In article <jmg6p0$8o7$
1...@dont-email.me>,
> As for purgatory, I'm not an expert; but as I understand it, 99.9% of
> people who find themselves in purgatory will end up in the bad place.
Excuse me? Look, I was in purgatory, I know. Very few people end up in
any bad place. The Gatekeeper is pathetically weak, easily fooled,
always going on about lurv and milk and kindness and fellow beings and
all that soppy goody goody stuff. The lodgers - all but me, see,
because I have integrity, see - made like they were meek and mild and
repentant and soooooorrrryyyy for soooo many daaaamn bloooooody
thiiiiings! So, most of these utter hypocrites managed to actually get
to heaven. I mean, for God's sake!
But not me. I really hated the idea. I told them, look, I don't want
to be with all those goofy goody goodies like Mother Theresa and I
certainly don't want to be with those utter flakes and fakes who
wangled themselves in. Send me to some proper evil place where the
folk wear their wicked hearts on their sleeves, where I can be among
my own kind, see?
However, after some enquiries, it turns out that various *false*
rumours about me had reached Hell and they were refusing me entry even
there. Can you believe that? Even there I am misunderstood and lied
about? Some of my enemies had very carefully lied to say I had some
good points and that was enough to bar me entry. Bastards and bitches!
So guess what? They needed to make room so they sent me to here on
earth, where there are all kinds and where it is difficult for a truly
evil thing like me to be among my own kind. I hate it here and suffer
badly.
> Just not today, or next week. But eventually. Just like trash storage.
I think you have your stats about purgatory wrong, Király.
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dorayme