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Michael
Jun 30, 2012, 9:11:25 AM6/30/12
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In a car that tops out at 140 mph?
Ask Alan Baker.
It's called "I'm scared".
Ask Alan Baker.
It's called "I'm scared".
Sandman
Jun 30, 2012, 11:56:19 AM6/30/12
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In article <ZVCHr.16164$5i7....@newsfe19.iad>,
How to do 100 mph in Michaels shitbox Hyundai?
Drop it out of an airplane from 10k feet. Probably still won't go fast
enough though since it's so aerodynamically retarded.
Strap rocket engines to the sides? So poor build quality that the
sides will just rip off and the car remains stationary.
Tow it with a real car. This is a Hyundais normal state, being towed
by another car, but will tip over in the slightest corner or crosswind
either way.
Run it on a gocart track! This is the only way to get a *percieved*
100 mph out of the car. The gocarts are the only vehicles that have
less power than the Hyundai and will actually go slower than it.
Either that or take it out in the park and race disabled seniors (like
MIchael) in wheel chairs and it will also appear speedy.
Also, you can install a "kicking stereo" and tint the windows which is
a genuine failsafe rice boy trick to make it go faster. Also, adhesive
multicolored stripes works.
--
Sandman[.net]
Drop it out of an airplane from 10k feet. Probably still won't go fast
enough though since it's so aerodynamically retarded.
Strap rocket engines to the sides? So poor build quality that the
sides will just rip off and the car remains stationary.
Tow it with a real car. This is a Hyundais normal state, being towed
by another car, but will tip over in the slightest corner or crosswind
either way.
Run it on a gocart track! This is the only way to get a *percieved*
100 mph out of the car. The gocarts are the only vehicles that have
less power than the Hyundai and will actually go slower than it.
Either that or take it out in the park and race disabled seniors (like
MIchael) in wheel chairs and it will also appear speedy.
Also, you can install a "kicking stereo" and tint the windows which is
a genuine failsafe rice boy trick to make it go faster. Also, adhesive
multicolored stripes works.
--
Sandman[.net]
Michael
Jun 30, 2012, 12:51:11 PM6/30/12
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"Sandman" wrote in message
news:mr-6125E3.17...@News.Individual.NET...
In article <ZVCHr.16164$5i7....@newsfe19.iad>,
"Michael" <Archangl...@aol.com> wrote:
> In a car that tops out at 140 mph?
>
> Ask Alan Baker.
>
> It's called "I'm scared".
>How to do 100 mph in Michaels shitbox Hyundai?
do like them. And they do go well over 103 mph on the street. God,
are you really this stupid?
BTW: What do you, hehehehe, drive, Zero?
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=rollerblades&num=10&hl=en&biw=1261&bih=556&tbm=isch&tbnid=N78Ip1kOUvo17M:&imgrefurl=http://www.photo-dictionary.com/phrase/3164/roller-blades.html&docid=XBVM2NnZlsFe1M&imgurl=http://www.photo-dictionary.com/photofiles/list/3164/4213roller_blades.jpg&w=700&h=466&ei=EizvT5GhDISu9ATBmfn_AQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=116&vpy=194&dur=1183&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=159&ty=98&sig=117579680549062857126&page=2&tbnh=155&tbnw=230&start=16&ndsp=17&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:16,i:199
Looks fast.
Listen: At this pace you will never be able to unseat Baker as
president of the "Three Zeros Club", and you're still trailing -hh by
a wide margin
for VP. When are you "guys" going to hold your next circle jerk?
Alan Baker
Jun 30, 2012, 1:54:49 PM6/30/12
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only long enough to get up to 107mph between them". Sebastian Vettel
himself could only do about 4mph better...
...but thank you for once again showing conclusively that you lack
anything resembling a clue about road racing.
--
"The iPhone doesn't have...
...well, since Edwin seems to have finally crawled away for good,
I guess I'll let him off the hook
Michael
Jun 30, 2012, 2:49:27 PM6/30/12
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
news:alangbaker-44A2D...@news.shawcable.net...
In article <ZVCHr.16164$5i7....@newsfe19.iad>,
"Michael" <Archangl...@aol.com> wrote:
> In a car that tops out at 140 mph?
>
> Ask Alan Baker.
>
> It's called "I'm scared".
>It's called, "there's a 30mph corner at both ends of a straight that
>is
>only long enough to get up to 107mph between them". Sebastian Vettel
>himself could only do about 4mph better...
>...but thank you for once again showing conclusively that you lack
>anything resembling a clue about road racing.
road with me, Zero? And you don't even have to show any money.
Alan Baker
Jun 30, 2012, 3:03:40 PM6/30/12
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In article <SSHHr.45931$v14....@newsfe06.iad>,
Because you're claims are about how fast I should be able to go around
Laguna Seca, so that's where you need to show me how much faster you
could go.
:-)
Laguna Seca, so that's where you need to show me how much faster you
could go.
:-)
Michael
Jun 30, 2012, 4:08:11 PM6/30/12
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
In article <SSHHr.45931$v14....@newsfe06.iad>,
"Michael" <Archange...@aol.com> wrote:
> "Alan Baker" wrote in message
> news:alangbaker-44A2D...@news.shawcable.net...
>
> In article <ZVCHr.16164$5i7....@newsfe19.iad>,
> "Michael" <Archangl...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > In a car that tops out at 140 mph?
> >
> > Ask Alan Baker.
> >
> > It's called "I'm scared".
>
> >It's called, "there's a 30mph corner at both ends of a straight
> >that
> >is
> >only long enough to get up to 107mph between them". Sebastian
> >Vettel
> >himself could only do about 4mph better...
>
> >...but thank you for once again showing conclusively that you lack
> >anything resembling a clue about road racing.
>
> Then why do you refuse to have an "illegal speed contest" on the
> open
> road with me, Zero? And you don't even have to show any money.
>Because you're claims are about how fast I should be able to go
>around
>Laguna Seca, so that's where you need to show me how much faster you
>could go.
worthless family member who is a Luzer much like you and of the same
age bracket hit me up. Like you he didn't have money for his bills .
They were going to turn off his phone and electric and he was late
with his condo fees. He said he needed "A loan". He tried to hit my
brother up but he still owes him for the last three "loans". My
brother said; "write it off, you'll never see it".
But your all hat anyway, Zero.
My prediction, you will dance away from a road race with me until the
end of your time.
And that is why you are the President of the "Three Zeros Club".
Two quick question: Have you given up your "business" of "setting
up" iPads in the middle of the night since your early inheritance
windfall. Did you "help" your mom down a flight of stairs?
Sandman
Jun 30, 2012, 5:19:01 PM6/30/12
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In article <%7GHr.45928$v14....@newsfe06.iad>,
back and forth a bit? I know, I know, that'll break your spine and hip
welfare boy, but hey, maybe it will go faster?
--
Sandman[.net]
"Michael" <Archange...@aol.com> wrote:
> > It's called "I'm scared".
>
> >How to do 100 mph in Michaels shitbox Hyundai?
>
> That would be a trick.
That's what I'm saying. Maybe you should sit behind the wheel and rock
> > It's called "I'm scared".
>
> >How to do 100 mph in Michaels shitbox Hyundai?
>
> That would be a trick.
back and forth a bit? I know, I know, that'll break your spine and hip
welfare boy, but hey, maybe it will go faster?
--
Sandman[.net]
Sandman
Jun 30, 2012, 5:22:39 PM6/30/12
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In article <H0JHr.50550$ji7....@newsfe20.iad>,
couldn't even afford a shitbox plastic Hyundai even? That's pretty
sad. I think they hand out Hyundais to homeless people here in Sweden,
since no would be found dead buying one.
--
Sandman[.net]
"Michael" <Archange...@aol.com> wrote:
> >Because you're claims are about how fast I should be able to go
> >around Laguna Seca, so that's where you need to show me how much
> >faster you could go.
>
> Sorry, my budget won't permit Laguna Seca.
You can't afford $1,300??? Wtf, how poor are you? So basically, you
> >Because you're claims are about how fast I should be able to go
> >around Laguna Seca, so that's where you need to show me how much
> >faster you could go.
>
> Sorry, my budget won't permit Laguna Seca.
couldn't even afford a shitbox plastic Hyundai even? That's pretty
sad. I think they hand out Hyundais to homeless people here in Sweden,
since no would be found dead buying one.
--
Sandman[.net]
Michael
Jun 30, 2012, 5:56:38 PM6/30/12
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"Sandman" wrote in message
news:mr-6A6584.23...@News.Individual.NET...
you were forced to.
Alan Baker
Jun 30, 2012, 8:07:24 PM6/30/12
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In article <H0JHr.50550$ji7....@newsfe20.iad>,
Riiiight. Next thing you know, you'll have to sell your "Giallo".
LOL
>
> But your all hat anyway, Zero.
>
> My prediction, you will dance away from a road race with me until the
> end of your time.
I've already offered you a real road race, Michael.
>
> And that is why you are the President of the "Three Zeros Club".
>
> Two quick question: Have you given up your "business" of "setting
> up" iPads in the middle of the night since your early inheritance
> windfall. Did you "help" your mom down a flight of stairs?
My mother is alive and well... ...and has never had to give me a dime.
LOL
>
> But your all hat anyway, Zero.
>
> My prediction, you will dance away from a road race with me until the
> end of your time.
>
> And that is why you are the President of the "Three Zeros Club".
>
> Two quick question: Have you given up your "business" of "setting
> up" iPads in the middle of the night since your early inheritance
> windfall. Did you "help" your mom down a flight of stairs?
Michael
Jun 30, 2012, 8:47:28 PM6/30/12
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
>LOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
>
> But your all hat anyway, Zero.
>
> My prediction, you will dance away from a road race with me until
> the
> end of your time.
>I've already offered you a real road race, Michael.
Yes "real" in a "staged" sort of way. You are a frightened rabbit.
When it comes to a "real" bet you dance away - very fast. HOOT!!!
BWAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA.
>
> And that is why you are the President of the "Three Zeros Club".
>
> Two quick question: Have you given up your "business" of "setting
> up" iPads in the middle of the night since your early inheritance
> windfall. Did you "help" your mom down a flight of stairs?
>My mother is alive and well... ...and has never had to give me a
>dime.
you begged and ran a guilt trip like the little creep you are, and
mommy "felt bad". Zero.
Alan Baker
Jun 30, 2012, 8:51:01 PM6/30/12
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In article <v6NHr.9684$9t4....@newsfe17.iad>,
Nope. I'm just not driving across the country for you to be a no-show...
...again.
>
> >
> > And that is why you are the President of the "Three Zeros Club".
> >
> > Two quick question: Have you given up your "business" of "setting
> > up" iPads in the middle of the night since your early inheritance
> > windfall. Did you "help" your mom down a flight of stairs?
>
> >My mother is alive and well... ...and has never had to give me a
> >dime.
>
> Yes - the operative phrase here is "never had to". Of course not,
> you begged and ran a guilt trip like the little creep you are, and
> mommy "felt bad". Zero.
Nope. Never has either.
...again.
>
> >
> > And that is why you are the President of the "Three Zeros Club".
> >
> > Two quick question: Have you given up your "business" of "setting
> > up" iPads in the middle of the night since your early inheritance
> > windfall. Did you "help" your mom down a flight of stairs?
>
> >My mother is alive and well... ...and has never had to give me a
> >dime.
>
> Yes - the operative phrase here is "never had to". Of course not,
> you begged and ran a guilt trip like the little creep you are, and
> mommy "felt bad". Zero.
Michael
Jun 30, 2012, 9:19:18 PM6/30/12
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
>...again.
And now you are forced to resort to lies, again, Zero.
>
> >
> > And that is why you are the President of the "Three Zeros Club".
> >
> > Two quick question: Have you given up your "business" of
> > "setting
> > up" iPads in the middle of the night since your early inheritance
> > windfall. Did you "help" your mom down a flight of stairs?
>
> >My mother is alive and well... ...and has never had to give me a
> >dime.
>
> Yes - the operative phrase here is "never had to". Of course not,
> you begged and ran a guilt trip like the little creep you are, and
> mommy "felt bad". Zero.
>Nope. Never has either.
Again, did you give up your HOOT! business of setting up iPads in the
middle of the night now that you have a few bucks to squander.
My prediction: In ten years you will be living in a cardboard box
instead of that run down, 450 sq. ft. pos, shoebox you live in now.
The one Daddy bought for you, Zero
Alan Baker
Jun 30, 2012, 9:31:38 PM6/30/12
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In article <kANHr.15328$iI7....@newsfe03.iad>,
>
>
> >
> > >
> > > And that is why you are the President of the "Three Zeros Club".
> > >
> > > Two quick question: Have you given up your "business" of
> > > "setting
> > > up" iPads in the middle of the night since your early inheritance
> > > windfall. Did you "help" your mom down a flight of stairs?
> >
> > >My mother is alive and well... ...and has never had to give me a
> > >dime.
> >
> > Yes - the operative phrase here is "never had to". Of course not,
> > you begged and ran a guilt trip like the little creep you are, and
> > mommy "felt bad". Zero.
>
> >Nope. Never has either.
>
> I do stand corrected. "Happy". Happy to help out her retarded child.
Nope. She's never given me any money.
>
> Again, did you give up your HOOT! business of setting up iPads in the
> middle of the night now that you have a few bucks to squander.
I never had any such business.
>
> My prediction: In ten years you will be living in a cardboard box
> instead of that run down, 450 sq. ft. pos, shoebox you live in now.
> The one Daddy bought for you, Zero
No one bought it for me. I bought and paid for it myself.
"Michael" <Archange...@aol.com> wrote:
> > > My prediction, you will dance away from a road race with me until
> > > the
> > > end of your time.
> >
> > >I've already offered you a real road race, Michael.
> >
> > HOOT!!!! BWAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA.
> >
> > Yes "real" in a "staged" sort of way. You are a frightened rabbit.
> > When it comes to a "real" bet you dance away - very fast. HOOT!!!
> > BWAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA.
>
> >Nope. I'm just not driving across the country for you to be a
> >no-show...
>
> HOOT!!!! And another not to creative excuse from Zero.
>
> >...again.
>
> And now you are forced to resort to lies, again, Zero.
It's the simple truth... ...as hh demonstrated again.
> > > My prediction, you will dance away from a road race with me until
> > > the
> > > end of your time.
> >
> > >I've already offered you a real road race, Michael.
> >
> > HOOT!!!! BWAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA.
> >
> > Yes "real" in a "staged" sort of way. You are a frightened rabbit.
> > When it comes to a "real" bet you dance away - very fast. HOOT!!!
> > BWAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA.
>
> >Nope. I'm just not driving across the country for you to be a
> >no-show...
>
> HOOT!!!! And another not to creative excuse from Zero.
>
> >...again.
>
> And now you are forced to resort to lies, again, Zero.
>
>
> >
> > >
> > > And that is why you are the President of the "Three Zeros Club".
> > >
> > > Two quick question: Have you given up your "business" of
> > > "setting
> > > up" iPads in the middle of the night since your early inheritance
> > > windfall. Did you "help" your mom down a flight of stairs?
> >
> > >My mother is alive and well... ...and has never had to give me a
> > >dime.
> >
> > Yes - the operative phrase here is "never had to". Of course not,
> > you begged and ran a guilt trip like the little creep you are, and
> > mommy "felt bad". Zero.
>
> >Nope. Never has either.
>
> I do stand corrected. "Happy". Happy to help out her retarded child.
>
> Again, did you give up your HOOT! business of setting up iPads in the
> middle of the night now that you have a few bucks to squander.
>
> My prediction: In ten years you will be living in a cardboard box
> instead of that run down, 450 sq. ft. pos, shoebox you live in now.
> The one Daddy bought for you, Zero
-hh
Jun 30, 2012, 9:41:49 PM6/30/12
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On Jun 30, 5:56 pm, "Michael" <ArchangelMich...@aol.com> wrote:
> "Sandman" wrote in message
>
> news:mr-6A6584.23...@News.Individual.NET...
>
> In article <H0JHr.50550$ji7.43...@newsfe20.iad>,
> "Sandman" wrote in message
>
> news:mr-6A6584.23...@News.Individual.NET...
>
>
> "Michael" <ArchangelMich...@aol.com> wrote:
> > >Because you're claims are about how fast I should be able to go
> > >around Laguna Seca, so that's where you need to show me how much
> > >faster you could go.
>
> > Sorry, my budget won't permit Laguna Seca.
> >You can't afford $1,300??? Wtf, how poor are you? So basically, you
> >couldn't even afford a shitbox plastic Hyundai even? That's pretty
> >sad. I think they hand out Hyundais to homeless people here in
> >Sweden,
> >since no would be found dead buying one.
>
> I want to avoid moving out of a nice house and into a shithole, like
> you were forced to.
Except that it is only $1,300 which isn't due until September - -
> "Michael" <ArchangelMich...@aol.com> wrote:
> > >Because you're claims are about how fast I should be able to go
> > >around Laguna Seca, so that's where you need to show me how much
> > >faster you could go.
>
> > Sorry, my budget won't permit Laguna Seca.
> >You can't afford $1,300??? Wtf, how poor are you? So basically, you
> >couldn't even afford a shitbox plastic Hyundai even? That's pretty
> >sad. I think they hand out Hyundais to homeless people here in
> >Sweden,
> >since no would be found dead buying one.
>
> I want to avoid moving out of a nice house and into a shithole, like
> you were forced to.
yes, **three months** from now, Mister Cash Flow :-)
-huh
Michael
Jun 30, 2012, 11:07:52 PM6/30/12
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
In article <kANHr.15328$iI7....@newsfe03.iad>,
"Michael" <Archange...@aol.com> wrote:
> > > My prediction, you will dance away from a road race with me
> > > until
> > > the
> > > end of your time.
> >
> > >I've already offered you a real road race, Michael.
> >
> > HOOT!!!! BWAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA.
> >
> > Yes "real" in a "staged" sort of way. You are a frightened
> > rabbit.
> > When it comes to a "real" bet you dance away - very fast. HOOT!!!
> > BWAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA.
>
> >Nope. I'm just not driving across the country for you to be a
> >no-show...
>
> HOOT!!!! And another not to creative excuse from Zero.
>
> >...again.
>
> And now you are forced to resort to lies, again, Zero.
>It's the simple truth... ...as hh demonstrated again.
>
> >
> > >
> > > And that is why you are the President of the "Three Zeros Club".
> > >
> > > Two quick question: Have you given up your "business" of
> > > "setting
> > > up" iPads in the middle of the night since your early
> > > inheritance
> > > windfall. Did you "help" your mom down a flight of stairs?
> >
> > >My mother is alive and well... ...and has never had to give me a
> > >dime.
> >
> > Yes - the operative phrase here is "never had to". Of course
> > not,
> > you begged and ran a guilt trip like the little creep you are, and
> > mommy "felt bad". Zero.
>
> >Nope. Never has either.
>
> I do stand corrected. "Happy". Happy to help out her retarded
> child.
>Nope. She's never given me any money.
BWAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA
> >
> > >
> > > And that is why you are the President of the "Three Zeros Club".
> > >
> > > Two quick question: Have you given up your "business" of
> > > "setting
> > > up" iPads in the middle of the night since your early
> > > inheritance
> > > windfall. Did you "help" your mom down a flight of stairs?
> >
> > >My mother is alive and well... ...and has never had to give me a
> > >dime.
> >
> > Yes - the operative phrase here is "never had to". Of course
> > not,
> > you begged and ran a guilt trip like the little creep you are, and
> > mommy "felt bad". Zero.
>
> >Nope. Never has either.
>
> I do stand corrected. "Happy". Happy to help out her retarded
> child.
>Nope. She's never given me any money.
>
> Again, did you give up your HOOT! business of setting up iPads in
> the
> middle of the night now that you have a few bucks to squander.
>
I never had any such business.
>
> My prediction: In ten years you will be living in a cardboard box
> instead of that run down, 450 sq. ft. pos, shoebox you live in now.
> The one Daddy bought for you, Zero
>No one bought it for me. I bought and paid for it myself.
Alan Baker
Jun 30, 2012, 11:22:05 PM6/30/12
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In article <7aPHr.61409$hJ3....@newsfe14.iad>,
Keep on baying....
Michael
Jun 30, 2012, 11:25:00 PM6/30/12
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
--
Michael
Jun 30, 2012, 11:32:07 PM6/30/12
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"-hh" wrote in message
news:ab02529a-e6a7-4165...@v33g2000yqv.googlegroups.com...
You can't get anything in a roach coach around here for $1300 a
MONTH, Zero.
Now go slop the hogs.
Alan Baker
Jun 30, 2012, 11:38:43 PM6/30/12
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In article <SwPHr.55951$GJ4....@newsfe16.iad>,
Please. Your place is worth about $80K and rents for about $900.
Sandman
Jul 1, 2012, 3:29:29 AM7/1/12
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In article <lCKHr.61395$hJ3....@newsfe14.iad>,
your "house" Hahahahahahhahahhaa!!!!!
How is life in the slum, welfare boy? Whose computer are you
lending/stealing to post to usenet?
--
Sandman[.net]
"Michael" <Archange...@aol.com> wrote:
> > >Because you're claims are about how fast I should be able to go
> > >around Laguna Seca, so that's where you need to show me how much
> > >faster you could go.
> >
> > Sorry, my budget won't permit Laguna Seca.
>
> >You can't afford $1,300??? Wtf, how poor are you? So basically, you
> >couldn't even afford a shitbox plastic Hyundai even? That's pretty
> >sad. I think they hand out Hyundais to homeless people here in
> >Sweden,
> >since no would be found dead buying one.
>
>
> I want to avoid moving out of a nice house and into a shithole
You already LIVE in a shithole! And $1,300 would force you to sell
> > >Because you're claims are about how fast I should be able to go
> > >around Laguna Seca, so that's where you need to show me how much
> > >faster you could go.
> >
> > Sorry, my budget won't permit Laguna Seca.
>
> >You can't afford $1,300??? Wtf, how poor are you? So basically, you
> >couldn't even afford a shitbox plastic Hyundai even? That's pretty
> >sad. I think they hand out Hyundais to homeless people here in
> >Sweden,
> >since no would be found dead buying one.
>
>
> I want to avoid moving out of a nice house and into a shithole
your "house" Hahahahahahhahahhaa!!!!!
How is life in the slum, welfare boy? Whose computer are you
lending/stealing to post to usenet?
--
Sandman[.net]
Michael
Jul 1, 2012, 9:14:36 AM7/1/12
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
Michael
Jul 1, 2012, 9:36:15 AM7/1/12
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"Sandman" wrote in message
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crappier office in the shit part of town and moving your family from a
decent downtown location to a hovel in the sticks must have taken all
your self esteem. You sound rather strident. The stress is showing
in your posts. Do they have homeless shelters in your socialist
shithole country so your wife and kids won't be forced to live under a
railroad bridge while your wife goes back to selling herself for a few
Kroner?
Maybe you could get a real job? But you do seem to lack any
meaningful skills. Do they have MacDonald's in Sweden? Or Walmart?
But be sure to shave and bathe before applying, I don't think the
Hillbilly look will go over to big.
BWAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
Try not to use the wrong sock again in your next "brilliant" reply.
Sandman
Jul 1, 2012, 2:24:36 PM7/1/12
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In article <enYHr.45668$l_1....@newsfe21.iad>,
How the fuck did you manage to end up in a crappy $80k shithole to
live in? It's what I paid for my *CAR*, and that's what you live in.
Damn, life in the ghetto must be a bummer.
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Sandman[.net]
live in? It's what I paid for my *CAR*, and that's what you live in.
Damn, life in the ghetto must be a bummer.
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Michael
Jul 1, 2012, 3:12:48 PM7/1/12
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> It's what I paid for my *CAR*, and that's what you live in.
>Damn, life in the ghetto must be a bummer.
supposedly have a HAR, HAR, HAR, 80K car, which you refuse to name,
and some expensive Apple equipment, you say, but your office and home
are shitholes. What do you put on the table to eat every day, rice
and beans.
So, about your "car", it was 80K, 12 years ago and you bought it used
last week?
Sandman
Jul 1, 2012, 3:23:25 PM7/1/12
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In article <Ki1Ir.18169$3z3....@newsfe01.iad>,
is a $80K car way out of your league? How about that Ferrari you
wanted to pretend you could afford? Hahaha!!! :)
--
Sandman[.net]
"Michael" <Archange...@aol.com> wrote:
> >How the fuck did you manage to end up in a crappy $80k shithole to
> >live in?
>
> ??? Address? Baker can, HOOT! supply it.
>
> > It's what I paid for my *CAR*, and that's what you live in.
> >Damn, life in the ghetto must be a bummer.
>
> See, that’s your problem, you have confused your priorities. You
> supposedly have a HAR, HAR, HAR, 80K car, which you refuse to name,
> and some expensive Apple equipment, you say, but your office and home
> are shitholes. What do you put on the table to eat every day, rice
> and beans.
>
> So, about your "car", it was 80K, 12 years ago and you bought it used
> last week?
I've already posted what car I drive here in csma, Mr Patelmo. What,
> >How the fuck did you manage to end up in a crappy $80k shithole to
> >live in?
>
> ??? Address? Baker can, HOOT! supply it.
>
> > It's what I paid for my *CAR*, and that's what you live in.
> >Damn, life in the ghetto must be a bummer.
>
> See, that’s your problem, you have confused your priorities. You
> supposedly have a HAR, HAR, HAR, 80K car, which you refuse to name,
> and some expensive Apple equipment, you say, but your office and home
> are shitholes. What do you put on the table to eat every day, rice
> and beans.
>
> So, about your "car", it was 80K, 12 years ago and you bought it used
> last week?
is a $80K car way out of your league? How about that Ferrari you
wanted to pretend you could afford? Hahaha!!! :)
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Sandman[.net]
Michael
Jul 1, 2012, 4:48:23 PM7/1/12
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"Sandman" wrote in message
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In article <Ki1Ir.18169$3z3....@newsfe01.iad>,
"Michael" <Archange...@aol.com> wrote:
> >How the fuck did you manage to end up in a crappy $80k shithole to
> >live in?
>
> ??? Address? Baker can, HOOT! supply it.
>
> > It's what I paid for my *CAR*, and that's what you live in.
> >Damn, life in the ghetto must be a bummer.
>
> See, that’s your problem, you have confused your priorities. You
> supposedly have a HAR, HAR, HAR, 80K car, which you refuse to name,
> and some expensive Apple equipment, you say, but your office and
> home
> are shitholes. What do you put on the table to eat every day, rice
> and beans.
>
> So, about your "car", it was 80K, 12 years ago and you bought it
> used
> last week?
>I've already posted what car I drive here in csma
> Mr Patelmo.
AH! No - I don't think so. But if you would like to make a wager I'm
ready. But I'm positive you will dance away - yet again.
> What,
>is a $80K car way out of your league?
But I'll put it this way, anything you can afford, I can afford at
least 2. After all, it is you with the failing business, while mine
is robustly healthy.
It is you who lives in a hovel, while I live in a rather nice home on
the water.
It is you whose office is in the "low life" section of town, as
witnessed by your foolish posting of the address, while mine is in a
rather upscale location in a nice building.
So rather than rail against those who are more successful than you,
people as myself, try to keep in mind, your dire straits are the
result of your own poor life choices.
> How about that Ferrari you
>wanted to pretend you could afford? Hahaha!!! :)
frightening you? It's most likely the pigs in your back room.
You sound.......edgy and strident and close to the edge. Jump! But
make it a high building surrounded by concrete. Or throw yourself in
front of a heavy, speeding steamroller or a fast train. If those
suggestions aren't to your liking, an overdose of cyanide or arsenic
perhaps?
Too bad you were frightened to meet the Florida trolls when you were
down in Orlando, at, MOOHOOHOOHAAHAAHAAARRR, Disney, and laid low in
the tall Florida weeds.
Let me assure you, your cowardice was your salvation. Now you can sit
behind your keyboard thousands of miles away without fear or
recrimination. Such a sad, big, dumb, hillbilly oaf.
Are we done now? If so, I leave the last to you. If not, I also
leave the last to you. Try, try hard. You never do seem to make it
worthwhile, ZERO.
-hh
Jul 1, 2012, 4:58:34 PM7/1/12
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"Michael" <ArchangelMich...@aol.com> wrote:
> "-hh" wrote:
$1300, even when you have THREE months with which to do it in.
...at least without Photoshop. Too bad the Skip Barber school in
Laguna doesn't accept that :-)
-hh
> "-hh" wrote:
> > > >"Michael" <ArchangelMich...@aol.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Sorry, my budget won't permit Laguna Seca.
> > > >
> > > > You can't afford $1,300??? Wtf, how poor are you? So basically, you
> > > > couldn't even afford a shitbox plastic Hyundai even? That's pretty
> > > > sad. I think they hand out Hyundais to homeless people here in
> > > > Sweden, since no would be found dead buying one.
>
> > > I want to avoid moving out of a nice house and into a shithole,
> > > like you were forced to.
> >
> > Except that it is only $1,300 which isn't due until September - -
> > yes, **three months** from now, Mister Cash Flow :-)
>
> ???????? WTF are you babbling about, Hillbilly...err Punjab?
Oh, merely that you've just said that you can't even raise a mere
> > > > >
> > > > > Sorry, my budget won't permit Laguna Seca.
> > > >
> > > > You can't afford $1,300??? Wtf, how poor are you? So basically, you
> > > > couldn't even afford a shitbox plastic Hyundai even? That's pretty
> > > > sad. I think they hand out Hyundais to homeless people here in
> > > > Sweden, since no would be found dead buying one.
>
> > > I want to avoid moving out of a nice house and into a shithole,
> > > like you were forced to.
> >
> > Except that it is only $1,300 which isn't due until September - -
> > yes, **three months** from now, Mister Cash Flow :-)
>
> ???????? WTF are you babbling about, Hillbilly...err Punjab?
$1300, even when you have THREE months with which to do it in.
...at least without Photoshop. Too bad the Skip Barber school in
Laguna doesn't accept that :-)
-hh
Michael
Jul 1, 2012, 6:28:02 PM7/1/12
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Have you been sniffing glue? Smoking camel shit? Did you suffer from
a mild stroke or a brain tumor?
BTW: To have me show at Laguna Seca for a speed contest with ZERO
Baker, will cost a 50K ante. He knows, and now you know, you indigent
douchebag.
Put your money where your big mouth is. Sadly, you could have gotten
in for $10 bucks, but you're, MOOHOOHOOHAAHAAHAAHAAARRRRRR, rich.
Call me when you have the cash, and not before, .
Michael
Jul 1, 2012, 6:34:13 PM7/1/12
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http://s1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee397/Jaybirdsong/?action=view¤t=-hh.jpg
-hh
Jul 1, 2012, 7:59:00 PM7/1/12
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On Jul 1, 6:28 pm, "Michael" <ArchangelMich...@aol.com> wrote:
> "-hh" wrote in message
> > > > > You can't afford $1,300??? Wtf, how poor are you? So
> > > > > basically, you
> > > > > couldn't even afford a shitbox plastic Hyundai even? That's
> > > > > pretty
> > > > > sad. I think they hand out Hyundais to homeless people here in
> > > > > Sweden, since no would be found dead buying one.
>
> > > > I want to avoid moving out of a nice house and into a shithole,
> > > > like you were forced to.
>
> > > Except that it is only $1,300 which isn't due until September - -
> > > yes, **three months** from now, Mister Cash Flow :-)
>
> > ???????? WTF are you babbling about, Hillbilly...err Punjab?
> >Oh, merely that you've just said that you can't even raise a mere
> >$1300, even when you have THREE months with which to do it in.
>
> WTF are you babbling about, Punjab?? You seem to be coming unglued.
> Have you been sniffing glue? Smoking camel shit? Did you suffer from
> a mild stroke or a brain tumor?
>
> BTW: To have me show at Laguna Seca for a speed contest with ZERO
> Baker, will cost a 50K ante. He knows, and now you know, you indigent
> douchebag.
Amazing how "Mr. Moneybags" is constantly trying to prostitute himself
out, and how the amount keeps on getting higher and higher in his
desperation. Sorry, but it is far more entertaining to remind you how
you couldn't even come up with $200 on short notice for the
deposit :-)
> Put your money where your big mouth is. Sadly, you could have gotten
> in for $10 bucks, but you're, MOOHOOHOOHAAHAAHAAHAAARRRRRR, rich.
>
> Call me when you have the cash, and not before, .
"Sorry, my budget won't permit Laguna Seca" - Running Rabbit Michael
Sockpuppet
:-)
-hh
> "-hh" wrote in message
> > "Michael" <ArchangelMich...@aol.com> wrote:
> > > "-hh" wrote:
> > > > "Michael" <ArchangelMich...@aol.com> wrote:
> > > > > "Sandman" wrote in message
> > > > > >"Michael" <ArchangelMich...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > > Sorry, my budget won't permit Laguna Seca.
Wooo Hooo! That's a keeper.
> > > "-hh" wrote:
> > > > "Michael" <ArchangelMich...@aol.com> wrote:
> > > > > "Sandman" wrote in message
> > > > > >"Michael" <ArchangelMich...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > > Sorry, my budget won't permit Laguna Seca.
> > > > > You can't afford $1,300??? Wtf, how poor are you? So
> > > > > basically, you
> > > > > couldn't even afford a shitbox plastic Hyundai even? That's
> > > > > pretty
> > > > > sad. I think they hand out Hyundais to homeless people here in
> > > > > Sweden, since no would be found dead buying one.
>
> > > > I want to avoid moving out of a nice house and into a shithole,
> > > > like you were forced to.
>
> > > Except that it is only $1,300 which isn't due until September - -
> > > yes, **three months** from now, Mister Cash Flow :-)
>
> > ???????? WTF are you babbling about, Hillbilly...err Punjab?
> >Oh, merely that you've just said that you can't even raise a mere
> >$1300, even when you have THREE months with which to do it in.
>
> WTF are you babbling about, Punjab?? You seem to be coming unglued.
> Have you been sniffing glue? Smoking camel shit? Did you suffer from
> a mild stroke or a brain tumor?
>
> BTW: To have me show at Laguna Seca for a speed contest with ZERO
> Baker, will cost a 50K ante. He knows, and now you know, you indigent
> douchebag.
out, and how the amount keeps on getting higher and higher in his
desperation. Sorry, but it is far more entertaining to remind you how
you couldn't even come up with $200 on short notice for the
deposit :-)
> Put your money where your big mouth is. Sadly, you could have gotten
> in for $10 bucks, but you're, MOOHOOHOOHAAHAAHAAHAAARRRRRR, rich.
>
> Call me when you have the cash, and not before, .
Sockpuppet
:-)
-hh
-hh
Jul 1, 2012, 7:59:08 PM7/1/12
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Your alleged "martini with three blue cheese stuffed olives" is
causing you to rant...again. Too bad there's still no pic.
-hh
Sandman
Jul 2, 2012, 2:45:27 AM7/2/12
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In article <lI2Ir.43299$Bp1....@newsfe10.iad>,
> > Mr Patelmo.
>
> AH! No - I don't think so. But if you would like to make a wager I'm
> ready. But I'm positive you will dance away - yet again.
What you "think" is pretty irrelevant.
> > What, is a $80K car way out of your league?
>
> I don't recall saying if it is or isn't.
But you did, when you said you can't even afford Laguna Seca. Hahaha!
Welfare must bea bitch.
> But I'll put it this way, anything you can afford, I can afford at
> least 2. After all, it is you with the failing business, while mine
> is robustly healthy.
Hahaha!!!!!!
> It is you who lives in a hovel, while I live in a rather nice home on
> the water.
$80k shithouse. That's just depressing.
> Too bad you were frightened to meet the Florida trolls when you were
> down in Orlando, at, MOOHOOHOOHAAHAAHAAARRR, Disney, and laid low in
> the tall Florida weeds.
Yeah, you ran screaming like a little girl back then. No guts, no
money and no glory :-D
> Are we done now? If so, I leave the last to you.
Hahahahaahahah!!!
$80k shithouse,just way too depressing.
--
Sandman[.net]
"Michael" <Archange...@aol.com> wrote:
> > So, about your "car", it was 80K, 12 years ago and you bought it
> > used last week?
>
> >I've already posted what car I drive here in csma
>
> Care to refresh my memory, Zero? Was it a pedal car?
Do your own homework. I have no need to brag about my car here.
> > So, about your "car", it was 80K, 12 years ago and you bought it
> > used last week?
>
> >I've already posted what car I drive here in csma
>
> Care to refresh my memory, Zero? Was it a pedal car?
> > Mr Patelmo.
>
> AH! No - I don't think so. But if you would like to make a wager I'm
> ready. But I'm positive you will dance away - yet again.
> > What, is a $80K car way out of your league?
>
> I don't recall saying if it is or isn't.
Welfare must bea bitch.
> But I'll put it this way, anything you can afford, I can afford at
> least 2. After all, it is you with the failing business, while mine
> is robustly healthy.
> It is you who lives in a hovel, while I live in a rather nice home on
> the water.
> Too bad you were frightened to meet the Florida trolls when you were
> down in Orlando, at, MOOHOOHOOHAAHAAHAAARRR, Disney, and laid low in
> the tall Florida weeds.
money and no glory :-D
> Are we done now? If so, I leave the last to you.
$80k shithouse,just way too depressing.
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Sandman[.net]
Michael
Jul 2, 2012, 8:33:09 AM7/2/12
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alteration of my post - you still look like the big, dumb, buffoon
hillbilly you are.
Bye, ZERO.
Maybe you can bay at the moon one more amusing time?
AAAHHHHHOOOOOOOOO, AHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO, AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Not too
loud thought, they'll come and take you away to the pound.
Sandman
Jul 2, 2012, 9:09:20 AM7/2/12
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In article <2ygIr.45997$l_1....@newsfe21.iad>,
something as cheap as a couple of days at the Laguna Seca and
fantisizing about owning a Ferrari - is usenet trolling the ONLY thing
you can do to make time pass? Can't Brian come over and keep you
company, or are you just too old to be of any interest to him. I hear
he prefer his company a bit on the young side :/
That is, when he's not busy jerking off to girls putting on socks on
youtube. Hahahah! You guys are such losers that it's not even funny to
make fun of you :-D
--
Sandman[.net]
"Michael" <Archange...@aol.com> wrote:
> >$80k shithouse,just way too depressing.
>
> See - you couldn't make it good, even with all that snipping and
> alteration of my post - you still look like the big, dumb, buffoon
> hillbilly you are.
>
> Bye, ZERO.
>
> Maybe you can bay at the moon one more amusing time?
> AAAHHHHHOOOOOOOOO, AHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO, AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Not too
> loud thought, they'll come and take you away to the pound.
So when you sit there in your $80k house, not being able to afford
> >$80k shithouse,just way too depressing.
>
> See - you couldn't make it good, even with all that snipping and
> alteration of my post - you still look like the big, dumb, buffoon
> hillbilly you are.
>
> Bye, ZERO.
>
> Maybe you can bay at the moon one more amusing time?
> AAAHHHHHOOOOOOOOO, AHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO, AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Not too
> loud thought, they'll come and take you away to the pound.
something as cheap as a couple of days at the Laguna Seca and
fantisizing about owning a Ferrari - is usenet trolling the ONLY thing
you can do to make time pass? Can't Brian come over and keep you
company, or are you just too old to be of any interest to him. I hear
he prefer his company a bit on the young side :/
That is, when he's not busy jerking off to girls putting on socks on
youtube. Hahahah! You guys are such losers that it's not even funny to
make fun of you :-D
--
Sandman[.net]
Michael
Jul 2, 2012, 9:38:22 AM7/2/12
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Like the nebulous info you supplied "I'll be at this hotel in
Orlando, come try to find me". HOOT!!
Bye, ZERO
Sandman
Jul 2, 2012, 10:10:17 AM7/2/12
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In article <bvhIr.17365$5i7....@newsfe19.iad>,
transportation to get to the hotel. That's not at all uncommon for
welfare hobos from the ghetto. Maybe you should sell your house so you
can afford to ride the bus for a week?
--
Sandman[.net]
"Michael" <Archange...@aol.com> wrote:
> >Your alleged "martini with three blue cheese stuffed olives" is
> >causing you to rant...again. Too bad there's still no pic.
>
> Like the pic you supplied? Oh, right.
>
> Like the nebulous info you supplied "I'll be at this hotel in
> Orlando, come try to find me". HOOT!!
>
> Bye, ZERO
It's ok, MIchael. We understand that you can't afford public
> >Your alleged "martini with three blue cheese stuffed olives" is
> >causing you to rant...again. Too bad there's still no pic.
>
> Like the pic you supplied? Oh, right.
>
> Like the nebulous info you supplied "I'll be at this hotel in
> Orlando, come try to find me". HOOT!!
>
> Bye, ZERO
transportation to get to the hotel. That's not at all uncommon for
welfare hobos from the ghetto. Maybe you should sell your house so you
can afford to ride the bus for a week?
--
Sandman[.net]
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