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Zackman

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Jul 3, 2001, 5:05:12 PM7/3/01
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An offhand comment in a post about OF got me thinking... how many games have
included peeing/pooping as a normal bodily function? (As opposed to a weapon
or something, eg. Conker's BFD.) I know some adventure games have included
bathroom functions... usually comically, like Leisure Suit Larry and stuff.
But what about non-adventure games? Peeing in the urinals in Duke Nukem
comes to mind, and the Sims of course. Plus the creatures in Black & White
and their tendency to take dumps in the most inappropriate places. Any
others?

-Z-

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Devo

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Jul 3, 2001, 7:58:32 PM7/3/01
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On Tue, 03 Jul 2001 15:05:12 -0600, Zackman
<zac...@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote:

>An offhand comment in a post about OF got me thinking... how many games have
>included peeing/pooping as a normal bodily function? (As opposed to a weapon
>or something, eg. Conker's BFD.) I know some adventure games have included
>bathroom functions... usually comically, like Leisure Suit Larry and stuff.
>But what about non-adventure games? Peeing in the urinals in Duke Nukem
>comes to mind, and the Sims of course. Plus the creatures in Black & White
>and their tendency to take dumps in the most inappropriate places. Any
>others?
>
>-Z-

The question is does it come included as a feature on the back of the
box 'SO REALISTIC YOU CAN EVEN HANG A SHIT!'


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Barney Miller

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Jul 4, 2001, 12:28:45 AM7/4/01
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New!!!!!!
*Virtual cable laying*
8)

Julian

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Jul 4, 2001, 6:10:39 AM7/4/01
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The Nomad Soul had peeing :)

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Bunboy

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Jul 4, 2001, 9:34:11 AM7/4/01
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Why bother getting upn and going to the bathroom during a really good game
when there are "gaming pants" (i.e. Depends!) sometimes I miss the point of
these Usenets posts but I don't think so here!


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Ajay Tanwar

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Jul 4, 2001, 10:59:24 AM7/4/01
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I've been spending alot of time in the bathroom while gaming. It's the only
room in the house bright enough to play Castlevania on my gameboy advance.


Oh, you mean going to the bathroom >in the game<

...nevermind.

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Flare65

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Jul 4, 2001, 8:56:06 PM7/4/01
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> I've been spending alot of time in the bathroom while gaming. It's the
only
> room in the house bright enough to play Castlevania on my gameboy advance.


Damn straight!!!!!!!! I have to be outside to even see the fucking
screen!!!! I would trade the 15 hour batterylife for 7-8 hours and a back
light screen!!!!


Flare65

Flare65

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Jul 4, 2001, 8:56:48 PM7/4/01
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"Bunboy" <bun...@home.com> wrote in message
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> Why bother getting upn and going to the bathroom during a really good game
> when there are "gaming pants" (i.e. Depends!) sometimes I miss the point
of
> these Usenets posts but I don't think so here!


I outgrew shitting my pants when I was a toddler

Barney Gumble

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Jul 4, 2001, 11:01:35 PM7/4/01
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Congratulations. Who would have thought that 2 years to that day, you'd be boasting
about it on Usenet!


Andy

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Jul 4, 2001, 11:14:25 PM7/4/01
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all i know is that is was fun meeting interesting women in the female
bathrooms in Deus Ex. i made it a point to go in every single one.


Devo

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Jul 5, 2001, 2:20:32 AM7/5/01
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On Thu, 05 Jul 2001 03:14:25 GMT, "Andy" <fores...@home.com> wrote:

>all i know is that is was fun meeting interesting women in the female
>bathrooms in Deus Ex. i made it a point to go in every single one.
>

And people wonder why Virtual Reality scares me.....


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Scott Sim W. Y.

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Jul 5, 2001, 3:18:17 AM7/5/01
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On Wed, 4 Jul 2001 19:56:06 -0500, "Flare65"
<jol...@kwom.com> posted:

>Damn straight!!!!!!!! I have to be outside to even see the fucking
>screen!!!! I would trade the 15 hour batterylife for 7-8 hours and a back
>light screen!!!!

You think that by merely halving the battery life, you can
get a backlight to work? Amazing. Next you'll be telling
us you can transmute crap into gold.

Scott Sim W. Y.

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Jul 5, 2001, 3:18:18 AM7/5/01
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On Thu, 05 Jul 2001 03:14:25 GMT, "Andy"
<fores...@home.com> posted:

>all i know is that is was fun meeting interesting women in the female
>bathrooms in Deus Ex. i made it a point to go in every single one.

What do you mean?

Christoph Nahr

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Jul 5, 2001, 5:01:18 AM7/5/01
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On Wed, 04 Jul 2001 14:59:24 GMT, ajta...@spam.yahoo.com (Ajay
Tanwar) wrote:

>I've been spending alot of time in the bathroom while gaming. It's the only
>room in the house bright enough to play Castlevania on my gameboy advance.

Some of the add-on lights for the GB/GBC are supposed to come out for
the GBA. That's going to be a must-have upgrade. They really could
have given the screen an anti-reflex coating, at least...

Cool little console, though. :-)
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p_conrad

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Jul 5, 2001, 9:48:44 AM7/5/01
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I always called my original GameBoy - DumpBoy.

On Wed, 04 Jul 2001 14:59:24 GMT, ajta...@spam.yahoo.com (Ajay
Tanwar) wrote:

>I've been spending alot of time in the bathroom while gaming. It's the only
>room in the house bright enough to play Castlevania on my gameboy advance.
>
>
>Oh, you mean going to the bathroom >in the game<
>
>...nevermind.

PBC

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Santa Claws

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Jul 6, 2001, 12:56:16 PM7/6/01
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Couldn't you take a leak after drinking a bunch of beer in Redneck Rampage?


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Sinjin

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Jul 6, 2001, 1:46:34 PM7/6/01
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"Santa Claws" <sa...@north.pole> wrote:

>Couldn't you take a leak after drinking a bunch of beer in Redneck Rampage?
>
>
>"Zackman" <zac...@SPAMISEVILearthling.net> wrote in message
>news:B7678FA8.7F36%zac...@SPAMISEVILearthling.net...
>> An offhand comment in a post about OF got me thinking... how many games
>have
>> included peeing/pooping as a normal bodily function? (As opposed to a
>weapon
>> or something, eg. Conker's BFD.) I know some adventure games have included
>> bathroom functions... usually comically, like Leisure Suit Larry and
>stuff.
>> But what about non-adventure games? Peeing in the urinals in Duke Nukem
>> comes to mind, and the Sims of course. Plus the creatures in Black & White
>> and their tendency to take dumps in the most inappropriate places. Any
>> others?
>>

Omikron. You can take a leak just before you go have sex with your wife. How
real is that! :-)


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Unknown

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Jul 6, 2001, 8:39:43 PM7/6/01
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On Thu, 05 Jul 2001 07:18:17 GMT, scot...@crosswinds.net (Scott Sim
W. Y.) wrote:


>You think that by merely halving the battery life, you can
>get a backlight to work? Amazing. Next you'll be telling
>us you can transmute crap into gold.

Thats not too hard, ford has been doing it for years now.


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Mark Stevens

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Jul 8, 2001, 3:13:28 AM7/8/01
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On Thu, 05 Jul 2001 07:18:17 GMT, scot...@crosswinds.net (Scott Sim
W. Y.) wrote:

>You think that by merely halving the battery life, you can
>get a backlight to work? Amazing. Next you'll be telling
>us you can transmute crap into gold.

Actually, it was Nintendo themselves who basically said
(mega-paraphrasing here): "You want a backlit screen? Well,
boo-fuckin'-hoo! If you wanted one, it would have meant halving the
life of the batteries!"

Rest of world: "Yeah, and your point being"


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