Frank Garcia
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You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
[ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a format many readers can't use
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You posted in ALL CAPS
[ ] You posted an ad in an inappropriate group
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[x] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[x] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[x] You're an idiot
[x] You're a moron
[x] You're an imbecile
[ ] You can't recognize sarcasm
[ ] You posted in eLiTe CaPiTaLs
[x] You contributed nothing
[x] You contributed less than nothing
[ ] You posted concerning a subject you know nothing about
[ ] You posted a pyramid scheme
[ ] You pretended your pyramid scheme was legal
[ ] You are trolling
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Eat your caps lock key
[x] Jump into a bathtub while using an electrical appliance
[x] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[x] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test
[ ] Stop sucking
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Die
[ ] Go away
[ ] Stop using your father/mother/older sibling's account
[x] Invent a time machine, go back in time, and
[ ] stop yourself from spamming
[ ] stop your parents from conceiving
[ ] stop your grandparents from conceiving
[x] stay there
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Talk to someone of the opposite sex (other than 1-900-BIGTITS)
[ ] Calm down
[ ] Watch Full House (if this seems like a reward, please do all the
above)
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Who cares?
[ ] Fuck yourself
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Never breed
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or fuck off
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[x] All of the above
End Flame.
Thank you. Drive through.
Matt Atvell wrote in message <6rlqjg$b0m$1...@node17.cwnet.frontiernet.net>...
Thank you for your addition to the killfile.
Roland Lau wrote in message <6rmbb5$oru$1...@enyo.uwa.edu.au>...
And you're proving your maturity by quoting the whole nonsense...
Ciao, Klaus.