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> Add madmanager to the list of things you can get for $1.00 - A
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> advice.
Here's Mad Eddy's Management advice - and it's free : you pay peanuts,
you get monkeys.
Greetz,
Eddy Sterckx
Bloodstar
The mind of a Karp at play lol
Ray O'Hara
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i always wondered about that saying. monkeys live in trees and peanuts grow
underground. its not like they'd ever find any.
and also the whole cats eating fish thing. fish are in the water and cats
never get wet, so a cat and a fish would never meet in the wild.
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> > On 12 mei, 19:15, gaint...@yeah.net wrote:
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> > > Add madmanager to the list of things you can get for $1.00 - A
> > > hamburger, a Sunday paper, a song for your ipod ... and now management
> > > advice.
>
> > Here's Mad Eddy's Management advice - and it's free : you pay peanuts,
> > you get monkeys.
>
> i always wondered about that saying. monkeys live in trees and peanuts grow
> underground. its not like they'd ever find any.
That's why they're prepared to work for them :)
Seriously : you can't get a monkey to do dull, repetitive work - even
if you pay him in peanuts - for an extended period of time. There were
a lot of studies about this done in the sixties and seventies and
apparantly the human mind can handle dull, repetitive work because he
can do this almost reflexisively while his mind is busy with thinking
about long term goals. A monkey can't see beyond the next peanut and
loses his motivation real quickly.
Greetz,
Eddy Sterckx
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"Ray O'Hara" <mary.p...@rcn.com> wrote in message
> i always wondered about that saying. monkeys live in trees and
peanuts grow
> underground. its not like they'd ever find any.
Is that really true or are you breaking his chops? I always thought
peanuts grew above ground, in trees or bushes.
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> "Ray O'Hara" <mary.palmu...@rcn.com> wrote in message
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> > i always wondered about that saying. monkeys live in trees and
> peanuts grow
>
> > underground. its not like they'd ever find any.
>
> Is that really true or are you breaking his chops?
Would take a bit more than that :)
> I always thought
> peanuts grew above ground, in trees or bushes.
As far as I'm concerned they grow at the end of the second isle from
the right in our local supermarket :)
Greetz,
Eddy Sterckx
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If you find yourself managing that way all your doing is showing your
boss is that you are not capable of doing your job. You're not there
to promote high turn over, theft, vandalism, or work slow down. Plus
there is a lot of other things your employees can do to 'get even'.
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> As far as I'm concerned they grow at the end of the second isle from
> the right in our local supermarket :)
Which reminds me - true story :
<guide> "and here we have the pineapples"
<me> looks up - nothing there - scratches head - looks down and
discovers to his amazement a pineapple is a kind of cabbage.
Greetz,
Eddy Sterckx
von Schmidt
> > I always thought
> > peanuts grew above ground, in trees or bushes.
>
> As far as I'm concerned they grow at the end of the second isle from
> the right in our local supermarket :)
>
> Greetz,
>
> Eddy Sterckx
"The peanut is unusual because it flowers above the ground, but fruits
below the ground. "
Google FTW!
Slow day at the office as well...
Regards,
-von Schmidt
Frank E
>Is that really true or are you breaking his chops? I always thought
>peanuts grew above ground, in trees or bushes.
They grow in the earth, like potatos.
Rgds, Frank
Ray O'Hara
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the grow on the roots
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/pgifs/Peanutplant_bw.GIF
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Well - I actually learned some thing today. Thanks