OT to CT
Basil Holloway
Comcast has put me on the banned list again.
Your email 27th Dec, I replied same day and got it bounced back today.
" Your message was not delivered because the destination computer was
not reachable within the allowed queue period. The amount of time
a message is queued before it is returned depends on local configura-
tion parameters.
Most likely there is a network problem that prevented delivery, but
it is also possible that the computer is turned off, or does not
have a mail system running right now. "
Yes, would like a copy of those two DVD's.
Happy New Year buddy.
Thanks
Basil
Tim Knight/CT
Comcast is as full of shit as a Christmas Turkey..........the mail
system runs intermittently......and they knock you off line if you
don't provide input. They do it about 10 times during my waking
day........and the problem is that they are THE CABLE COMPANY here in
the Deep South. Good Old Boy politics runs this part of the
country.........
They just took on a job they couldn't handle......kind of like the
U.S.Government...
CT
Robert E. Watts
"Tim Knight/CT" <msgtk...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:ebf14932-51f4-45a9-a984-
Comcast is as full of shit as a Christmas Turkey..........
CT
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Sir, I don't know quite how to tell you this, but if you're getting a
Christmas Turkey, or any turkey actually, that is full of fecal matter, you
are doing something wrong !
In all the centuries I have been marooned on this miserable planet, I have
been around a LOT of turkeys, and I have NEVER seen this. I have personally
prepared the evil things in various ways, been around many prepared in
various ways, seen lots prepared on your TV in various ways, heard about
bazillions prepared in various way, and NEVER heard of anyone complaining
about their turkey being full of shit. Tasting like shit maybe, but never
full of the stuff. For some time, I liked the deep fry method, but have
since gone back to that hot thing in the kitchen. ( Deep fry is great, don't
get me wrong, but not cost effective, unless you're doing 5 or more at a
time for all the 'humes around. I have since turned the thing into a fish
fryer, onion fryer, potato fryer, pickle fryer, Twinkie� fryer, pastry
fryer, etc fryer ) Tried the Insty Vape Oven, but never got it right.
My assigned 'hume prepares probably one of the best oven roasted turkeys on
the planet. She has never prepared one that is full of shit.
I can only think of a couple of things that might be happening here:
When you go out hunting with your M60, fully restored Sherman Tank, or
simply traipsing merrily through the Deep Southern Georgia Jungles dressed
only in your tank top battle fatigues, Daisy Mae cut offs, combat boots, and
that foot long "survival knife" stuck in your mouth, you *should be* scaring
the s**t right out of any turkeys in your general vicinity. However, just
like in the 'hume world, you may occasionally get a turkey who does things
backwards, and gets the bowl movement thing all wrong. Still, I would
imagine that to be quite rare, and not something you would get on a regular
basis.
The only other thing I can think of is someone is playing a trick on you,
and stuffing your turkey with something distasteful. If you are purchasing
one of those store bought fully prepared Christmas Turkey's in this manner,
I would march right down to whom ever sold you the thing, and lay waste to
the entire area. With EXTREME PREJUDICE. Don't want any survivors, except
just one. This one will tell others what happened, and a legend, or in your
case another legend, one of many, will be born, and no one will ever serve
you a Christmas Turkey with shit in it ever again !
If that fails to get results, let me know. I'll make a couple of calls and
get this cleared right up.
Thank you again, Sir.
--
bobwatts
Watts Carburetion Service
WhizzBang Computers
" collector of Asian transfat plastic trinkets ! "
EartH // KlaXXoN
William R. Walsh
"It's Comcastic". Now you know just the phrase for it. :-)
Mediabomb is "the* cable company around these parts although Comcast
has its foot in the door. Mediabomb's service is better, although the
Comcast tech support reps are friendlier. (Now if it were possible to
get the issue resolved with less than five phone transfers...I still
don't know how that cell phone battery kept going.)
William