When you have a Mayor's House, the Info window has an entry for
Doorstops. I've looked in all my dictionaries, (inc. Webster's 3rd,
in case it was an Americanism), but I find no meaning other than a
device to arrest the movement of a door.
Why would anyone want to know the number of doorstops in a house?
Kay
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>This is probably an annoyingly trivial question. If so, blame
>my boyfriend: *he* wants the answer :)
>When you have a Mayor's House, the Info window has an entry for
>Doorstops. I've looked in all my dictionaries, (inc. Webster's 3rd,
>in case it was an Americanism), but I find no meaning other than a
>device to arrest the movement of a door.
>Why would anyone want to know the number of doorstops in a house?
Maybe it is the number of times that people stop by the door of the house?
If so, they could (and should) have renamed it "visitors"...
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so you *know* they're FUBAR...
I'm postive the 'Doorstops' entry is a joke.
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For all you foreigners, a "doorstop" in this context is a person who does
nothing but act as a doorstop.
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: I'm postive the 'Doorstops' entry is a joke.
No joke! For each doorstop, there must be a door, so this number gives
you a vague idea of the size of the house (kinda like the number of
dromedaries in the zoo :)
tk
Actually, I thought it was just sort of a joke. Kind of like telling you
how many pigeons are perched on your statue.
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Brad Smull
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Ah, but what if the doors swing both ways? Or doors without doorstops? Or if
if the dromedaries are all crowded into a single 5 meter square? (Of course, if
they *were*, the zoo would probably be shut down soon...)
A doorstop is someone who has a job but does no work -- a crony appointed by
the mayor whose job is to get his/her paycheck. Since they just sit or stand
around, all they're good for is being a doorstop.
Jim Battista
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: This is probably an annoyingly trivial question. If so, blame
: my boyfriend: *he* wants the answer :)
: When you have a Mayor's House, the Info window has an entry for
: Doorstops. I've looked in all my dictionaries, (inc. Webster's 3rd,
: in case it was an Americanism), but I find no meaning other than a
: device to arrest the movement of a door.
: Why would anyone want to know the number of doorstops in a house?
: Kay
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I kind of thought it was a snide reference to the number of employees of
the city. Since there is no City Hall until 10k population, they all
have to work at the Mayor's house. The bigger the city, the more
"doorstops" i.e. bureacrats or people who get in the way in general.
Just my two cents.
Mike
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>As far as I can tell the number of employees you start with is the same as
>the number of doorstops you end up with.
yes.
>So I assume that as time goes on
>the number of people willing to hold a door open for you decreases, hence
>the number of doorstops you need increases.
ack.
as time goes on, employees (people who work) turn into doorstops (people
who don't work, whose only function seems to be to sit around and act like
a doorstop.) anyone who's had arguments with civil employees knows that it's
impossible to fire one without an act of congress signed by god in triplicate.
so each year, one more employee (working person) turns into a doorstop
(non-working person sitting around). at the end, everybody's spends their
eight-hour days noting how nice it is to work for a boss who couldn't fire
you if you killed his wife.
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As far as I can tell the number of employees you start with is the same as
the number of doorstops you end up with. So I assume that as time goes on
the number of people willing to hold a door open for you decreases, hence
the number of doorstops you need increases. Bugger know what pigeons do
tho' (on the statue).
-Dino.
(sorry for the delay).
> Bugger know what pigeons do tho' (on the statue).
>-Dino.
Ever been to Trafalger Square :-)
Richard
of some workers at Maxis, it was changed.