"Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary processor"
Jim Conner
In article <5ncvjm$ph3$1...@nntp2.ba.best.com>, je...@jimbrooks.org (Jenny
McCarthy) wrote:
> "Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary
processor"
First DEC, now aliens. Don't these guys have any originality *at all*?
Jim Conner
j...@mindspring.com
Patrick McKinnion
> "Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary
> processor"
Guess the stuff they stole from DEC wasn't advanced enough, eh ?
> Area 51, Nellis AFB, Nevada
According to a recent magazine article, (I think it was in Popular
Science, but with could have been Popular Mechcanics), Area 51, aka
"Dreamland" is no longer doing black-budget type work. At any rate,
there's no proof, (outside of Lazar and "Independence Day"), that Area 51
ever had any UFOs.
> By Jim Brooks
Who either a) is pulling everyone's leg, or b) actually believes this,
and is therefore several guppies short of an aquarium.
- Patrick McKinnion
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Jenny McCarthy
"Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary processor"
June 6, 1997, 5:55 p.m. PST
Documents declassified by the Freedom of Information Act that
was passed by Congress, and supporting testimony from Bob Lazar,
have revealed that Intel Corporation has spent the last
several years examining alien technology and has now been able
to use it build a microprocessor that is considered to be
several centuries ahead of its time.
Bob Lazar, a physicist and computer expert (who is one of
the few individuals in the world to own a mainframe computer),
was responsible for back-engineering a captured flying saucer
which crashed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 and was moved to,
and studied ever since, in Nellis AFB, Nevada, in a facility
known as "Area 51". As he examined the alien craft,
he realized it had an on-board computer whose processor
design was something that no human computer scientist
could ever conceive. However, Bob was primarily interested
in the physics of the anti-matter propulsion system, so he
deferred the examination of the computer system over to,
as he put it, "leading computer engineers from Santa Clara."
Go figure.
The most intriguing characteristic of the alien processor
is that it isn't an electrical device; rather is it
fabricated from organic substances with genetic material
which allows the processor to continually adapt itself
to new problems and it can evolve in order to avoid becoming
obsolete. By contrast, when humans design a processor,
the design has many trade-offs, is limited by the current
semiconductor technology, invariably has bugs which can't be repaired,
and is doomed to become obsolete.
Intel hopes to use the alien technology to build a revolutionary
processor that will forever change computing, code-named "Mutant".
Just as no two people ever had identical Cabbage Patch Dolls (tm),
no two people will ever have identical Mutant processors after
using them, because the processor will adapt itself to the needs
of the user. Similar to how nature molds a lion into a perfect
top predator after millions of years of evolution on the African
savannah, the organic substance in the processor will begin
to gradually evolve on-the-fly into a more advanced processor
that is optimally suited to the applications the user is running.
For example, if a Mutant system was first used for parallel integer
computations, its cells will begin cloning into multiple integer processors.
Then if the Mutant system is used only for sequential floating-point
computations, the old cells of the no longer needed clones will die
and be recycled into a single pipelined floating-point processor.
Copyright 1997 Jim Brooks. All rights reserved.
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Jenny McCarthy <je...@jimbrooks.org> wrote:
>"Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary
>processor"
Actually, it is alleged that they used stolen Digital technology.
-arun gupta
Dave Bethke
Jenny McCarthy wrote:
>
> Bob Lazar, a physicist and computer expert (who is one of
> the few individuals in the world to own a mainframe computer),
> was responsible for back-engineering a captured flying saucer
> which crashed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 and was moved to,
> and studied ever since, in Nellis AFB, Nevada, in a facility
> known as "Area 51".
Not only do you use a highly un-reliable source, you completely turn
around what he says. Lazar spokesman Gene Huff says, "Lazar's story has
nothing to do with Roswell as Lazar did not work on crash retrievals."
See
http://xp6.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?recnum=13684190&server=db96q5&CONTEXT=865775798.2727&hitnum=0
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>
> > "Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary
> processor"
>
>
> Jim Conner
> j...@mindspring.com
Ahh..those aren't clean-room suits..they're space suits!!!
Well, at least that notorious alien-idea thief, Bill Gates, still
appreciates money and lakefront homes.
Steve Ebener
Patrick McKinnion <Pat...@pacbell.net> wrote:
> > By Jim Brooks
>
> Who either a) is pulling everyone's leg, or b) actually believes this,
> and is therefore several guppies short of an aquarium.
I prefer "one tree short of a hammock". (from King of the Hill)
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In article <PatMcK-0706...@ppp-206-170-125-175.sndg02.pacbell.net>,
Pat...@pacbell.net says...
>(..Jim Brooks) Who either a) is pulling everyone's leg...
yup. Seems like Satire(tm) to me...
Good stuff, though.
dom/
Rune Boersjoe
Steve Ebener wrote:
>
> Patrick McKinnion <Pat...@pacbell.net> wrote:
>
> > > By Jim Brooks
> >
> > Who either a) is pulling everyone's leg, or b) actually believes this,
> > and is therefore several guppies short of an aquarium.
>
> I prefer "one tree short of a hammock". (from King of the Hill)
Or a few fries short of a happy meal :)
Martin Murillo
Jenny McCarthy (je...@jimbrooks.org) wrote:
: "Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary processor"
: By Jim Brooks
: June 6, 1997, 5:55 p.m. PST
: Documents declassified by the Freedom of Information Act that
: was passed by Congress, and supporting testimony from Bob Lazar,
:
:
:
: and be recycled into a single pipelined floating-point processor.
: Copyright 1997 Jim Brooks. All rights reserved.
: --
: Jenny
I know what comes next: Aliens will sue Intel for using their
technology.
Also AMD will have to figure out by themselves how to get the
same 'output' from the black box; what a job!; I think this
is the hardest and most challenging job of all!.
MJM
Jonathan Kirwan
On Mon, 9 Jun 1997 12:55:28 -0700, grey...@continet.com (Steve
Ebener) may have written:
>Patrick McKinnion <Pat...@pacbell.net> wrote:
>
>> > By Jim Brooks
>>
>> Who either a) is pulling everyone's leg, or b) actually believes this,
>> and is therefore several guppies short of an aquarium.
>
> I prefer "one tree short of a hammock". (from King of the Hill)
Or "a brick short of a full load."
To vary the pattern slightly, how about, "only one oar in the
water." I like the imagery of that one.
Jon
P.S. If enough of these goodies appear here, I'll put together
the definitive collection of one-liner phrases for daffy nutheads
and make a million.
Charles Bouldin
In article <5nkkc0$f...@cwis.isu.edu>, mar...@riccati.isu.edu (Martin
Murillo) wrote:
> I know what comes next: Aliens will sue Intel for using their
> technology.
But then Intel will obnoxiously counter-sue and threaten to cut off their
supply of Pentia...the aliens then immediately fold.
Are these the same aliens that were in "Independence Day"? It would warm
my heart to know that the captured alien technology was the same one
destroyed by an Apple computer.
Simon Hosie
Jenny McCarthy:
> "Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary processor"
> Area 51, Nellis AFB, Nevada
> By Jim Brooks
> June 6, 1997, 5:55 p.m. PST
>
> to new problems and it can evolve in order to avoid becoming
>
> Intel hopes to use the alien technology to build a revolutionary
> processor that will forever change computing, code-named "Mutant".
Aha! This posting isn't true at all, is it? Intel would never try to
sell us something that could avoid becoming obsolete.
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Jim Brooks
In <5nfk06$38...@elmo.cadvision.com>, ha...@cadvision.com (John W Hall) writes:
>I assumed the original post was utter crapola, so deleted it.
>Then I picked up the June issue of Scientific American, which has an
>article on 'reconfigurable' processors. These use well-understood
>technology, but can reconfigure themselves to better fit changing
>tasks, by switching conenctions between gates.
>
>
>John Hall / Digital Magic <Digita...@cadvision.com>
>"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" (Arthur C. Clarke)
>
According to rumors, PLDs (Programmable Logic Devices) and FPGAs
(Field Programmable Gate Arrays) were some of the inventions that
resulted from early attempts to use Terran semiconductor technology
to mimic the mutatibility of the alien processor. Although it became
clear they couldn't be used to build an alien processor, the PLDs and
FPGAs had immediate practical non-military applications, so the
military decided to allow PLD/FPGA technology to be released from
the Area 51 labs. Supposedly some of the scientists were allowed
to startup a company named Xilinx which builds FPGAs.
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In <339B30...@world.std.com>, "Terry C. Shannon" <sha...@world.std.com> writes:
>Stormlord wrote:
>>
>> On Sun, 8 Jun 1997 02:16:20 GMT, Jesse Jensen <je...@uchicago.edu>
>> wrote:
>>
>> "Alien" could be interpreted as strange/foreign/outsider-... in this
>> case referring to DEC ;-)
>
>No doubt! I live about 10 miles from Hudson, MA (fondly referred to as
>"AREA 495" or "Nellis East" hereabouts) and I frequently see the saucers
>making their approaches to FAB-6, home of the best-kept microprocessor
>secret in the industry.
>
>Terry Shannon
>Publisher, Shannon Knows DEC
>Who actually used to live in Roswell, NM
>
>http://www.hrgresearch.com
Intel is highly secretive and has a very tight security system. Intel's
security is so tight that employee's belongings are searched by a
security guard for sensitive information before they can leave for home.
(The only tighter security system I have ever seen was in a GE plant
in Clearwater, Florida which used to make nuclear warheads.)
I don't know of any other semiconductor company who goes to such lengths.
Evidently Intel wants to keep some things hidden...
Patrik Fagard
On 11 Jun 1997 05:19:14 +1200, gum...@die.spammers.you.suck (Simon
Hosie) wrote:
>Jenny McCarthy:
>> "Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary processor"
>> Area 51, Nellis AFB, Nevada
>> By Jim Brooks
>> June 6, 1997, 5:55 p.m. PST
>>
>> ... which allows the processor to continually adapt itself
>> to new problems and it can evolve in order to avoid becoming
>> obsolete. ...
>>
>> Intel hopes to use the alien technology to build a revolutionary
>> processor that will forever change computing, code-named "Mutant".
>
> Aha! This posting isn't true at all, is it? Intel would never try to
>sell us something that could avoid becoming obsolete.
Why not, there are enough alien colonies out there with beter
technologies to steal from, it's just a question of making sure they
crash on this planet. And the computer industry has enough experience
when it comes to things like crashes.
Greetings,
Patrik
PIGEON Steven
Jenny McCarthy (je...@jimbrooks.org) wrote:
: "Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary processor"
: Area 51, Nellis AFB, Nevada
: By Jim Brooks
: June 6, 1997, 5:55 p.m. PST
: was passed by Congress, and supporting testimony from Bob Lazar,
: several years examining alien technology and has now been able
: to use it build a microprocessor that is considered to be
: several centuries ahead of its time.
No wonders the U.F.O crashed! A faulty Pentium and windows 95!
I wonder if it said "General Protection Fault" before the warp
drive went off...
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Paul DeMone
Jim Brooks wrote:
[snip]
>
> Intel is highly secretive and has a very tight security system. Intel's
> security is so tight that employee's belongings are searched by a
> security guard for sensitive information before they can leave for home.
> (The only tighter security system I have ever seen was in a GE plant
> in Clearwater, Florida which used to make nuclear warheads.)
> I don't know of any other semiconductor company who goes to such lengths.
> Evidently Intel wants to keep some things hidden...
I once visited a Motorola facility in Tempe Arizona where *everyone* had
their bags/briefcase searched going in and going out. A Mot engineer told
me that security people would routinely sweep the building and anyone who
left their workstation unattended however briefly without logging out or
locking the screen would be reprimanded the first time and fired the second.
>
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Simon Hosie
Jonathan Kirwan:
> Or "a brick short of a full load."
>
> To vary the pattern slightly, how about, "only one oar in the
> water." I like the imagery of that one.
>
> the definitive collection of one-liner phrases for daffy nutheads
> and make a million.
Too late. I saw somebody in alt.usage.english trying to build a
collection sometime last year. They did quite well for themselves from
a.u.e contributions alone.
km...@csc.canterbury.ac.nz
On 8 Jun 1997 at...@kcopsrm.tm.tta.moc-mirror wrote:
> Jenny McCarthy <je...@jimbrooks.org> wrote:
> >"Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary
> >processor"
>
> Actually, it is alleged that they used stolen Digital technology.
>
> -arun gupta
>
Damn it! I knew those aliens got that technology from Earth.
We're gonna have to fight back, lawsuits all round I say.
KMC -= The happy alien =-
Walter
So that's how Jeff Goldblum got the virus working in ID4 -
the alien's processor was backwards-compatible! :)
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Jonathan Kirwan
On Wed, 11 Jun 1997 17:03:12 -0700, hand...@apple.com (Maynard
Handley) may have written:
>In article <5nkutd$d7s$1...@nntp2.ba.best.com>, j...@jimbrooks.org (Jim
>Brooks) wrote:
>>
>> Intel is highly secretive and has a very tight security system. Intel's
>> security is so tight that employee's belongings are searched by a
>> security guard for sensitive information before they can leave for home.
>> (The only tighter security system I have ever seen was in a GE plant
>> in Clearwater, Florida which used to make nuclear warheads.)
>> I don't know of any other semiconductor company who goes to such lengths.
>> Evidently Intel wants to keep some things hidden...
>>
>
>Easy to claim. Anyone want to back this claim up. It strikes me as
>somewhat unlikely. Does Intel have no systems connected to the internet?
>Do those security guards look through every Jaz drive or CD you take out
>the place?
>If someone wants to take something, why don't they just stick the file on
>a CD and call it "Anna.jpg" or something?
Well, I've been in and out of Intel plants, here in Oregon and in
California during this last year, and I've spent several years
going through security at Lockheed in Burbank.
Intel does search your bags and anything you carry out. They're
pretty nice about it, though. They are supposed to look for
wafers, chips, anything electronic or photographic. They don't
look in your pockets or do cavity checks, though! Lots of times,
they just do a very cursory look. I've never been patted down at
Intel, for example.
Lockheed was a bit tighter, for me (though I know the security
practice depends a lot on just where you are and what you are
doing.) No floppies could go out. No hard disks could go out.
(Well, they could, but only if they were permitted to completely
destroy them.) Portables had to have a permit which took a lot to
get (Intel requires a simple permit to get). Electronic
calculators were checked for operation. Everything you carried
was searched, always and completely. Pockets emptied, on
occasion.
There were a lot of similarities, on the surface, between their
security systems, but Lockheed was a lot harder to get exceptions
from. More signatures, a closer examination, justifications, etc.
Jon
(Oh, Intel used to require everyone arriving more than 5 minutes
late to sign a "late sheet" to gain entry. They would remove this
sign in sheet at about 9am, on the belief that anyone coming in
after that had already been in and was returning from a trip
somewhere. They changed this about 10 years ago. I think I know
a few reasons why, but I'm not in a position to be sure.)
B.MacDonald
In article <handleym-110...@handma.apple.com>, Maynard Handley
<hand...@apple.com> writes
>It strikes me as
>somewhat unlikely. Does Intel have no systems connected to the internet?
>Do those security guards look through every Jaz drive or CD you take out
>the place?
>If someone wants to take something, why don't they just stick the file on
>a CD and call it "Anna.jpg" or something?
>
information have tight restrictions on the introduction or removal of
any recordable medium. It's not unusual. In fact in a competetive
industry where billions are at stake, it would be an irresponsible risk
to the investment of shareholders and the jobs of employees, to do
anything less. Where I work, we must leave any such material at the
guard point. It is subsequently scanned by IT security specialists. The
contents are then copied to specially colored and numbered accountable
diskettes which you must sign for and are held responsible for. The
original is never brought into the site itself. The process is reversed
for any material going out.
I have also worked in places where there have been additional
prohibitions on pocket organizers, walkmen, programmable calculators and
portable phones.
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Peter Hayes
In article <5nlvb3$c...@epervier.CC.UMontreal.CA>, PIGEON Steven
<pig...@JSP.UMontreal.CA> writes
>Jenny McCarthy (je...@jimbrooks.org) wrote:
>: "Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary
>processor"
>: By Jim Brooks
>: June 6, 1997, 5:55 p.m. PST
>:
>: Documents declassified by the Freedom of Information Act that
>: was passed by Congress, and supporting testimony from Bob Lazar,
>: have revealed that Intel Corporation has spent the last
>: several years examining alien technology and has now been able
>: to use it build a microprocessor that is considered to be
>: several centuries ahead of its time.
>
>No wonders the U.F.O crashed! A faulty Pentium and windows 95!
>I wonder if it said "General Protection Fault" before the warp
>drive went off...
>
I wonder if this witty and entertaining thread would have been banned if
c.l.a.x86 had been moderated?
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pascal nicolas
at...@kcopsrm.tm.tta.moc-mirror, each, word wrote:
>
> Jenny McCarthy <je...@jimbrooks.org> wrote:
> >"Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary
> >processor"
>
>
> -arun gupta
HAL
On 8 Jun 1997 03:17:49 GMT, at...@kcopsrm.tm.tta.moc-mirror each word
wrote:
>Jenny McCarthy <je...@jimbrooks.org> wrote:
>>"Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary
>>processor"
>
>Actually, it is alleged that they used stolen Digital technology.
What a bunch of crap. Microcircuits were invented by intel because of
the demand for more compact electronic equipment. Organisations such
as NASA really pushed this development during the moon shots.
Transistors have been around for yonks, it was no big deal to etch
them (and other components) in silicon once the idea was hatched.
Lets face it - the transistor was THE major breakthrough, without them
microcircuits would not be feasible. Intel was not even a glint in
Andy's eye when they were invented. Valves came before that, with the
worlds first real computer (ENIAC), again nothing to do with intel.
The aliens would have to pretty dumb to use those power-hungry
high-voltage suckers!
Anyway, please explain why the "aliens" only gave us chips. How come
they didn't give us their space-ship technology? You should email Andy
baby about it, and get him to ask them next time they visit. :-)
HAL
"I assume god does not exist." - Scott Nudds
"One day we may discover the earth is painted on he back of a turtle." - Scott Nudds
"The requirement that assembler syntax correspond with the instruction set of
the target processor is an indication of a closed mind." - Scott Nudds
Osmo Ronkanen
In article <5nkkc0$f...@cwis.isu.edu>,
Martin Murillo <mar...@riccati.isu.edu> wrote:
>Jenny McCarthy (je...@jimbrooks.org) wrote:
>: "Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary processor"
>: By Jim Brooks
>: June 6, 1997, 5:55 p.m. PST
>
>: Documents declassified by the Freedom of Information Act that
>: was passed by Congress, and supporting testimony from Bob Lazar,
> :
> :
>: and be recycled into a single pipelined floating-point processor.
>
>: Copyright 1997 Jim Brooks. All rights reserved.
>
>: --
>: Jenny
>
>technology.
Yeah and they reach an agreement after the aliens have taken over the
bodies of the Intel representatives. :-)
>Also AMD will have to figure out by themselves how to get the
>same 'output' from the black box; what a job!; I think this
>is the hardest and most challenging job of all!.
>
Well of course Aliens could start manufacturing their own copies of the
processors. "Alien inside!"
Osmo
Joe Ragosta
In article <33a09faa.9006572@newshost>, HAL...@dynamite.com.au (HAL) wrote:
> On 8 Jun 1997 03:17:49 GMT, at...@kcopsrm.tm.tta.moc-mirror each word
> wrote:
>
> >Jenny McCarthy <je...@jimbrooks.org> wrote:
> >>"Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary
> >>processor"
> >
> >Actually, it is alleged that they used stolen Digital technology.
>
> What a bunch of crap. Microcircuits were invented by intel because of
> the demand for more compact electronic equipment. Organisations such
> as NASA really pushed this development during the moon shots.
> Transistors have been around for yonks, it was no big deal to etch
> them (and other components) in silicon once the idea was hatched.
Actually, it's _not_ a bunch of crap. Whether Intel invented the
microcircuit or not is irrelevant (actually, didn't TI claim that? And
wasn't there some individual inventor that had an even earlier claim?)
Digital had some patents on microprocessor technology. Not _all_ technology
is covered obviously--just the things that Digital claims in the patents.
And Digital _does_ claim that Intel stole their technology. So atpug is
correct.
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each word
HAL <HAL...@dynamite.com.au> wrote:
>On 8 Jun 1997 03:17:49 GMT, at...@kcopsrm.tm.tta.moc-mirror each word
>wrote:
>
>>Jenny McCarthy <je...@jimbrooks.org> wrote:
>>>"Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary
>>>processor"
>>
>>Actually, it is alleged that they used stolen Digital technology.
>What a bunch of crap. Microcircuits were invented by intel because of
<rant snipped>
Well, Intel would love you to be the judge in the case that
Digital has filed against them.
-arun gupta
Larry Deering
HAL wrote:
>
> On 8 Jun 1997 03:17:49 GMT, at...@kcopsrm.tm.tta.moc-mirror each word
> wrote:
>
> >Jenny McCarthy <je...@jimbrooks.org> wrote:
> >>"Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary
> The aliens would have to pretty dumb to use those power-hungry
> high-voltage suckers!
>
> Anyway, please explain why the "aliens" only gave us chips. How come
> they didn't give us their space-ship technology? You should email Andy
> baby about it, and get him to ask them next time they visit. :-)
>
The reason the UFO crashed was the operating system locked up. The
"aliens" rebooted at too low an altitude for the registry to be restored. Of
course the system was of no use until some guy named Bill picked the lock
on the Area 51 gate, and downloaded "s6uim." He re-wrote the name upside
down, and sold millions on little CD-ROM saucers!
Larry, W2GL
Patrik Fagard
>Well, Intel would love you to be the judge in the case that
>Digital has filed against them.
>
I wonder, will there be any Aliens in the jury aswell?
Greetings,
Patrik
Tim
Simon Hosie wrote in article <5nk2ai$k...@airdmhor.gen.nz>...
>Jenny McCarthy:
>> "Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary
processor"
>> By Jim Brooks
>> June 6, 1997, 5:55 p.m. PST
>>
>> to new problems and it can evolve in order to avoid becoming
>> obsolete. ...
>>
>> Intel hopes to use the alien technology to build a revolutionary
>> processor that will forever change computing, code-named "Mutant".
>
> Aha! This posting isn't true at all, is it? Intel would never try to
>sell us something that could avoid becoming obsolete.
He is partly right. Intel does have a processor that can mutate. The
exception is that when it mutates, it becomes exponentially less powerful
so it must be replaced quite often
Simon Hosie
Someone:
> Well, Intel would love you to be the judge in the case that
> Digital has filed against them.
Patrik Fagard:
> I wonder, will there be any Aliens in the jury aswell?
There had better not be, they'll be biased.
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HAL <HAL...@dynamite.com.au> wrote:
> On 8 Jun 1997 03:17:49 GMT, at...@kcopsrm.tm.tta.moc-mirror each word
> wrote:
>
> >Jenny McCarthy <je...@jimbrooks.org> wrote:
> >>"Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary
> >>processor"
> >
> >Actually, it is alleged that they used stolen Digital technology.
>
> What a bunch of crap. Microcircuits were invented by intel because of
> the demand for more compact electronic equipment. Organisations such
> as NASA really pushed this development during the moon shots.
> Transistors have been around for yonks, it was no big deal to etch
> them (and other components) in silicon once the idea was hatched.
>
Which isn't quite how the bloke at Texas Instruments saw it when he
developed the world's first integrated circuit.
What Intel did do was sell the world's first microprocessor; I've not
yet found out whether they acquired the design, or came up with it
themselves.
AFAIK, integrated circuits weren't much used in the Apollo program
because of the problems from radiation damage, which discrete
transistors are *much* better at dealing with (because they're bigger).
> Lets face it - the transistor was THE major breakthrough, without them
> microcircuits would not be feasible.
Not entirely - solid-state valves exist, and you can build resistors,
capacitors, and inductors on silicon. And it was the bipolar junction
transistor developed at Bell Labs in 1948 that was the breakthrough; the
earlier invention of the FET (by a German in 1930 something) was
completely ignored.
> Intel was not even a glint in
> Andy's eye when they were invented. Valves came before that, with the
> worlds first real computer (ENIAC), again nothing to do with intel.
The world's first general purpose digital electronic computer was the
Manchester Mark I; Eniac wasn't terribly general-purpose, more of an
over-sized pocket calculator (and anyway built after the equally
powerful Colossus code-breaker at Bletchly Park). Computers had often
been built before Eniac, but none of them were fully electronic.
> The aliens would have to pretty dumb to use those power-hungry
> high-voltage suckers!
Depends on what you want to do: the USSR fitted valves to its aeroplanes
in the 1960s, and the US thought they were dumb, until they realised the
the Soviet planes would keep flying after a nuclear bomb had gone off
nearby, but the US planes would find themselves without any electronics
at all...
Rowland.
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Neither can I.
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In article <5ntt5k$p...@airdmhor.gen.nz>, gumboot@localhost (Simon Hosie) wrote:
> Someone:
> > Well, Intel would love you to be the judge in the case that
> > Digital has filed against them.
>
> Patrik Fagard:
> > I wonder, will there be any Aliens in the jury aswell?
>
> There had better not be, they'll be biased.
But you're entitled to a jury of your peers. If it's alien technology, that
presumably means that at least some aliens should be included.
Of course, you have to be a U.S. citizen to serve on a jury (IIRC), so
they'll have a problem.
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In article <33a04a06...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
jki...@ixix.netcomnetcom.comcom wrote:
| On Wed, 11 Jun 1997 17:03:12 -0700, hand...@apple.com (Maynard
| Handley) may have written:
|
| >In article <5nkutd$d7s$1...@nntp2.ba.best.com>, j...@jimbrooks.org (Jim
| >Brooks) wrote:
| Well, I've been in and out of Intel plants, here in Oregon and in
| California during this last year, and I've spent several years
| going through security at Lockheed in Burbank.
|
| Intel does search your bags and anything you carry out.
:
:
:
| Lockheed was a bit tighter, for me (though I know the security
| practice depends a lot on just where you are and what you are
| doing.) No floppies could go out. No hard disks could go out.
| (Well, they could, but only if they were permitted to completely
| destroy them.) Portables had to have a permit which took a lot to
| get (Intel requires a simple permit to get). Electronic
| calculators were checked for operation. Everything you carried
| was searched, always and completely. Pockets emptied, on
| occasion.
Most large companies I have worked/consulted with in the past have similar
practices.
The real reason for the policy of searching everyone's possessions is to
prevent claims of selective enforcement from individuals that are under
investigation by internal security. In other words, everyone must endure
the searches just in case they want to really search some suspect more
closely.
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Aron
No no no, the Apple didnt kill the alien computer, a virus did!
PIGEON Steven
: >I wonder if it said "General Protection Fault" before the warp
: <snip>
:
: I wonder if this witty and entertaining thread would have been banned if
: c.l.a.x86 had been moderated?
: --
: Peter Hayes
I sure wish it would! No matter which group you're in, there's
always a couple o' weirdos that post alien, god or other reli-
gious nonsense.
And I must admit I'm rather rattled by people who basically
claim that humans are not intelligent enough to invent tech-
nology themselves: they have to steal from alien technology.
Hey, but then again, how can we blame them? They're not smart
enough to figure out the technology themselves, so they
figure that no one else can: therefore, it must be alien tech.
: Anyone disagreeing with me is pushing their sad religion.
hmm!
Petri Holopainen
PIGEON Steven wrote:
> And I must admit I'm rather rattled by people who basically
> claim that humans are not intelligent enough to invent tech-
> nology themselves: they have to steal from alien technology.
>
This thread is great! Now people are starting to take it
seriously. Could this really develope in to a conspiracy
theory? Perhaps someone will set up a web site about the
alien technology cover up at Intel...
fiorano
On Mon, 9 Jun 1997, Bill & Lisa wrote:
> Jim Conner wrote:
> >
> > In article <5ncvjm$ph3$1...@nntp2.ba.best.com>, je...@jimbrooks.org (Jenny
> > McCarthy) wrote:
> >
> > > "Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary
> > processor"
> >
> > First DEC, now aliens. Don't these guys have any originality *at all*?
> >
> > Jim Conner
> > j...@mindspring.com
>
> Ahh..those aren't clean-room suits..they're space suits!!!
>
> Well, at least that notorious alien-idea thief, Bill Gates, still
> appreciates money and lakefront homes.
>
>
who knows? Maybe Bill Gates is an Alien...he sure looks like one...and
he always dress on grey :)
Paulo
Aron
It did happen, I agree, watered down technology from someone else. Given to
the people of earth a bit at a time to make us pay again and again to make
the fat cats at the top of the capitalist empire get richer and richer so
that eventually they get global control...but what they don't realise is
that once that happens the Greys will take full control from them.
This is a copy of an Email I sent around to American government branches
and published in newsgroups. I ask you not to accept or reject anything you
read and also take note that this information is from a very strong and
reliable source. Read it, force yourself to read it all and then put
together what you can in your own mind.
Dear ######,
I guess it won't matter to you that I know the truth. After all you guys
think your'e so powerful infront of us little people. Well I'm not little
and my sources of info are much higher than yours. From what I have found
out I put together a little synopsis. Its brief in parts but at least
you'll know I got you where it hurts.
History and Future.
I'm not going to bother too much with the dinosaur story except to tell you
that preceeding the dinosaurs an civilisation DID in fact exist but due to
nuclear war they temporarily deserted the earth. The nuclear waste created
the climate that in turn mutated NORMAL looking animals like we have today,
into dinosaurs. When the radiation had dided down after a few million years
our ancestors came back down but found that the new atmosphere was
different to before and consequently they had to start a new civilisation
which could live that was compatible with the new ecology. First they had
to get rid of the dinosaurs ofcourse, because its not nice to have a T-Rex
in your garden!
The Lord, who isn't really GOD but a being, created humans. He asked his
clone workers(demon, Greys) to work for the humans but their leader
Lucifer(meaning of the light/electricity/science/genetic engineering)
rebelled against The Lord and said that he was made perfect and didn't want
to serve imperfect humans.
Demon is an anagram of clone. Take the word CLONE the letter after C is D,
the letter after L is M. Now you have CELON. Now move the E to the end and
you have CLONE.
So The Greys left the Lord and fled to the moon(which is a base for them to
attack us if we dont co operate) and to Earth. They said
they would mislead mankind and destroy the Jews and Arabs. They travelled
into the future the 20th century to carry out their task. In the mean time
The Lord tried to educate humans via scripture and doctrine. To follow his
word and commandments and not to be mislead by the serpent(Greys).
He also created Jesus in Mary by form of a classic abduction case. Her
memory of the incident was wiped and when she was realised she was
pregnant, it was coined The Immaculate Conception because she was still a
virgin.
A messenger of The Lord came down and told her of her son, what to name him
and what he would become.
Jesus was born and a flying saucer guided 3 Kings and 3 shepards to his
birthplace so that they may show worship and respect.
Jesus grew up to be a great socialist against the capitalist monoploy
control of the Romans and Jews. He tried to educate people to love
eachother and work for eachother. For everyone to be equal and respect
eachother if they wanted to be in Heaven when the Earth's final days came.
The capitalists killed him because he was gaining support and was turning
people away from thier plans. But Jesus was resurrected by a rebel alliance
from the future who needed his help to save a warring planet in the early
21st century, because Jesus was the one that people waitied 2000 years for
to save them. He told his disciples to spread the message that he would be
back.
Meanwhile the Greys had travelled to the early 20th century and had made
contact with the Nazi's. They saw, due to the First World War, that the
Nazi regime was a powerful and evil regime that suited their needs for
worldwide domination and to mislead mankind away from their true creator.
So they made a deal with the Nazi's to supply them slowly with the right
technology to rule the world. Hitler started to take over parts of Europe.
They were introduced to rocket technology and were introduced to Eugenics
and synthetic hormones.
As the Nazi's moved into Poland the rest of Europe(England and France)
waged war against Hitler and World War 2 started. The reason the Greys
wanted war was so that they could abduct many humans. These people would
just be declared as missing by the end of the war. Lucifer now also known
as Satan, told Hitler to kill the Jews and then move towards the middle
east where they would destroy the rest of the Arabs and Jews. But his was
not meant to be as they couldn't move past Russia.
The Americans intervened by the end of the war and used the H-Bomb against
Japan. It was the end of the war as the Nazi's didn't possess anymore power
due to the fact that the Greys had now seen a better partner. The
Americans.
Winston Churchhill went on to say "the destiny of man is not measured by
material computation. When great forces are on the move in the world, we
learn we are spirits-not animals." And he said, "There is something going
on in time and space, and beyond time and space, which, whether we like it
or not, spells duty.".
At the end of the war the Russians and Americans found saucers and all
sorts of technology in the underground Nazi bases. They tried to make
contact with the Greys not knowing who they really were. Two years later in
1947 they made contact. Satan(meaning evil one in Indian, Shaytan) sent
some messengers who pretended to crash in Roswell, New Mexico. They made it
look like it was a crash so that they would be taken into an American base
without a problem. It was a Trojan horse tactic.
Once inside the base the sole survivng Grey telepathically communicated to
the officials there that they had to cooperate or be destroyed. What was
the deal? The same as the Nazi deal. To take over the world and destroy the
middle east. For years the Pentagon secretly worked together with the
Russians to take over the world. The kept apart in the public eye by having
completely different systems, Capitalist and Communist.
During the 1950's they created the misinformation act which would make
people think that Greys were Aliens and aliens were just science fiction.
Tons of B-movie alien films came out. Now if you said you saw an alien or
UFO then you were crazy and a liar who had watched to many SCIFI films.
JFK found out the truth about what was going on and didn't like it at all.
He wanted peace. During The Bay of Pigs incident The Pentagon tried to push
him to war but he didn't want it. There was also the war in Vietnam at the
time. Nothing to do with America at all, but the Americans went in to
encourage the war to last longer so that the Greys could abduct many
Vietnamese. The reason they have to abduct humans is to use a womans womb
and impregnate her for a month. This would give a Grey a soul to think
with. Without any preparation in a womb a Grey would be born dead or
souless. War is good for them as many people go missing during these times
and no one bothers to account for them.
JFK was killed because he was going against the plans of the CIA, Pentagon
and Mafia. All of them were due to make money from the slow release of
technology which would be sold to the public slowly slowly to make more
money out of the people each time. They knew of JFK's plans because they
used a female as an agent to have an affair with him and find out what he
knows. She was a famous actress who also died.
In the late 60's man was officially sent to the moon. JFK wanted to see
what
the Greys were doing there, but they hadn't told the astronauts.
Before Neil Armstrong's live transmission was aired he had said to Nasa-
NASA: Whats there?
Mission Control calling Apollo 11...
Apollo11: These "Babies" are huge, Sir! Enormous!
OH MY GOD! You wouldn't believe it!
I'm telling you there are other spacecraft out there,
Lined up on the far side of the crater edge!
They're on the Moon watching us!
A certain professor, who wished to remain anonymous, was engaged in a
discussion with Neil Armstrong during a NASA symposium.
Professor: What REALLY happened out there with Apollo 11?
Armstrong: It was incredible, of course we had always known
there was a possibility, the fact is, we were
warned off!(by the Aliens). There was never any
question then of a space station or a moon city.
Professor: How do you mean "warned off"?
Armstrong: I can't go into details, except to say that their
ships were far superior to ours both in size and
technology - Boy, were they big!...and menacing!
No, there is no question of a space station.
Professor: But NASA had other missions after Apollo 11?
Armstrong: Naturally - NASA was committed at that time, and
couldn't risk panic on Earth. But it really was a
quick scoop and back again.
When Apollo 13 went back, it was attacked on the way and had to return.
So America grew stronger and stronger, brain washing the public. The 60's
revolution was when people wanted a true freedom. A form of socialism that
would liberate them. They were influenced by musicians like Jimi Hendrix
and Jim Morrison, who preached a spirituality that made people love
eachother. Most of the influences from those days died. A new era occurred
after that.
In this new era people would dance like crazy to electronic sounds, stuff
themselves with junkfood, watch movies and worship actresses, actors and
popstars more than they would even think about God or Jesus.
It was the start of an era of immorality, rising youth crime rates and
social decline. The Greys had finally achieved their aim of misleading
mankind. But they still had more to do.
Roanld Reagan commented,"In our obsession with antagonisms of the moment,
we often forget how much unites all the members of humanity. Perhaps we
need some common bond. I occasionally think how quickly our differences
world-wide would vanish if we were facing an alien threat from an outside
world. And yet, I ask, is not an alien force already among us?". Shortly
after that he was somehow quickly affected by Alzheimer's disease and
forgot everything.
They wanted the rest of the world too. But how were they going to do this.
The US was going to support Israel during the third world war. The third
world war was due to start in the year 1999. This was the year that the
European single currency was going to come into affect. The currency that
would destroy the economy. The shortage and disapperance of money from
Europe in 1999-2001 created a social outcry and revolution started
throughout Britain, France, Gremany, Spain and Italy. People were angry
about the loss of money and the downfall of the economy due to that.
Violent protests ensued throughout Europe. Governments crippled.
We learnt that a man by the name of Nostradamus had forecast this all but
people pushed it aside as scince fiction. It was he who said......
"Images of Gold and Silver,
Victims of inflation, after the theft of prosperity,
will be thrown into the fire in anger;
exhausted and distrubed by the public debt paper and coin will be pulped"
..........we learnt that the Euro coins will be composed of a gold metal
and
a silver metal. But ignored the warinings.
The millenium bug which was created on purpose to start the war and cripple
European and middle eastern defence systems, had ruined the economy and
forced the upcoming war on to land and sea and prevent nuclear war.
The Middle east and some North African countries seeing the trouble in
Europe saw the perfect opportunity to move in on Europe and attack them by
ground and sea. There was a massive naval and land battle. And it was the
beginning of the the third world war. Perfectly planned.
Europe fought back against the attack, this in affect was doing all the
dirty work for The Pentagon by doing all the fighting for them. All that
money that had disappeared was stolen by The Pentagon and Brussels so that
after the war when they had enough control they could use that money to get
assets and land to get even more control. That money also funded more arms
for the war.
Israel fought against the Arabs states with secret American support. They
had destroy the Arab states to get a hegemony over the middle east. It was
essential to The Pentagon that the Arabs were taken away from the picture
as they were an obstacle. They had released so much technology in the west
during the 80's and 90's that they were now hitting a wall. The next era of
technology used different forms of power. Nuclear power, anti gravity
etc...This was technology that couldn't fall into hands of the Arabs as it
could be used to devastating effect. The Arabs would also have been angered
by the loss of oil sales to the west due to the knew technology.
China by now had to many of its own trouble because of the situation with
Hong Kong. Hong Kong was taken on purpose as part of a strategy to make it
Capitalist and then give it back to China before the third world war. This
would have the effect of tearing through Chinese Communism and disabling a
potential threat.
But the Russians who had been playing with the Americans, now moved in from
the north to attack Britain and Germany. Bu the Germans co-operated with
them. There was a small Nazi uprising aswell from the underground but had
little affect. Russians invaded Britain.
This is where the war turned worse. It became nuclear. Britain attacked
Russia. Libya, Iran and Syria had nuclear weapons all this time but not the
long range rockets to dispurse them far enough. So France and Italy were
attacked and completely devasted. Millions died when the Earth rocked
slightly on its axis due to the reverberations of the bombs, causing floods
and earthquakes.
And during this time millions disappeared because the Greys were at work
taking bodies again. Not just to prolong their race but they were also
starting new civilisations on virgin planets. This was interplanetary
monopoly.
Now when the war got to its worst peak, when the Russians had settled in to
Britain and gained control of northern Europe, The Greys and The Penatgon
had formulated the plan to suddenly appear in the warring middle east where
everyone was praying for the Messiah, as a massive light in the sky from
which a Messiah would come to bring peace. Really this was a false Christ
who came to control that area and create a slave population. From here no
one would go anywhere and all would bear the symbol of control. A symbol
tattoed on to their head or hands which would make them recognisable
anywhere they went, so that if they tried to escape they would be sent back
to this area to be killed. All the people in this area would be interbred
with the Greys to create a new race. Again the Greys had achieved their
goal.
Meanwhile in Europe and America(where there was also a massive revolution
and economic disaster) the Generals, Government and the Russian control in
Europe attempt to create a one world government excluding the area where
the Greys are conducting their project to create a new race. In this new
world people would work like slaves, having nothing, paying everything. But
little did they know that the Greys would come after them too.
And so ends the story.
And what happened to Jesus? He was still to come, but it was upto the
people to fight for their rights first by co-operating and forgetting their
differences. Uniting together and fighting for freedom.
Petri Holopainen
Aron wrote:
>
<snip>
>
> JFK was killed because he was going against the plans of the CIA, Pentagon
> and Mafia. All of them were due to make money from the slow release of
> technology which would be sold to the public slowly slowly to make more
> money out of the people each time. They knew of JFK's plans because they
> used a female as an agent to have an affair with him and find out what he
> knows. She was a famous actress who also died.
>
>
Elvis Presley.
And Marilyn Monroe was NOT a secret agent, she was an alien from Sirius.
You have to do your homework before you post here!
aminer
BBBhahahahahahahahahahahahaha :)!!!
Aminer
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Petri Holopainen wrote:
>
> Aron wrote:
> >
> <snip>
> >
> > JFK was killed because he was going against the plans of the CIA, Pentagon
> > and Mafia. All of them were due to make money from the slow release of
> > technology which would be sold to the public slowly slowly to make more
> > money out of the people each time. They knew of JFK's plans because they
> > used a female as an agent to have an affair with him and find out what he
> > knows. She was a famous actress who also died.
> >
> >
Ian Bruce
When you think about it, it makes so much sense. This "radical
technology" was probably pulled from the craft's guidence system. There
must be some place in the physical universe where 1 plus 1 equals
1.999999997363... besides Intel, that is. This of course explains how
the crash occured in the first place.
At even interplantary distances it's no wonder the poor bastards thought
"ground level" was 150 feet below the New Mexico desert.
Ian Bruce
Aron
Definately!! Why wasn't I told this already??
AV
Martin Harvey
Ian Bruce <i...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>When you think about it, it makes so much sense. This "radical
>technology" was probably pulled from the craft's guidence system. There
>must be some place in the physical universe where 1 plus 1 equals
>1.999999997363... besides Intel, that is. This of course explains how
>the crash occured in the first place.
Oh of course.....Now it all makes sense.... it must be some sort of a
relativistic correction factor.
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> When you think about it, it makes so much sense. This "radical
> technology" was probably pulled from the craft's guidence system. There
> must be some place in the physical universe where 1 plus 1 equals
> 1.999999997363... besides Intel, that is. This of course explains how
> the crash occured in the first place.
Actually no, by current measurements 1 + 1 is close to 2 to a much
greater degree than the 8th decimal as you note here.
Maury
Tom Thornhill
Aron <mt...@dircon.co.uk> wrote in article <01bc7f17$36c8b5b0$7d2670c2@pentacle>...
> It did happen, I agree, watered down technology from someone else. Given to
> the people of earth a bit at a time to make us pay again and again to make
> the fat cats at the top of the capitalist empire get richer and richer so
> that eventually they get global control...but what they don't realise is
> that once that happens the Greys will take full control from them.
<snip>
> the Greys are conducting their project to create a new race. In this new
> world people would work like slaves, having nothing, paying everything. But
> little did they know that the Greys would come after them too.
>
> And so ends the story.
>
> And what happened to Jesus? He was still to come, but it was upto the
> people to fight for their rights first by co-operating and forgetting their
> differences. Uniting together and fighting for freedom.
>
>
>
>
No way , aliens are green, dude!
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> Petri Holopainen <pet...@algonet.se>
>
> Well, this is complete nonsense. Everybody knows that JFK was shot
> by Elvis Presley. And Marilyn Monroe was NOT a secret agent, she
> was an alien from Sirius. You have to do your homework before you
> post here!
REPLY....
No! No! YOU have it all wrong. Elvis Presley WAS Marilyn Monroe.
JFK shot himself after Marilyn/Elvis started singing "All Shook Up" in
JFK's bed one night. The video footage in Texas was faked by aliens
from Sirius. Talk about people needing to do their homework.
Dwight Stewart
Martin Harvey
ma...@softarc.com (Maury Markowitz) wrote:
>Maury
That's only is you're talking in terms of metres per second for
example... if we're talking about relatavistic addition of velocities,
and the unit of velocity was.. say 1/10 the speed of light, then the
above figures are probably about right :-)
humm.... in fact, from that we can probably work out the unit system
used ;-)
Martin H.
Petri Holopainen
Dwight Stewart wrote:
>
>
> No! No! YOU have it all wrong. Elvis Presley WAS Marilyn Monroe.
> JFK shot himself after Marilyn/Elvis started singing "All Shook Up" in
> JFK's bed one night. The video footage in Texas was faked by aliens
> from Sirius. Talk about people needing to do their homework.
>
> Dwight Stewart
Sorry... I forgot about the fake film footage from Dallas.
But you forgot to mention that Elvis' sex change operation
from Marilyn to Elvis was financed by Lyndon B Johnson to
discredit JFK as a homosexual and drive him to suicide. LBJ knew that
JFK was one the aliens that escaped from Roswell, and we can't have
an alien as a president, can we?
Of course, when Marilyn "died" Elvis was re-made into himself in 1962.
This time the operation was performed by Dr Mengele in Brazil after
the his Hitler-cloning experiments. Actually, he used some spare parts
from one the Fuhrers. If you look carefully, you can see this as slight
spasms in the King's right arm after 1963...
Dwight Stewart
> Petri Holopainen <pet...@algonet.se> wrote...
>
> > Dwight Stewart wrote:
> >
> > No! No! YOU have it all wrong. Elvis Presley WAS Marilyn
> > Monroe. JFK shot himself after Marilyn/Elvis started singing
> > "All Shook Up" in JFK's bed one night. The video footage in Texas
> > was faked by aliens from Sirius. Talk about people needing to do
> > their homework.
> >
>
> But you forgot to mention that Elvis' sex change operation
> from Marilyn to Elvis was financed by Lyndon B Johnson to
> discredit JFK as a homosexual and drive him to suicide. LBJ knew
> that JFK was one the aliens that escaped from Roswell, and we can't
> have an alien as a president, can we?
> Of course, when Marilyn "died" Elvis was re-made into himself in
> 1962. This time the operation was performed by Dr Mengele in Brazil
> after the his Hitler-cloning experiments. Actually, he used some
> spare parts from one the Fuhrers. If you look carefully, you can
> see this as slight spasms in the King's right arm after 1963...
REPLY...
What you say about Lyndon B. Johnson is completely factual.
I've seen photographs on the internet (don't remember where) of
Johnson flying around in a black helicopter talking to J. Edger Hoover,
who we all know had direct connections with Mengela. Again, there is
evidence of this Hoover/Mengela connection on the internet (don't
remember where).
But none of this can be proven completely until Elvis comes out of
hiding and admits his connection with Marilyn. I tried to interview
Elvis, at his summer cottage in Argentina, last year, but he still
refuses to come forward as long as the aliens have control of the FBI.
While Elvis won't come forward publicly, he did meet with me privately
just long enough to drop a bombshell statement that Rush, Newt, and
Clinton, are under the direct control of a splinter group of aliens that
call themselves "Feminazi."
Now, it is not clear what the implications are concerning this new
revelation, or how the "old-guard" aliens are going to deal with this,
but we have to take this very seriously.
We need a Congressional Investigation right away to learn to complete
truth (because the Navy will never admit their involvement in the
Roswell incident unless we pressure them).
If we can get the Navy to release their secret documents, we may
finally find out how Intel was able to get their hands on the alien
technology in the first place.
Dwight Stewart
B.MacDonald
In article <867174645.12085....@news.demon.co.uk>, Martin
Harvey <mc...@harvey27.demon.co.uk> writes
<snip>
>example... if we're talking about relatavistic addition of velocities,
relatavistic???
What's that... an Alien colloquialism?
Or perhaps a term used to describe the merits of putting Windows on a
fast system?
--
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This text is entirely made of the freshest hand picked electrons.
john barnett
Of course there is Alien Technology, take humans themselves. How else
can you explain the fact that men have nipples? They are where prototype
humans were attached to sensors !!
Lorenzo Robles Jr.
Dwight Stewart (ste...@sccoast.net) wrote:
: We need a Congressional Investigation right away to learn to complete
: truth (because the Navy will never admit their involvement in the
: Roswell incident unless we pressure them).
Uhmm,
Tell you what, Why don't YOU send this thread to your congressman
for investifation, I bet you'll be safely locked up in a padded room
within a week.
Of course the real question is will he be locked up for mental
instability...or because he knows too much :)
---
Lorenzo Robles Jr
lr0...@jove.acs.unt.edu
"Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the Gun"
Dwight Stewart
> lr0...@jove.acs.unt.edu (Lorenzo Robles Jr.) wrote...
>
> >Dwight Stewart (ste...@sccoast.net) wrote:
> > We need a Congressional Investigation right away to learn to
> > complete truth (because the Navy will never admit their
> > involvement in the Roswell incident unless we pressure them).
>
> Uhmm,
> Tell you what, Why don't YOU send this thread to your
> congressman for investifation, I bet you'll be safely locked up
> in a padded room within a week.
> Of course the real question is will he be locked up for mental
> instability...or because he knows too much :)
REPLY...
My messages were written in jest, Lorenzo. Of course, there may be
more truth to this thread than is immediately obvious.
And you may be a government agent trying to spread disinformation. Or
I could be a government agent spreading disinformation.
Who can be absolutely sure what the truth is?
Dwight Stewart
Jim Brooks
In <01bc806c$5c2eb740$725e9082@mniw1001>, "Tom Thornhill" <ttho...@best.ms.philips.com-if-you-are-a-human-not-a-junk-mail-robot-then-remove-from-the-character-before-the-first-if-onwards> writes:
>Aron <mt...@dircon.co.uk> wrote in article <01bc7f17$36c8b5b0$7d2670c2@pentacle>...
>> the people of earth a bit at a time to make us pay again and again to make
>> the fat cats at the top of the capitalist empire get richer and richer so
>> that eventually they get global control...but what they don't realise is
>> that once that happens the Greys will take full control from them.
>
>
>No way , aliens are green, dude!
>
Well, in a sense, they were "green" Grey aliens, because they
could be considered as alien enviromentalists (ie green is the
color for many enviromental groups).
You see, the inhabitants of the star system Zeta Reticulae sent a team of
their enviromentalists to study the effects of a nuclear explosion
occurring in the atmosphere of a planet which supports carbon-based
lifeforms. They wanted to see if their computer simulation of
a nuclear reaction was accurate, but they were not stupid enough
to irradiate their own home world (or another's world). Of course,
humans are plenty stupid enough, and did just that in White Sands,
New Mexico. Unfortunately for the aliens, they learned the hard way
that the atomic bombs exploded in the 1940s left residual proto-matter
pollution in the space-time continuum which caused a core breach in their
anti-matter propulsion engine before they reached White Sands.
They had to crash-land their UFO in nearby Roswell. The USAF captured it,
moved it to Area 51, repaired it (it took them 40 years!), and sometimes
flys it.
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FT
Just a plain comment. Suppose we capture some aliens and got hold of their
technology. Suppose that they are generations ahead of us.
We would NOT be able to even understand their technology much less try to
use it. Just a plain analog to humankind. Assume if we dropped a perfectly
useful PC in the days of Columbus. It will NOT be understood by humans
then. They ain't got a concept of 110volt ac, CPU , RAM or any of
components. So we can't even begin to understand a flying saucer's
technology if we captured one today!.
Sorry folks, technology can only be copied if it is close in its
development. Maybe within a generation (probably 2 decades). Further than
that, we ain't got a chance.
FT
Dwight Stewart
> j...@jimbrooks.org (Jim Brooks) wrote...
>
> Well, in a sense, they were "green" Grey aliens, because they
> could be considered as alien enviromentalists (ie green is the
> color for many enviromental groups).
Whoa, "green" grey enviromentalists aliens. Never thought of that.
That might finally explain the "Save the Xzeiles" stickers on the pieces
of metal found at Roswell.
> You see, the inhabitants of the star system Zeta Reticulae sent a team
> of their enviromentalists to study the effects of a nuclear explosion
> occurring in the atmosphere of a planet which supports carbon-based
> lifeforms. They wanted to see if their computer simulation of
> a nuclear reaction was accurate, but they were not stupid enough
> to irradiate their own home world (or another's world). Of course,
> humans are plenty stupid enough, and did just that in White Sands,
> New Mexico. Unfortunately for the aliens, they learned the hard way
> that the atomic bombs exploded in the 1940s left residual proto-matter
> pollution in the space-time continuum which caused a core breach in
> their anti-matter propulsion engine before they reached White Sands.
> They had to crash-land their UFO in nearby Roswell. The USAF captured
> it, moved it to Area 51, repaired it (it took them 40 years!), and
> sometimes flys it.
Somebody has been watching too much StarTrek (space-time continuum,
core breach, etc.). Interesting story, but too many loose ends. Where
do they fly the UFO? How did the repair it? How was Intel involved?
What happened to the aliens?
You have to fill in the details, or you leave it open for people to
come to their own conclusions (which might lead to rumors based on all
kinds of crazy theories :-).
Dwight Stewart
Tom Thornhill
Dwight Stewart <ste...@sccoast.net> wrote in article <33B313...@sccoast.net>...
Whom government agents want to destroy they first make mad !
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Please email me a copy of anything you post to a news group
.... unless it's unadulterated shite !
Tom Thornhill
Jim Brooks <j...@jimbrooks.org> wrote in article <5ov2oq$ckb$2...@nntp2.ba.best.com>...
> In <01bc806c$5c2eb740$725e9082@mniw1001>, "Tom Thornhill"
<ttho...@best.ms.philips.com-if-you-are-a-human-not-a-junk-mail-robot-then-remove-from-the-characte
r-before-the-first-if-onwards> writes:
> >Aron <mt...@dircon.co.uk> wrote in article <01bc7f17$36c8b5b0$7d2670c2@pentacle>...
> >> It did happen, I agree, watered down technology from someone else. Given to
> >> the people of earth a bit at a time to make us pay again and again to make
> >> the fat cats at the top of the capitalist empire get richer and richer so
> >> that eventually they get global control...but what they don't realise is
> >> that once that happens the Greys will take full control from them.
> >
> ><snip>
> >
> >No way , aliens are green, dude!
> >
>
> Well, in a sense, they were "green" Grey aliens, because they
> could be considered as alien enviromentalists (ie green is the
> color for many enviromental groups).
>
> You see, the inhabitants of the star system Zeta Reticulae sent a team of
> their enviromentalists to study the effects of a nuclear explosion
> occurring in the atmosphere of a planet which supports carbon-based
> lifeforms. They wanted to see if their computer simulation of
> a nuclear reaction was accurate, but they were not stupid enough
> to irradiate their own home world (or another's world). Of course,
> humans are plenty stupid enough, and did just that in White Sands,
> New Mexico. Unfortunately for the aliens, they learned the hard way
> that the atomic bombs exploded in the 1940s left residual proto-matter
> pollution in the space-time continuum which caused a core breach in their
> anti-matter propulsion engine before they reached White Sands.
> They had to crash-land their UFO in nearby Roswell. The USAF captured it,
> moved it to Area 51, repaired it (it took them 40 years!), and sometimes
> flys it.
>
This is just the sort of parody of a paranoid baseless conspiracy theory
that I'd expect from a government Agent, involved in an insidious cover-up
on behalf of capitalist fat cats and the global conspiracy to fluoridate
our drinking water and turn us all into Communist zombies!
Vesa Karvonen
[No more followups, please!]
People have yet to discuss the biggest conspiracy of all: spamming.
--
==> Vesa Karvonen
John Poole
Jim Brooks <j...@jimbrooks.org> wrote in article
<5ov2oq$ckb$2...@nntp2.ba.best.com>...
> Well, in a sense, they were "green" Grey aliens, because they
> could be considered as alien enviromentalists (ie green is the
> color for many enviromental groups).
>
> You see, the inhabitants of the star system Zeta Reticulae sent a team of
> their enviromentalists to study the effects of a nuclear explosion
> occurring in the atmosphere of a planet which supports carbon-based
> lifeforms. They wanted to see if their computer simulation of
> a nuclear reaction was accurate, but they were not stupid enough
> to irradiate their own home world (or another's world). Of course,
> humans are plenty stupid enough, and did just that in White Sands,
> New Mexico. Unfortunately for the aliens, they learned the hard way
> that the atomic bombs exploded in the 1940s left residual proto-matter
> pollution in the space-time continuum which caused a core breach in their
> anti-matter propulsion engine before they reached White Sands.
> They had to crash-land their UFO in nearby Roswell. The USAF captured it,
> moved it to Area 51, repaired it (it took them 40 years!), and sometimes
> flys it.
Oooo, I can just see the conversation at Area 51!
Researcher 1: "I'm bored. Whaddaya want to do?"
Researcher 2: "Oh, I dunno. Scrabble?"
Researcher 3: "Hey, let's take the ufo out and scare some cows, instead."
Researcher 1: "We did that *last* week."
etc.
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http://www.undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca/~jfpoole
Matt Giwer
On 8 Jun 1997 00:49:58 GMT, je...@jimbrooks.org (Jenny McCarthy)
wrote:
> "Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary processor"
> Area 51, Nellis AFB, Nevada
> By Jim Brooks
> June 6, 1997, 5:55 p.m. PST
>
> Documents declassified by the Freedom of Information Act that
> was passed by Congress, and supporting testimony from Bob Lazar,
> have revealed that Intel Corporation has spent the last
> several years examining alien technology and has now been able
> to use it build a microprocessor that is considered to be
> several centuries ahead of its time.
>
> Bob Lazar, a physicist and computer expert (who is one of
> the few individuals in the world to own a mainframe computer),
> was responsible for back-engineering a captured flying saucer
> which crashed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 and was moved to,
> and studied ever since, in Nellis AFB, Nevada, in a facility
> known as "Area 51". As he examined the alien craft,
> he realized it had an on-board computer whose processor
> design was something that no human computer scientist
> could ever conceive. However, Bob was primarily interested
> in the physics of the anti-matter propulsion system, so he
> deferred the examination of the computer system over to,
> as he put it, "leading computer engineers from Santa Clara."
> Go figure.
>
> The most intriguing characteristic of the alien processor
> is that it isn't an electrical device; rather is it
> fabricated from organic substances with genetic material
> which allows the processor to continually adapt itself
> to new problems and it can evolve in order to avoid becoming
> obsolete. By contrast, when humans design a processor,
> the design has many trade-offs, is limited by the current
> semiconductor technology, invariably has bugs which can't be repaired,
> and is doomed to become obsolete.
>
> Intel hopes to use the alien technology to build a revolutionary
> processor that will forever change computing, code-named "Mutant".
> Just as no two people ever had identical Cabbage Patch Dolls (tm),
> no two people will ever have identical Mutant processors after
> using them, because the processor will adapt itself to the needs
> of the user. Similar to how nature molds a lion into a perfect
> top predator after millions of years of evolution on the African
> savannah, the organic substance in the processor will begin
> to gradually evolve on-the-fly into a more advanced processor
> that is optimally suited to the applications the user is running.
> For example, if a Mutant system was first used for parallel integer
> computations, its cells will begin cloning into multiple integer processors.
> Then if the Mutant system is used only for sequential floating-point
> computations, the old cells of the no longer needed clones will die
> and be recycled into a single pipelined floating-point processor.
>
> Copyright 1997 Jim Brooks. All rights reserved.
The true value of the new organic processor is that it lives on
cold pizza and Jolt that would otherwise go to waste. A small feeding
tube on the top of the cabinet leads to the processor itself. A small
tube from the processor leads to a bit bucket which must be emptied
daily of used newsgroup materials.
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Matt Giwer
On 11 Jun 1997 01:27:09 GMT, j...@jimbrooks.org (Jim Brooks) wrote:
>Intel is highly secretive and has a very tight security system. Intel's
>security is so tight that employee's belongings are searched by a
>security guard for sensitive information before they can leave for home.
>(The only tighter security system I have ever seen was in a GE plant
>in Clearwater, Florida which used to make nuclear warheads.)
Honeywell, triggers for warheads.
Jim Brooks
In <33B108AF...@btinternet.com>, john barnett <J.Ba...@btinternet.com> writes:
>Of course there is Alien Technology, take humans themselves. How else
>can you explain the fact that men have nipples?
Because men are partly female (men have estrogen hormones too).
Similarly, women (who have testosterone too) would have hairy legs
and armpits if Bic shavers weren't invented.
Dwight Stewart
> vkar...@raita.oulu.fi (Vesa Karvonen) wrote...
>
> [No more followups, please!]
>
> People have yet to discuss the biggest conspiracy of all: spamming.
REPLY...
See, the conspiracy is international (note the ".fi" in the email
address). Now we're getting global pressure to silence this discussion.
Dwight Stewart
B.MacDonald
In article <5p1ff8$l7a$1...@nntp2.ba.best.com>, Jim Brooks
<j...@jimbrooks.org> writes
>In <33B108AF...@btinternet.com>, john barnett <J.Ba...@btinternet.com>
>writes:
>>Of course there is Alien Technology, take humans themselves. How else
>>can you explain the fact that men have nipples?
>
>Because men are partly female (men have estrogen hormones too).
>Similarly, women (who have testosterone too) would have hairy legs
>and armpits if Bic shavers weren't invented.
>
The mind boggles at the direction this thread has taken.
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Dwight Stewart
> "Tom Thornhill" ttho...@best.ms.philips.com wrote...
>
> > My messages were written in jest, Lorenzo. Of course, there may
> > be more truth to this thread than is immediately obvious.
> >
> > And you may be a government agent trying to spread disinformation.
> > Or I could be a government agent spreading disinformation.
> >
> > Who can be absolutely sure what the truth is?
> >
> > Dwight Stewart
> >
>
> Whom government agents want to destroy they first make mad !
>
REPLY...
You know too much Tom. I can see your name being added to lists
everywhere :-)
> Please email me a copy of anything you post to a news group
> .... unless it's unadulterated shite !
The "unadulterated shite" has been removed. Only bull "shite"
remains.
Dwight Stewart
Paul DeMone
B.MacDonald wrote:
[snip]
> >Because men are partly female (men have estrogen hormones too).
> >Similarly, women (who have testosterone too) would have hairy legs
> >and armpits if Bic shavers weren't invented.
> >
>
> The mind boggles at the direction this thread has taken.
> --
> Burns Insert large & ridiculous ascii sig drawing here->
>
Towards your home town it seems. :-)
> E-mail: bu...@nthwd.demon.co.uk
>
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PaulD...@EasyInternet.net ALPHA's well that ends well.
Johns
>
Shit, I wonder if it is year 2000 compliant, if not, itseems that the
potential for work is universal !!:
Jay Riley
Re: "Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary processor"
Just a comment on the title (fair game since this thread has for weeks
continued to be cross posted to Mac advocacy):
They'll need it.
-Jay
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David T. Wang
Jay Riley (data...@usa.net) wrote:
: Re: "Intel using captured alien technology to build a revolutionary processor"
: Just a comment on the title (fair game since this thread has for weeks
: continued to be cross posted to Mac advocacy):
: They'll need it.
no need. Power Computing will now run "Fight back for Wintel" Ad campaign.
:-)
: -Jay
Simon Hosie
Dwight Stewart:
> And you may be a government agent trying to spread disinformation. Or
> I could be a government agent spreading disinformation.
Tom Thornhill:
> Whom government agents want to destroy they first make mad !
You don't gain our trust just by telling us a few government secrets...
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Simon Hosie
Matt Giwer:
> The true value of the new organic processor is that it lives on
> cold pizza and Jolt that would otherwise go to waste.
No pizza should ever go to waste, whether you have the processor or not.
> A small feeding tube on the top of the cabinet leads to the processor
> itself. A small tube from the processor leads to a bit bucket which must
> be emptied daily of used newsgroup materials.
Will they be releasing a houstrained version anytime soon?
Dmitri Plotnikov
I have a Russian frend who live in Shenandoah Valley in Verginia. Recently
he sent to me this letter that I think interesting to all you. I will not
giving his name, because of obvies reazon.
"My dear friend Dmitri,
"In your most recent letter you were asking for my opinion about the
Roswell incident. Dmitri, I have more than an opinion. I actually know
exactly what happened.
"Having worked for an organization, whose name I would like to omit out of
fear for my family and my own life, I can shed some light on the issue
being discussed. Suffice to say that the headquarters of that organization
are located close to the heart of Moscow, Russia.
"Eight years ago I gained access to some secret information within the
archives of the above mentioned organization. I endangered myself by
telling my close friend about my discoveries. I cannot blame him for
anything, but somehow the information was leaked and I had to flee to the
United States where I gave my testimony, was sworn to silence and received
government protection. But like Russians say, "You cannot hide a dibble in
a canvas sack".
"I have been following the discussions about the Roswell incident for a
long time and finally my anxiety to share what I knew with somebody
overweighed my fear and my loyalty to the Government. Dmitri, I beg you, I
implore you to never, ever tell anybody about this letter.
"So, here is my testimony.
"In March 1934 tovarish (comrade) Stalin, the Father of the Nations, was
informed by NKVD that an unknown scientist had discovered an emanation of
some kind, which was effecting human brains. Stalin was excited by the
possibility that the emanation could be used to turn humans, especially
enemies of the People, into "machines", unconditionally obeying orders. On
March 18 he approved a secret directive which instructed tov. Molotov to
organize a laboratory within the Krasnoyarsk-3 concentration camp, find all
scientists who could prove useful for this research, place them in that
camp and immediately start whatever experiments were necessary.
"The team of researchers was led by three people: a gifted biologist
tov.Alexandrov, a physiologist and physicist tov.Dudenko, and the leader of
the camp communist party organization, also physicist, tov.Zubrov. The
"dumb-beams" (that is the code-name for the discovered radiation) had been
discovered by another scientist, tov.Andrei Chizhov, but he was not
permitted to participate in the study, because he was suspected in contacts
with imperialist press. He was convicted and placed in a different camp.
According to my information he died in 1935.
"Within four years the research advanced significantly. The following facts
were proven:
1. The dumb-beams could be produced by a relatively small device (weighing
about 20 kilograms).
2. The dumb-beams were effecting human behavior. The changes in the
behavior could be brought about by modulating the beams.
"Later Alexandrov, Dudenko and Zubrov found a way to combine the dumb-beam
emitter and a radio transmitter, modulating the beams with audible sounds.
They experimented with different sounds, including music, speech, loud
orders, gunshots etc. The results were overwhelming. Speech and orders
seemed to reach the unconscious of the humans as in hypnosis. Realistic,
loud gunshots were reproducibly causing serious diseases, including heart
attacks, in subjects of the experiments. The team had unlimited human
resources for their experiments, but not enough food to maintain their own
health. Alexandrov died in 1938 of tuberculosis. In the same year Dudenko
made a ridiculous attempt to escape from the camp and was shot to death. By
1939 only tov.Zubrov of the original team was still alive. In 1948 he
received a highly honored medal of Hero of the Soviet Union.
"By 1941 six dumb-beam modulators (MOL - Moduliator Otupliayushih Luchey)
were built. Hundreds of experiments with MOLs proved that they could be
effectively used in the military operations that required to demoralize
small groups of people. During World War II hundreds of MOLs were used,
primarily in covert intelligence operations.
"After World War II, the State Intelligence Control (GRU) was considering
other applications of MOL. At that time the Soviet Defense was playing with
the idea to build what we would now call a "stealth" airplane. The airplane
would carry an several MOLs. It would be a very small and quiet airplane,
which while not invisible to radars, would conceal its real shape, size and
other parameters by actively distorting people's perception, if shot down.
In 1947 one of these planes, called UT-45, was delivered to a secret
location in Mexico. It was equipped with three MOLs, one of which was
hidden in the navigation equipment of the plane, two others were sewn into
the pilot's parachute bags. The MOL was programmed to start transmitting
specially prepared audio signal in case of a crash.
"In July 1947 the plane made 7 flights over the military installations in
Arizona and New Mexico, but was not detected. The eighth flight, however,
turned out to be fatal. The plane crashed in the New Mexico desert around
10pm on Wednesday, the 6th of August. The actual cause of the crash is
unknown to the Soviet intelligence. No attempt was made to recover the
wreckage from the site near Roswell, partially because the Soviet military
wanted to verify the usability of MOL.
"As we know now, the MOLs effectively contorted the senses of people who
approached the debris of the UT-45.
"In 1954, the Soviet Defense Ministry closed the MOL project for unclear
reasons.
"Again, please do not underestimate the trouble you can get me into if you
tell somebody about all this.
"Your friend, V...y"
Also, about a year ago I seen an intresting document for the Roswell
acident. The document contained names of people who are aleged participates
in studys for the incident. I was must destroy document, but before, I scan
through the names. Two of the them attracted attention: Barrett and Grove.
I not certain who are this people, but there names seems familiar.
The thought of possibility that modernized and miniaturized MOL could built
into consumer electroniks and computers give me shiver.
Just imagine things which are really not what they seem...
- Dmitri Plotnikov
dplo...@erols.com
Petri Holopainen
Dmitri Plotnikov wrote:
>
> <an amazing theory snipped>
This is not the full truth. Since both Stalin and other top
Soviet leaders, including the scientists, really were aliens
from Sirius who had taken control of the Russian people in
the 1917 revolution, the Roswell crash can still be regarded
as an UFO incident.
BTW, Bill Gates' grandfather was formerly known by the name
Ivan Gatinovitj, he spent the summer of 1939 near Krasnoyarsk,
who knows what really happened there, but he came back with
a glazed look in his eyes...
Well, I am not sure about this, since the MOL beams from my
Win95 screen saver makes me a bit dizzy...
Peter Hayes
In article <01bc87f9$ae113120$d333accf@dplotnikov>, Dmitri Plotnikov
<dplo...@erols.com> writes
>I have a Russian frend who live in Shenandoah Valley in Verginia. Recently
>he sent to me this letter that I think interesting to all you. I will not
>giving his name, because of obvies reazon.
>
>"My dear friend Dmitri,
>
>"In your most recent letter you were asking for my opinion about the
>Roswell incident. Dmitri, I have more than an opinion. I actually know
>exactly what happened.
<big snip>
>"As we know now, the MOLs effectively contorted the senses of people who
>approached the debris of the UT-45.
>
>Also, about a year ago I seen an intresting document for the Roswell
>acident. The document contained names of people who are aleged participates
>in studys for the incident. I was must destroy document, but before, I scan
>through the names. Two of the them attracted attention: Barrett and Grove.
>I not certain who are this people, but there names seems familiar.
>
>Just imagine things which are really not what they seem...
>
>- Dmitri Plotnikov
>dplo...@erols.com
No, no, my friend. Your correspondent got it all wrong, that's the
version the K*B WANTED him to get - it's called disinformation.
In fact it was the British who were responsible, purely by accident, for
the Roswell incident. Just after the war, we started testing rockets at
the Woomera rocket range in Australia. The guidance system was developed
from the code-breaking computer technology used in the war.
Unfortunately there was a bug in the software, and the first rocket
missed its splashdown point near Figi in the Pacific and flew on to
America. It eventually crashed at Roswell.
The Yanks were so astonished that we had the technology for inter-
continental rocketry that they hushed it up on pain of death. If it had
got out that we were so far ahead of them, Truman's political career
would have been in ruins. So the C*A dreamt up the "alien" story, then
"corrected" themselves, so as to lay red herrings everywhere. More
disinformation.
K*B spies found out the truth a few days later, and in an unprecedented
deal went along with the C*A. Stalin was never told - he had a habit of
shooting the messenger!
V2 of the guidance software included a bug fix, and subsequent rockets
landed where they should have. One final footnote, as Empire slid away
from us and we needed to raise some cash, we sold the software to the
French for their Arienne rocket. Unfortunately, when they installed it
into their Arienne 5 rocket, someone used the original version and the
rest is history. The guy is now "dans le merde" as they say down French
Guyana way.
--
Peter
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A.L.Fransen
Which aliens?
Are they escaped from Mars?
Aha, that's why the popular motherboards from Intel are called like the
homes of these aliens!
Plato, Mars, etc.
Thanx a lot for the info!!!
Greetings from the highest IQ-country of the world
Holland.
Terry Shannon
Petri Holopainen wrote:
>
> Dmitri Plotnikov wrote:
> >
> > <an amazing theory snipped>
>
> This is not the full truth. Since both Stalin and other top
> Soviet leaders, including the scientists, really were aliens
> from Sirius who had taken control of the Russian people in
> the 1917 revolution, the Roswell crash can still be regarded
> as an UFO incident.
>
> BTW, Bill Gates' grandfather was formerly known by the name
> Ivan Gatinovitj, he spent the summer of 1939 near Krasnoyarsk,
> who knows what really happened there, but he came back with
> a glazed look in his eyes...
>
Guess where Micro$oft was born? Alburquerque, New Mexico--right up the
road from Roswell.