >
:
: Try speaking English for those who live in the more civilised world.
Well, you too have a problem with attitude. Living in the Mediterranean
coast, my country has been civilised for some two and a half milennia. I
cannot be very wrong by saying Australia has been civilised by two and a
half centuries.
Now, _more_ civilised doesn't mean _better_ so. You cannot ask people to
be civilised only if they speak English. Or any other language, for that
reason.
And as for the _better_ civilised world... well, that's a matter for
another post.
Alejandro Ramirez Flores - Long time I didn't see this newsgroup... Phew!
Lets be reasonable, send them down a back alley during a DAY in Glasgow
and see how they last.
Well, he was probably pumped full of that hype when he was at school,
you know, they place they go to get pumped full of political rubbish.
the real interesting learning comes from experience in the real world
(Except where the danes live) #:), that should rustle his horns.
> I have seen Glasgow , years ago , but forgot my helmet ..
> Damn good beer that GUINNES ;)
GUINNESS !
Hmmmm, 12:30 am and only 1 Irish pub open here in western australia.
(rings for cab). (no drinky drivey here, It makes the sober drivers
jealous)
>The Greenlander wrote:
>GUINNESS !
Sigh. Glasgow is in Scotland, GUINESS is from Ireland. They are two
completely different places. The Irish blow things up and kneecap you,
whereas the Scottish are much more friendly and will probably only slash
your face or break your nose with their head or something...
For more info on Scotland (not Ireland) please check:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/GonadoVision/visitors.htm
Anyway, in Scotland we have 80 shillings beer, and IPA and stuff like
that. The Irish are the ones that drink the Guinness. And the English
are the ones that drink the watered-down lager that tastes of cats piss.
Dunno what the Welsh drink - coal probably.
GtB
Ob. Speccy: Miner Willy was probably Welsh, what with being a miner and
everything, so if JSW is anything to go by, I guess the Welsh drink
everything, including levers and suchlike...Hmmmm
If I remember my History correctly, and it has been a long time, didn't
at least some of the Angles, Saxons and/or Jutes (sp?) come from Denmark?
I don't really care 'cos this weekend I went back to my parents house and
found my old 128K speccy. My 48K blew up through over use and I went without
any lunch for nearly a year saving up my dinner money so I could buy the 128K.
I took my 128K out of its, original, box and looked at it for a while. Then I
put it way carefully and looked at the box for a while then I put it back
where I found it. I can't wait until I go up there again.
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Mr Brown wrote:
> Sigh. Glasgow is in Scotland, GUINESS is from Ireland. They are two
> completely different places. The Irish blow things up and kneecap you,
> whereas the Scottish are much more friendly and will probably only slash
> your face or break your nose with their head or something...
Hmm.
I guess your right about it, you are perhaps more friendly ..
I remember some Scottish Folks tried to learn
me some scottish-language-stuff.
Some thing like this , but im not sure i remember it correctly!
"Its-a-bra-brecht-mun-licht-nicht-to-nicht.." , and they were laughing
their asses off ...
But no one punched my nose with their skull , what so ever ..
I all so remember i saw some Folks in White Shirts an Quilts with scary
knifes in their hoses , ballancing a big pole with both hands , an then
throwin'it into the next century , but i cant remember whats this called,
and somthing about throwing a sheep-belly with sheep-stuff in it, allso
into the next century...
Speccy-Stuff.
Any one knows about this game?
Someting about a paranoid bartender running between the tabels..
Later , he tries to hustle with some cans buy rotating them..
Im not sure its a Speccy game , it's maybe some CPC. stuff..
Please let me know, i have been looking for some time now..
SDH
> Speccy-Stuff.
> Any one knows about this game?
> Someting about a paranoid bartender running between the tabels..
> Later , he tries to hustle with some cans buy rotating them..
> Im not sure its a Speccy game , it's maybe some CPC. stuff..
> Please let me know, i have been looking for some time now..
Yep, that'll be Tapper. It was an arcade game and was converted
to the Speccy, CPC, and C64 by U.S. Gold.
The original arcade game's coming to the Playstation (yes, I know
MAME probably already runs it) along with Spy Hunter, Joust 2,
and a few others on the Midway collection.
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C Nonsense in BASIC 0:1
: knifes in their hoses , ballancing a big pole with both hands , an then
: throwin'it into the next century , but i cant remember whats this called,
Tossing the caber (or is it kaber?)
: and somthing about throwing a sheep-belly with sheep-stuff in it, allso
: into the next century...
Haggis throwing...
: Speccy-Stuff.
: Any one knows about this game?
: Someting about a paranoid bartender running between the tabels..
: Later , he tries to hustle with some cans buy rotating them..
: Im not sure its a Speccy game , it's maybe some CPC. stuff..
: Please let me know, i have been looking for some time now..
Could be Wacky Waiters by Imagine, for the VIC 20.
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>I all so remember i saw some Folks in White Shirts an Quilts with scary
>knifes in their hoses , ballancing a big pole with both hands , an then
>throwin'it into the next century , but i cant remember whats this called,
>and somthing about throwing a sheep-belly with sheep-stuff in it, allso
>into the next century...
Well, all Scottish people are mad transvestite barbarians.
Does anyone else have any other ridiculous xenophobic sweeping
generalisations?
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You're right!!
Now i remember had the Budweiser version for my CPC6128, not for my
good'ole Speccy.
I believe it was ment to the CPC464 , but i'd put it on a 3" disk. ;)
SDH.
>: and somthing about throwing a sheep-belly with sheep-stuff in it, allso
:>into the next century...
>Haggis throwing...
Does one eat the haggis after throwing it? And is this an important part
of its preperation? :) Hmm, and to get remotely on topic, was there indeed a
"Highland Games" game for the Speccy? Or Scottish cooking program, for that
matter...
V.S. Greene : kly...@aol.com : Boston, near Arkham...
"You are the greatest person in the world."-A fortune cookie I got.
>Haggis throwing...
Theese funny games that i saw took place in summer 1980,i cant remember
where
exactly , but I will find it out for you..
I remember i tasted the stuff , not the one they throwin'aroud with.
This was quite strong stuff , maybe to cover up the sheep-flavour.
And the Folks look'd like this ;)) watchin'me eating it..
But i can handle the stuff ,I have eaten things you don wanna know about,
back in Greenland..
In 1996 I was there for some repair-job , allso tasting the stuff, not that
i like it !
But i do like the 'Malt-stuff'
> "Highland Games" game for the Speccy? Or Scottish cooking program, for
that
> matter...
I heared about it , i think i have somthing in my Mags. iI m not sure..
SDH..
Tch.. I go away for a 2 day holiday, and I come back and you've people in,
and what look at the mess they've left - all this crap about
Scottish/English/Danish blah blah.
This is the last time you'll be left alone. From now on, you'll be staying
with your gran!
</nagging parent>
:-)
Gerard
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:>: and somthing about throwing a sheep-belly with sheep-stuff in it, allso
: :>into the next century...
:>Haggis throwing...
: Does one eat the haggis after throwing it? And is this an important part
: of its preperation? :)
No. IIRC, it started when men working on the other side of the river to
the village had their wives toss the haggis over so they could eat it for
lunch...
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>Tapper. Originally an arcade game by Bally Midway / Sega, it was
>available in two forms -- one with Budweiser cans and a more family-
>oriented one with root beer. It was converted to loads of 8bit machines
>in the 80s.
>Spectrum version was published by US Gold.
Sadly it was a pretty naff (the charcters overwrote each other)
conversion...still via MAME you can play the readl thing now.
Rob.
I'm gonna come round there and beat you up, and then eat your twitching
remains. Unfortunately, these garters are riding right into me nether
regions, and causing me to walk in a very undignified manner.. And as for
saying we're mad, well I'm as sane as any.... MOO!! FNUG! BEEP-BEEDYDEE
(Nurse! Fetch the knock-out gas! Ed)
>
> Does anyone else have any other ridiculous xenophobic sweeping
> generalisations?
Yes. See those brushes made in outer Mongolia? They're rubbish - hardly
pick up anything at all. Gettit? (Sigh. Yes, unfortunately. Ed)
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