Morrowoman: Taking it back!!!
Free Beer
My friends say she has the best body and face they have ever seen.
I think they are overrating her.
She has about a million bucks, not that much these days.
Her dad is a big beer distributor, I hate beer.
She has bad quirks, goes shopping once a week by herself and out with
her girlfriends on Friday nights. Pisses me off!
She loves giving hummers, which I don't like.
She has a red Ferarri. I hate that cuz it makes my car look dorky.
Anyway, I've had enough of her crap. I'm dropping her off back at the
mall.
Wanted to share this to prove to each and everyone of you just how
cool I am.
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"I got a gun it aint teeny, it makes up for my little weenie." Anon
Free Beer
n. 1. Mythical creature living under bridges. 2. On the net, someone
who says something someone else may not like hearing.
On Fri, 24 May 2002 03:08:16 GMT, Supreme Master in the Order of the
Dragons of Dracon <lordm...@dracon.com> wrote:
>Troll.
>
>
>On Thu, 23 May 2002 22:39:44 GMT, Free Beer <free...@houston.rr.com>
>wrote:
>"It doesn't matter how big or strong you are...a thumb to the eye will
>always slow you down." - Jesse Ventura, circa 1987
J Smith
-j
"Free Beer" <free...@houston.rr.com> wrote in message
news:gfrqeu0f0bihos9js...@4ax.com...
koop
> My friends say she has the best body and face they have ever seen.
> I think they are overrating her.
> She has about a million bucks, not that much these days.
> Her dad is a big beer distributor, I hate beer.
> She has bad quirks, goes shopping once a week by herself and out with
> her girlfriends on Friday nights. Pisses me off!
> She loves giving hummers, which I don't like.
> She has a red Ferarri. I hate that cuz it makes my car look dorky.
> Anyway, I've had enough of her crap. I'm dropping her off back at the
> mall.
>
> Wanted to share this to prove to each and everyone of you just how
> cool I am.
I haven't seen a single post that claims that MW is a bad game. Maybe you
need to calm down a bit.
Free Beer
wrote:
Gosh... I dont know what to say. :) I guess we live in different
worlds. :)
> Maybe you need to calm down a bit.
If I got any calmer I'd be asleep.
Gandelon
> Anyway, I've had enough of her crap. I'm dropping her off back at the
> mall.
>
> Wanted to share this to prove to each and everyone of you just how
> cool I am.
Heh. Got a smile out of me, anyway.
Roger Christie
You aren't looking very carefully then. Although the posts that say that
aren't from me.
I found his post pretty amusing actually, and he seems quite calm.
Free Beer
wrote:
>
Gosh... I dont know what to say. :) I guess we live in different
worlds. :)
> Maybe you need to calm down a bit.
If I got any calmer I'd be asleep.
Knight37
<lordm...@dracon.com> said:
> What irony just another goof off, using a hybrid of the Morrowind name
> to beat the plonkers.
The irony is Lord Marcus aka Pathesda Userpaysbeta calling someone ELSE a
troll.
--
Knight37
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."
-- Lazarus Long
dnashifter
> My friends say she has the best body and face they have ever seen.
> I think they are overrating her.
> She has about a million bucks, not that much these days.
> Her dad is a big beer distributor, I hate beer.
> She has bad quirks, goes shopping once a week by herself and out with
> her girlfriends on Friday nights. Pisses me off!
> She loves giving hummers, which I don't like.
> She has a red Ferarri. I hate that cuz it makes my car look dorky.
> Anyway, I've had enough of her crap. I'm dropping her off back at the
> mall.
Hmm. Ok, lets say you went to the mall and picked up a woman.
(Yea, let's assume you could pick up a woman)
And your friends said she had the best body and face they'd ever seen
(being as she hadn't turned sideways so you could see her beer gut and
she hadn't pulled off her mask yet)
And lets say she had a million bucks
(because she was a spoiled daddy's little angel bitch and she and her
daddy have been fucking each other's brains out since she was 14)
And her dad was a beer distributer
(for Milwaukee's Best Ice)
And she has bad quirks, goes out shopping once a week
(and runs up your credit card)
And out with her girlfrieds on Friday nights
(where she picks up strange men and fucks them behind your back)
She loves giving hummers
(because she will never ever actually fuck you and the bitch bites)
She has a red Ferarri
(because if you have a million dollars total you must obviously drive
a Ferarri)
Yea, I think I'd kick her to the curb too, sport.
Free Beer
But first you'd have to get up off that chair made of empty Domino's
Pizza boxes, slide away from your desk made of empty Clearisel tubes,
out of that dark bedroom filled with game consoles and computers, and
of course, ask your mom if its okay to go out. :)
dnashifter
> Pizza boxes, slide away from your desk made of empty Clearisel tubes,
> out of that dark bedroom filled with game consoles and computers, and
> of course, ask your mom if its okay to go out. :)
>
>
>
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> "I got a gun it aint teeny, it makes up for my little weenie." Anon
Gee, you paint this picture so well. Sounds like you took a good
inventory of your own house. I've had more pussy than you *ever*
will.
dnashifter
> Pizza boxes, slide away from your desk made of empty Clearisel tubes,
> out of that dark bedroom filled with game consoles and computers, and
> of course, ask your mom if its okay to go out. :)
>
>
>
> ----
> "I got a gun it aint teeny, it makes up for my little weenie." Anon
Gee, you paint this picture so well. Sounds like you took a good