my new blog i have a girlfrend!!!!! :)
Denny Pants
what i bet u cant!!!! i have a girlfrend! :) :) :) i was at church
on chrismas day and pastor matthews told me to move down the back past
mrs grimshaw becoz i was blocking evryones view of baby jesus :( :( i
sat behind mrs grimshaw and i sed i'm sorry mr matthews and he sed
past her. i sed i am past her mr matthews and he sed no its past her
matthews. i sed i am confuzed sir i am past her and u are mr matthews
and i am denny pants. then pastor matthews got reely angry and sed i
being clever and i sed mr matthews my dad says i am never clever!!
then he sed i was curzed buy satan and told me too go outside :( :( :(
i was sitting on the see-sore and i started crying :( then a girl
came up and sed i always cry when i am on the see-sore to coz it takes
4 other girls to lift my end up and then they laff at me. then i sed
me to and she sat on the see-sore and it ballanced perfictly! we both
laffed and she sed my name is fay girts what is ur name and i sed
hello miss girts my name is denny pants!!! :) :) :) we went up and
down on the see-sore fore 1 hour and we liked all the same candy and
soda and hotdogs and we swapped email adresses!!!!
then dad came out the church and yelled at me and sed i imbarassed him
infront of evryone and baby jesus then he pushed me of the see=-sore
and i fell over and i sed ow my leg and i started crying :( :( then
fay sed denny pants you can be strong do it for me. then i stoped
crying! :) i sed pleese dont' push me dad i dont' like it! then dad
spanked my butt and told me to get in the car.i tryed as hard as i
culd not to cry infront of fay but i did :( :( :(
me and fay talk on aol chat evryday and i told her she shuld have a
blog just like me. i think i am in love!!!! :) :) :) :)
Bostonmyk
Love is in the air...thats for sure.
smithcorp
Past her. Excellent.
Giftzwerg
@o28g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>, bost...@gmail.com says...
> > me and fay talk on aol chat evryday and i told her she shuld have a
> > blog just like me. i think i am in love!!!! :) :) :) :)
>
> Love is in the air...thats for sure.
It says volumes about the quality of some folks' reasoning that Denny
Pants *isn't* in my killfile.
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Cronos
> high evryone its me denny pants and welcom too my new blog! guess
> what i bet u cant!!!! i have a girlfrend!
Post some nude pics of her as proof.
Nostromo
Anno Domini:
Here, take yer pick: http://www.megafat.com/
>8^D
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Hank the Rapper
Heh.
I've been here maybe five times since I stopped reading Usenet three
or four years ago and this is what I find.
Time to come clean and proclaim I was Butter Pants. I created him out
of boredom from this group that was humorless and took itself way too
seriously.
It's kind of odd seeing a copycat being created three and a half years
after I ended him.
Gray Death
Denny Pants claims to be Butter Pants' younger brother. And from
memory he started posting not too long after Butter died. I
personally think he does a good job of what Butter did - lighten the
mood a little.
There are a couple of other socks that most believe also come from the
Denny Pants' author(s) - Little Ghetto G and Kezza. I'm not sure
whether you were around for the "pcgames" sock... he actually used to
interact with people rather than just firing and forgetting. His
author either had a lot of time on his hands or he was just a really
crazy dude.
Anyway I enjoyed most Butter Pants' posts, especially the one when he
sat on the toilet seat at work and broke it. So thanks :)
Trimble Bracegirdle
I don't believe you Hank.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") mouse (nither do I)
Cronos
> It says volumes about the quality of some folks' reasoning that Denny
> Pants *isn't* in my killfile.
>
It says volumes about you that you find it entertaining.
Gandalf Parker
news:MPG.25b0ebb039b14def98970a@localhost:
> In article <38faae0c-792d-4683-a665-7a63b04e84b0
> @o28g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>, bost...@gmail.com says...
>
>> > me and fay talk on aol chat evryday and i told her she shuld have a
>> > blog just like me. �i think i am in love!!!! :) :) :) :)
>>
>> Love is in the air...thats for sure.
>
> It says volumes about the quality of some folks' reasoning that Denny
> Pants *isn't* in my killfile.
But I am disappointed in Denny Pants himself.
As a troll I dont consider him very high quality. I cant even recommend him
for hiring. The alt.troll community has produced better.
Gandalf Parker
Cronos
> Here, take yer pick: http://www.megafat.com/
>
>> 8^D
>
No, I said his girl friends and not your's.
Unknown
<gan...@the.dead.ISP.of.Community.net> wrote:
I don't read his stuff, and I don't consider him a troll. I assume he
also posts similar stuff under other nyms - at least there seems to be
a class of postings to these groups that're similar. More or less
that same in over-relying on texting-gimmicks to portray a stereotype.
He's good at that. But IMO it needs more depth.
Gandalf Parker
news:50s7l597gc2p32ikn...@4ax.com:
Especially if he ever plans to make a living at it. Or even a sideline. I
suppose he could hook up with some junk sites or link farms but supporting
those as a business model is almost as bad as supporting trolls. I
certainly set him up.
Gandalf Parker