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YOU WILL BE ARRESTED SOON

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Citizen Rob

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Nov 23, 2009, 8:15:28 AM11/23/09
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A warrant has been issued for your arrest.
You will be taken into custody.
You will be charged with your crimes.
You will be indited for your crimes.
You will appear in a court of law to answer for your crimes.
You will be found guilty of your crimes.
You will be given a sentence of death.
You are under watch. You will not escape.
Settle your affairs.

Peter Köhlmann

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Nov 23, 2009, 8:18:09 AM11/23/09
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Citizen Rob wrote:

Interesting. Any time one thinks that we have already seen the dumbest
poster imaginable, up pops another proving you wrong
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Justin

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Nov 23, 2009, 2:01:19 PM11/23/09
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once upon a midnight dreary,
while i pr0n surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of "hot sex slaves galore".

While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
Suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning,
Mourning for my dear amour.

"'Tis not possible!", I pleaded,
But my browser, so conceited,
Remained blank, I then repeated,
Just a blank and nothing more.

With a scream, I was defeated,
For my cookies were deleted,
So i begged, no longer seated,
"Give me back my free hardcore!"

Then, in answer to my query,
Through the net I loved so dearly,
Came its answer, dark and dreary:
Quoth the server, "404"

Mayor Of R'lyeh

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Nov 23, 2009, 3:01:43 PM11/23/09
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Does your mom know you found the key to the liquor cabinet again?

Don Zeigler

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Nov 23, 2009, 7:20:16 PM11/23/09
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Citizen Rob wrote:

Both gals said they were 18, I swear!

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Regards,
Don Zeigler
Owner/proprietor, Trollus Amongus, LLC

...Yes, you're right. Unfortunately, I don't really care.

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