my new blog i met tigger woods!!!
Denny Pants
storey fore u!!!! i met tigger woods!!!!!! :) :) my cuzzin maynard
works at a fancy bar and his job is too boss around all the lazy
mexicans. sumtimes me and my dad go to the bar just too watch him
yell at them and fire them he is like a texan gorden rammsy!!!!
lol :) :)
last week we were laffing at maynard pore beer down a wetbacks pants
when dad sed look denny that is tigger woods! i sed dad can i go over
and meet him pls!! dad sed sure denny he is only half black so he
mite not rob u but dont turn ur back on him. tigger was eating dinner
wiht his wife and she was buetiful i walked over sed good affternoon
mr and mrs tigger woods my name is denny pants and it is a pleshure to
meat u. tigger sed if i give u an autograff will u leeve us alone and
i sed yes sir. then tiggers iphone rang and he sed he had too take it
in private and went to the bathroom.
i sed mrs wood i play tigger woods golf on my wii and then i got her
umbrella and sed look at me i'm tigger woods!!!!! :) but i swung it
and i hit the table tiggers drink fell on his jacket :( mrs woods
started crying and i sed mrs woods dont cry my uncle mayard is the
boss of sum mexicans and they will cleen it or he will send them back
to mexico!!! she laffed :) :) i think she sed it was the phonecall
that make her cry but it was tuff to tell cos she didnt speak
american.
tigger came bak from the bathroom and mrs wood sed some stuff but i
culdnt understand her but she was mad and then tiggers iphone rang
again. tigger pressed cansel and then a voicemale came in and mrs wood
sed she wanted too here it. tigger called voicemale and sed wheres
delete on this stoopid phone and i sed let me take it tigger i am an
expert with iphones i had 2 but sum bum stole them. i took the phone
but i pressed loudspeeker buy accsident and sum woman sed hey tigger i
deleted my name from my voicemale like u wanted so ur wife will never
find out abuot us same time same place next week.
mrs woods was reely reely angry and then tigger started cursin at me
and he push me over and i started crying :( :( :( mrs woods sed dont
u touch denny and she pushed him and he tripped over me and went thru
the glass window and cut his face upp reely bad. then tigger and mrs
woods left and i sed wheres my autograff tigger and he cursed at me
and thru his iphone at me and it hit me in the hed :( :(
when i got home i lissened to his voicemales and thre were messages
from over 10 diffrent girls!!!!! i told dad and he called tmz.com and
thye offered him $15 000 for the phone!!!!! lol my dad is a good
sailsman cos iphones are only $199.99 brand new!!!!! lol!!! :) :) :)
i have a reely good feeling that tigger and his wife have made up
already cos they wer a sutch a cute couple :)
Carl
"Denny Pants" <denny...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Excellent!
Trimble Bracegirdle
account of Tiger & his girls @@@
Gray Death
Still a little long... you could almost reduce the size by 33% just
by only using one "!" :)
Denny Pants
dad took all of the pants famalee to the mall to do sum last minit
shopping. uncle maynard got throwd out of the viktoreea sekrets store
for xcessive panty sniffing or sumthin like that... i dunt member wat
the sekurity gard called it but he sed we all had to leeve.
i waited in line 4ever to sit on santas lap. then when i got there he
sed no way you have to be under the age of twenny five to worship the
santagod. then maynard told him aboot the snoball aksedent i had that
cauzd the brane damige and it meens i think and type like a 4 yr old
he sed. a fourpound rock hidden in a snoball hit me rite in the hed!
thanks dad. :) :)
anyway when santa agreed i get on and he starts bowncing me up and
down and saying i was lighter than he thot i wud be. after a while me
bum hurtz, so i said santa yur kandykane is pennytrating my rektum and
he said thats no kandykane!!! lol :) :)
so he asked wat i wanted for krismas and i sed a pet gerbil. he sed
shure no problum an if i wait for his brake he will get me one... so i
wait around and he went to the pet stor and bawt it for me. yay!!!
:):) but then he sed lets go bak heer into an old kloset cuz he wantz
to sho me sumthin. then he yanked me shorts down and put the gerbil in
me rektum. i sed ow that hurtz and he sed well i shuld have clipped
the toe nailz first. :( :(
next year i will pick the santagod that doesnt smell like khalua :(
Denny Pants
> 4 out of 10
high agin lesion my daddies been looking for you. i told him about you
asking if you cud put your pee pee in me. u no, that privates email u
sent. he sed its not legal. sry.
Nostromo
-0500, Anno Domini:
Will the real Denny Pants pls come forward ffs...*sigh*
--
Nostromo
Denny Pants
>On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:35:13 -0500, Denny Pants <denny...@gmail.com>
>wrote:
> No reason to feel sorry...my pee pee is so big it wouldn't fit
>antway.
Lolz lolz! good thinks youre thinking about boy-ass dimensions.
always on ur mind.. lolz
Antonio Huerta
Tiger Woods is American ? Then Denny Pants should be from the US, too
(and not from Portugal as he was pretending), because the news about
Tiger Woods are not heard in any other countries :O
PW
wrote:
>high evryone its ur favrite krismas elf heer.. denny pants!!! :) :)
It's an imposter
Denny Pants
>On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 23:41:09 -0500, Denny Pants <denny...@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 21:16:03 -0500, Legion <Leg...@Invalid.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:35:13 -0500, Denny Pants <denny...@gmail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:46:15 -0500, Legion <Leg...@Invalid.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> 4 out of 10
>>>>
>>>>high agin lesion my daddies been looking for you. i told him about you
>>>>asking if you cud put your pee pee in me. u no, that privates email u
>>>>sent. he sed its not legal. sry.
>>>
>>> No reason to feel sorry...my pee pee is so big it wouldn't fit
>>>antway.
>>
>>Lolz lolz! good thinks youre thinking about boy-ass dimensions.
>>always on ur mind.. lolz
>
> Oh denzey phants...I know youtr disappointed cause u realy like
>it\but i don't swing that way so youl have to get your unkle to
>make u hapy.
In email u sed call u daddy. now you talk bad :( :(
Denny Pants
nuthing meetz standerdz of authenitk dennyz! lol! :) :)
Gray Death
He uses random proxies, China, Portugal, Brazil, Australia,
others.... I don't even check anymore.