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Gary
Jun 15, 2013, 2:11:50 PM6/15/13
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After reading the trolls panic stricken put downs of Apple's new
products i felt it best to remind everyone of the 7 stages of troll
grief:
1. Predict failure of new Apple product
2. Attribute early success of new Apple product to rabid fanbois
affected by the reality distortion field
3. Attribute longer term success of product to stupidity of consumers
4. Purchase previously scorned product for stupid relatives so they
stop bothering you to help support the open source version of Apple
product sold by Super Lucky Technology Extreme Inc. that you convinced
them to buy
5. Purchase previously scorned product for yourself just to see what
all the fuss is about
6. Admit that you now own and use the product, but complain about the
product’s lack of SD card slot on random Internet forum
7. Forget prior criticism of product, claim that it was revolutionary
and an example of how Apple used to be really innovative, but has now
lost its edge
Together, we can help them come to terms with Apple's inovation and dominance.
products i felt it best to remind everyone of the 7 stages of troll
grief:
1. Predict failure of new Apple product
2. Attribute early success of new Apple product to rabid fanbois
affected by the reality distortion field
3. Attribute longer term success of product to stupidity of consumers
4. Purchase previously scorned product for stupid relatives so they
stop bothering you to help support the open source version of Apple
product sold by Super Lucky Technology Extreme Inc. that you convinced
them to buy
5. Purchase previously scorned product for yourself just to see what
all the fuss is about
6. Admit that you now own and use the product, but complain about the
product’s lack of SD card slot on random Internet forum
7. Forget prior criticism of product, claim that it was revolutionary
and an example of how Apple used to be really innovative, but has now
lost its edge
Together, we can help them come to terms with Apple's inovation and dominance.
Sandman
Jun 16, 2013, 3:45:45 PM6/16/13
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