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Mike Ralls

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Nov 13, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/13/97
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What is the best line that you've heard (so far) in Curse of Monkey
Island?

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Gulthek

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Nov 14, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/14/97
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Mike Ralls wrote in message <8794652...@dejanews.com>...

Through sheer force of will! - Murray

Dan Huling

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Nov 14, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/14/97
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Voodoo Lady: "So, You want to make more money?"
TWood: "Sure, we all do".. I died ROTFL when I heard this...


Philip B Gottschalk

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Nov 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/16/97
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Mike Ralls <MRa...@willamette.edu> wrote in article


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> What is the best line that you've heard (so far) in Curse of Monkey
> Island?

I thought the line about LucasArts' policy with regard to a character dying
mid-way through the game was the funniest (so far)...

...
Philip

Stephen Moore

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Nov 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/16/97
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On Thu, 13 Nov 1997 18:01:47 -0600, Mike Ralls <MRa...@willamette.edu>
wrote:

>What is the best line that you've heard (so far) in Curse of Monkey
>Island?

Very mild, cryptic spoilers below.

Not sure... The funniest *sequence* involves a premature rolling of
the credits (those who've seen it will know what I mean).

The big evil-doer-explains-his-plot bit is good too.

* * * Stephen Moore * * *
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John J Smith

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Nov 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/17/97
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In article <8794652...@dejanews.com>,

Mike Ralls <MRa...@willamette.edu> wrote:
>What is the best line that you've heard (so far) in Curse of Monkey
>Island?

"And you're far too nice a zombie pirate for me anyway", Elaine to
LeChuck, intro...

(Ok, so I haven't got that far...)

Smid


Jonathan Normington

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Nov 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/17/97
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Mike Ralls recently wrote:

>What is the best line that you've heard (so far) in Curse of Monkey
>Island?

"Neptune's navel, that was a close one!"

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Chris Clason

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Nov 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/17/97
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'Alas poor Yorick'
'Murray!'
'Sorry. Alas poor Murray, he's a disgusting skull [...]'
'And I mean to eat you all! Bwahahahahaha!'

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>> What is the best line that you've heard (so far) in Curse of Monkey
>> Island?
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Jason Travis

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Nov 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/18/97
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"I didn't do it. That bullet could have come from the grassy knoll."

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Moses Cline-James

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Nov 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/19/97
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>> What is the best line that you've heard (so far) in Curse of Monkey
>> Island?


Did anyone catch the Myst reference when GB is talking to the flying Welshman?

Gb: I like mist. I think it's pretty.
FW: Well, sure mist is pretty, but egad is it dull.


I think this is a Myst reference. Maybe I'm just insane.


Scott Steubing

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Nov 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/19/97
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On Thu, 13 Nov 1997 18:01:47 -0600, Mike Ralls <MRa...@willamette.edu>
wrote:

>What is the best line that you've heard (so far) in Curse of Monkey
>Island?

Paraphrase, when Guybrush is talking to Minnie:

"By the way, what might you be?"
"Floor polisher."


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Scott Steubing

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Nov 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/19/97
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On 19 Nov 1997 00:46:39 GMT, n964...@cc.wwu.edu (Moses Cline-James)
wrote:

>>> What is the best line that you've heard (so far) in Curse of Monkey
>>> Island?
>
>

>Did anyone catch the Myst reference when GB is talking to the flying Welshman?
>
>Gb: I like mist. I think it's pretty.
>FW: Well, sure mist is pretty, but egad is it dull.
>
>
>I think this is a Myst reference. Maybe I'm just insane.

I didn't catch it the two times I've played MI3 so far, but now that
you mention it, it has to be a Myst reference. Of all the common
adjectives used to describe mist, "pretty" isn't one of them. Myst, on
the other hand....

Jason Travis

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Nov 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/19/97
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Speaking of Minnie...can someone give me a subtle <nudge> in the right
directon as far as getting her wedding band?

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Scott Steubing

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Nov 20, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/20/97
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On Wed, 19 Nov 1997 22:01:38 -0500, "Jason Travis"
<jctr...@removethis.email.msn.com> wrote:

>Speaking of Minnie...can someone give me a subtle <nudge> in the right
>directon as far as getting her wedding band?

She says the ring will never leave her hand until she has a wedding
band to replace it. Is that subtle enough?


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Catty

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Nov 20, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/20/97
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"Jason Travis" <jctr...@removethis.email.msn.com> wrote:

>Speaking of Minnie...can someone give me a subtle <nudge> in the right
>directon as far as getting her wedding band?

HINT ALERT!!


This should do.

Okay - remember about that chap that she wouldn't mind shagging if it
wasn't for the groom-that-never-was? When you do find him - how will
you re-introduce him to her? Think spring.

Catty


Jason Travis

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Nov 20, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/20/97
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Wow, I got it. Thanks! I had a feeling that was going to happen when I
first encountered the skeleton in the bed, but had forgotten about it hours
later after doing everything else.

Now I'm stuck in the Carnival of the damned. I HATE being on one screen and
not being able to leave! Argh!

But I loved the fact that LeChuck gleefully explains the entire plot to you
with no sense of impending urgency. It was hysterical.

JUNONUJ

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Nov 24, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/24/97
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One of the funniest lines is from Murray the Skull. After you've messed with
his arm a little, the one you fished out of the water at the beginning of the
game (I won't get too specific--don't want to give away any hints.) you can
show it to him when he's in the swamp. After a couple time he says:

"Get away from me you sick freak!"

Chad M. Carlquist

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Nov 24, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/24/97
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One of my favorite (being a software development type) was when Guybrush
was talking to the sun-bather. The guy said something about exploiting
other people and using them to make money and Guybrush replies:

"Oh, so you're the project leader of a game development team?"

It still makes me chuckle... :)


Chad

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Joel

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Nov 24, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/24/97
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My current favorites came at the beach. Guybrush says:

If I bleached chalk, it would be tanner than you! and
You make snow look tan!

I laughed out loud with those.....

Joel

Danny

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Nov 26, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/26/97
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"Well at least you never have to worry about what to wear"
"That's right..."
"And Assessorizings a snap"

Murry is funny, but i still groaned/laughed at the

That shot could have come from the grassy knoll!!

Also,

I loved poking that paper voodoo doll with the pin,ember..etc..."Ohhh
Migrane!!!"

Boom


Johnny Rhyne

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Nov 27, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/27/97
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Jason Travis <jctravis@#REMOVETOREPLY#email.msn.com> wrote in article
<eeePbs#88G...@upnetnews02.moswest.msn.net>...
> "I didn't do it. That bullet could have come from the grassy knoll."
>

Actually it is
"You shot my banjo!"

GT: "You don't know that. The shot could could have come from the grassy
knoll".

Mike Hope

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Nov 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/29/97
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> That shot could have come from the grassy knoll!!

What was this line referring to? I missed its significance.

Evil Homer

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Nov 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/29/97
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In article <3480B4...@nwu.edu>, m-hope-...@nwu.edu embarrassed
himself at an international level by blurting out...

> > That shot could have come from the grassy knoll!!
>
> What was this line referring to? I missed its significance.
>
So lemme get this straight...
You're at a major university and you have no knowledge of events
regarding John Kennedy's assassination?!
History major, right?

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Dave T.

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Nov 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/30/97
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Mike Hope wrote:
>
> > That shot could have come from the grassy knoll!!
>
> What was this line referring to? I missed its significance.

You're in a U.S. college? <g>
"grassy knoll" refers to the controversy over whether there was
a second gunman in the John F Kennedy (he was a U.S. president....)
assassination. The theory is that the second gunman was on a grassy
hill near the motorcade.

The comment has become pretty much a universal cultural reference
these days. I've heard the reference European plays.

Dave

Catty

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Dec 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/1/97
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Mike Hope <m-hope-...@nwu.edu> wrote:

>> That shot could have come from the grassy knoll!!

>What was this line referring to? I missed its significance.

God. I feel so old. It is referring to the theory that Lee Harvey
Oswald, the assassin of John F. Kennedy, wasn't the lone gunman as
there were some witnesses hearing a few gunshots coming from the
grassy knoll (front of the street where JFK was killed). Oswald was
shooting from a tall building at the time. Hope this helps.

Catty

Mike Hope

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Dec 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/1/97
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> So lemme get this straight...
> You're at a major university and you have no knowledge of events
> regarding John Kennedy's assassination?!
> History major, right?

Major university? Yes. But I'm majoring in
Star Wars quotes and adventure gaming.

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