Thank you for your addition to the killfile.
Roland Lau wrote in message <6rmbb5$oru$1...@enyo.uwa.edu.au>...
>Start Flame
>Dear:
> [x] Alleged Primate [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
> [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
> [x] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
> [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Punk
> [x] Fathead [ ] "Expert" [ ] Irritant
> [ ] Psycho [ ] Nut [ ] Wacko
> [ ] Other:
>
>You Are Being Flamed Because:
> [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
> [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
> [ ] You posted a binary in a format many readers can't use
> [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
> [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
> [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
> [ ] You posted in ALL CAPS
> [ ] You posted an ad in an inappropriate group
> [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
> [x] You started an off-topic thread
> [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
> [ ] You said "me too" to something
> [ ] You don't know which group to post in
> [x] You suck
> [ ] You brag about things that never happened
> [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
> [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
> [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
> [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
> [ ] I think you might be a fed
> [x] You're an idiot
> [x] You're a moron
> [x] You're an imbecile
> [ ] You can't recognize sarcasm
> [ ] You posted in eLiTe CaPiTaLs
> [x] You contributed nothing
> [x] You contributed less than nothing
> [ ] You posted concerning a subject you know nothing about
> [ ] You posted a pyramid scheme
> [ ] You pretended your pyramid scheme was legal
> [ ] You are trolling
>
>To Repent, You Must:
>
> [ ] Give up your AOL account
> [x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
> [ ] Eat your caps lock key
> [x] Jump into a bathtub while using an electrical appliance
> [x] Actually post something relevant
> [ ] Read the FAQ
> [x] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
> [ ] Post your tests to alt.test
> [ ] Stop sucking
> [ ] Never post again
> [ ] Die
> [ ] Go away
> [ ] Stop using your father/mother/older sibling's account
> [x] Invent a time machine, go back in time, and
> [ ] stop yourself from spamming
> [ ] stop your parents from conceiving
> [ ] stop your grandparents from conceiving
> [x] stay there
> [ ] Get a life
> [ ] Talk to someone of the opposite sex (other than 1-900-BIGTITS)
> [ ] Calm down
> [ ] Watch Full House (if this seems like a reward, please do all the
>above)
>
>In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
> [ ] Blow me
> [ ] Who cares?
> [ ] Fuck yourself
> [ ] I pity your dog
> [ ] Go to hell
> [ ] Never breed
> [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
> [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
> [ ] Learn to post or fuck off
> [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
> [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
> [x] All of the above
>
>End Flame.
>Thank you. Drive through.
>Matt Atvell wrote in message <6rlqjg$b0m$1...@node17.cwnet.frontiernet.net>...
To Repent, You Must:
And you're proving your maturity by quoting the whole nonsense...
Ciao, Klaus.