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Alan Baker

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Nov 17, 2011, 9:00:37 PM11/17/11
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"I expected the Kindle Fire to be good for books, great for magazines
and newspapers, great for video, and good for apps and games.

In practice, itąs none of these. Granted, Iąve only spent two days with
it, so I canąt share any long-term impressions. But Iąm honestly
unlikely to have any, because this isnąt a device that makes me want to
use it more. And thatąs fatal."

<http://www.marco.org/2011/11/17/kindle-fire-review>

Enjoy, trolls!

Be sure to complain that this post is off-topic after ignoring positive
posts about other non-Apple tablets!

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"The iPhone doesn't have...
...well, since Edwin seems to have finally crawled away for good,
I guess I'll let him off the hook

MuahMan

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Nov 17, 2011, 9:48:12 PM11/17/11
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MuahMan

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Nov 17, 2011, 10:13:43 PM11/17/11
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"The Kindle Fire is a 7-inch tablet that links seamlessly with
Amazon's impressive collection of digital music, video, magazine, and
book services in one easy-to-use package. It boasts a great Web
browser, and its curated Android app store includes most of the big
must-have apps (such as Netflix, Pandora, and Hulu). The Fire has an
ultra-affordable price tag, and the screen quality is exceptional for
the price."

http://reviews.cnet.com/tablets/amazon-kindle-fire/4505-3126_7-35022491.html?tag=productCarousel;carouselOverviews

Redjak

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Nov 18, 2011, 11:56:40 AM11/18/11
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"MuahMan" wrote in message
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Do you get the idea that Luser Kiddy Diddler won't speak with us?

I warned you that we were clubbing the shit out of him a little too
often. Maybe if we get a second chance after he crawls out of the
tall weeds, we might let him win once or twice.

MuahMan

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Nov 18, 2011, 3:03:43 PM11/18/11
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On Nov 18, 11:56 am, "Redjak" <rjack...@frontiernet.net> wrote:
> "MuahMan"  wrote in message
>
> news:a40a3556-a1bb-4a3e...@q16g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
>
> >"The Kindle Fire is a 7-inch tablet that links seamlessly with
> >Amazon's impressive collection of digital music, video, magazine, and
> >book services in one easy-to-use package. It boasts a great Web
> >browser, and its curated Android app store includes most of the big
> >must-have apps (such as Netflix, Pandora, and Hulu). The Fire has an
> >ultra-affordable price tag, and the screen quality is exceptional for
> >the price."
> >http://reviews.cnet.com/tablets/amazon-kindle-fire/4505-3126_7-350224...
>
> Do you get the idea that Luser Kiddy Diddler won't speak with us?
>
> I warned you that we were clubbing the shit out of him a little  too
> often.  Maybe if we get a second chance after he crawls out of the
> tall weeds, we might let him win once or twice.

Heh. I've clubbed him and his boyfriend Sandman into submission.
Topping those two dullards was easy.

Lloyd Parsons

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Nov 18, 2011, 3:55:15 PM11/18/11
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In article
<edef649e-50e2-441e...@p1g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>,
LOL! You two morons are hilarious today!

--
Lloyd


Redjak

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Nov 18, 2011, 5:10:31 PM11/18/11
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"Lloyd Parsons" wrote in message
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If you were worth the effort, gramps, I would throw a few your way.
But the best I can do is a charity fuck for your GF. Now go gum your
oatmeal.

Lloyd Parsons

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Nov 18, 2011, 5:23:51 PM11/18/11
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In article <ja6l4l$mvv$1...@dont-email.me>,
You know, I asked the GF about you the other night. She said she was
willing to give you a BJ, but when she looked you had something like
that kind of looked like a dick, but much, much smaller....

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Lloyd


Redjak

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Nov 18, 2011, 5:31:05 PM11/18/11
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"Lloyd Parsons" wrote in message
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Yeah - she did say if it wasn't at least 10 inches long and 3 in
diameter, she considered it small.

I see you were waiting for my response with bated breath. Get a
fucking life.

Lloyd Parsons

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Nov 18, 2011, 7:28:41 PM11/18/11
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In article <ja6mb7$unt$1...@dont-email.me>,
Yep, I held my breath for the 2 hours before I came back here to see
what pinheaded response you'd have. Pretty much as expected.

--
Lloyd


Redjak

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Nov 19, 2011, 7:05:07 AM11/19/11
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"Lloyd Parsons" wrote in message
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Yeah - but you jumped right on my last response in eight minutes. Get
a fucking life.

-hh

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Nov 19, 2011, 9:24:39 AM11/19/11
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Lloyd Parsons <lloydpars...@mac.com> wrote:
>  "Redjak" <rjack...@frontiernet.net> wrote:
> > "Lloyd Parsons"  wrote:
> > >
> > >You know, I asked the GF about you the other night.  She said she was
> > >willing to give you a BJ, but when she looked you had something like
> > >that kind of looked like a dick, but much, much smaller....
>
> > Yeah - she did say if it wasn't at least 10 inches long and 3 in
> > diameter, she considered it small.
>
> Yep, I held my breath for the 2 hours before I came back here to see
> what pinheaded response you'd have.  Pretty much as expected.

But of course. Here, the funny part is that unforced pinheaded claim
allegedly from the GF is that in order to for him to "Measure Up" to
Lloyd, Red's tuber has to be pretty much the size of a wine
bottle :-)

No wonder that Red tries to compensate....


-hh

Redjak

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Nov 19, 2011, 9:59:15 AM11/19/11
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"-hh" wrote in message
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I find it interesting that you closet homos are so interested in my
dick. I thought you towelheads couldn't eat pork, Hadeel?



-hh

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Nov 19, 2011, 10:28:57 AM11/19/11
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Sorry, but even your attempts at insults ... "Don't Measure Up" :-)


-hh

Redjak

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Nov 19, 2011, 11:22:04 AM11/19/11
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"-hh" wrote in message
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"Measure up"? So you like big, fat ones, Hadeel?


"Hadeel" - a woman's name. It means "coos like a dove", obviously
when looking at dick.



MuahMan

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Nov 19, 2011, 1:56:47 PM11/19/11
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Is this guy really a camel jockey 7/11 worker sand nigger?

Redjak

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Nov 19, 2011, 5:55:33 PM11/19/11
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"MuahMan" wrote in message
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Looks like it. He always had an interest in cock. He used to post
homo erotic stuff under the nick of "cc", until he stupidly forgot to
switch IP addresses. His pic is a tipoff.

http://s1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee397/Jaybirdsong/

Steve Carroll

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Nov 19, 2011, 6:49:35 PM11/19/11
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